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07-14-2010, 06:03 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Colorado
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but that's how i killed it in the first place. damn tiring.
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07-14-2010, 07:10 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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What do you say when you realize you've brought home the wrong shade of lip gloss?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-14-2010, 07:39 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
What do you say when you realize you've brought home the wrong shade of lip gloss?
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Fuck.......................
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07-14-2010, 07:50 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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What did you say when you realized that your life-sized cardboard cut-out of Edward Cullen is missing?
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07-14-2010, 08:00 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
What did you say when you realized that your life-sized cardboard cut-out of Edward Cullen is missing?
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Fuck...............
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07-14-2010, 10:04 PM
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#31
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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What is the first thing that goes through your mind when you see the most delicious and attractive young woman. Perfect breasts, well-shaped behind and crystal clear eyes, with a small moan saying "Do me.."?
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07-14-2010, 11:31 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarasha
What is the first thing that goes through your mind when you see the most delicious and attractive young woman. Perfect breasts, well-shaped behind and crystal clear eyes, with a small moan saying "Do me.."?
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Fuck.............................
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07-15-2010, 08:08 AM
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#33
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
What do you say when you realize you've brought home the wrong shade of lip gloss?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC.
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Funny ... me too!
What's the first thing you say after you think, "Now why did I promise that bitch I wouldn't swear any more?"
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-15-2010, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Where do babies come from?
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07-15-2010, 12:16 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
What's the first thing you say after you think, "Now why did I promise that bitch I wouldn't swear any more?"
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Fuck...............
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07-15-2010, 12:17 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarasha
Where do babies come from?
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Fuck.................
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07-15-2010, 12:35 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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What are politicians good for?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-15-2010, 01:15 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
What are politicians good for?
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Fuck............
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07-15-2010, 01:25 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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What do your Mom and the pool guy do when Daddy's at work?
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I Like Cheese!
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07-15-2010, 02:53 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catch
What do your Mom and the pool guy do when Daddy's at work?
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Fuck.............
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07-15-2010, 03:46 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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What is the first thing you like to do in the morning?
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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07-15-2010, 03:56 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
What is the first thing you like to do in the morning?
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Fuck............
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07-15-2010, 03:59 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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What's the best thing to do at church?
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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07-15-2010, 04:44 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
What's the best thing to do at church?
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Fuck............
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08-03-2010, 09:24 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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What is fuck squared and then divided by itself?
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I Like Cheese!
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08-04-2010, 06:47 AM
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#46
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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What would you like to do to Catch?
(GOT YA!!! BROKE YOUR GAME, I BROKE YOUR GAME!!! uh...actually, now he is going to say it...)
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