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10-19-2010, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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G.net, it's time to line up.
As the members of G.net align, their faces stoic for the bitch slap at hand, they could feel nothing more than the tight tension causing their guts to flex in a swarm of butterflies. They wait with bated breath.
Off in the distance, the silhouette of a noble man mounted on his noble steed awaits for them all to get into a proper queue. The sun is setting, casting a burnt orange hue around black shapes. A metal gauntlet gleams temporarily in the dying evening.
Faces attempt to concentrate on the thousand yard stare in vain attempt to block out the sound of fast approaching horse hooves. Clickity clack, clickety clack.
SSSSSlaplaplaplaplaplaplaplap. Each and every member feels the sting of Kontan's ire as his steel hand straight pimp slaps common sense into their docile faces.
"Feel the sting of being totally pwnt, bitches!", yelled Kontan as he rode off into the twilight.
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10-20-2010, 04:57 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Can i have some more Sir - coz it didn't work the first thirty times you slapped me.
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10-20-2010, 06:01 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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I don't think I want to be a part of this.
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10-20-2010, 06:06 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: France
Posts: 59
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Nicely writen!...But I didn't feel anything...
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10-20-2010, 08:31 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
Posts: 1,472
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More...hurt me MORE. I want it...I NEED IT.
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-William S. Burroughs
You're not entitled to your opinion.
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10-20-2010, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In my own world.
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I have plenty of common sense. I just choose not to use it incase others get jealous and want some. 
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10-20-2010, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Isaloween
Nicely writen!...But I didn't feel anything...
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Die in a clean burning fire.
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10-23-2010, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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From atop the cemetery hill the gravedigger turned around towards the sound of hooves and slaps resounding across the woods. He knew the image without seeing it: the nobleman was asserting himself upon the populace again.
Smiling, he turned back to digging the grave. Soon enough the nobleman would occupy the dark earth, moist and full of worms. Hungry worms.
No one lives forever he thought. The powerful and lesser alike feed the worms.
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10-23-2010, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 222
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That's pretty funny, but use "waits" instead of "awaits" in your second paragraph.
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10-24-2010, 02:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: France
Posts: 59
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Die in a clean burning fire.
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Yeah I love you too.
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10-24-2010, 08:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Oh for shit's sake, just do as I say already.
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10-24-2010, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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Dude I'll give her this:
Her avatar makes me giggle.
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10-24-2010, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 12
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Glorious.
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10-24-2010, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinjob
Dude I'll give her this:
Her avatar makes me giggle.
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It's her self portrait, clearly.
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10-24-2010, 11:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
It's her self portrait, clearly.
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I really should start paying you every time I see something that makes me laugh.
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10-24-2010, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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I've got a million of em.
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10-25-2010, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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What? Whaaat! 
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10-26-2010, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Philasphyxia
Posts: 156
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More importantly, when were signatures re-enabled...?
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10-27-2010, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I am immune to Kontan's bitchslapping. 
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10-28-2010, 09:40 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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That's not how I remember it.
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