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01-26-2007, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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Encyclopaedia Dramatica: Goths
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01-26-2007, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
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Thanks c130--once again, I have hurt myself laughing. What's this thing--a wikipedia spoof?!?
..."shatterproof hair"...ha-HAAAAA!!
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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01-26-2007, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by c130
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Hahahaha... loved it!
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01-26-2007, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fucking google it
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Gah! The page won't come up.
*will come back later*
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01-27-2007, 08:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
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"Also slang meaning fat and / or ugly"
I find that offensive.
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01-27-2007, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Except that it's supposed to be funny. All of it is supposed to be funny. Don't take it too seriously.
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01-27-2007, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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I find it offensive when people are offended by jokes.
Mr. Vasquez said: "Anything is funny so long as people realize it's a joke"
And then in the comic, he went on to make the point that only stupid people can't tell when things like that are jokes.
Ergo, Mr. Vasquez thinks you're a moron.
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01-27-2007, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Oh my, I love Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's great for laughs when one is bored. You should check out what they have to say about Slipknot. xD
[EDIT: "O how I loath thee, fatty demon of cheese and quarted cow. And yet you fill me with such blissful, passionate glee." I lol'd. This website is sheer genius!]
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01-28-2007, 05:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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Ech, that got me started on several hours of reading random articles on that site. It is funny at some parts, yes...
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01-28-2007, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
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Mm... funny..
The bbc articles comments area reminded me of alot of arguments in hs about what it is to be goth. Oh well, you got to laugh.
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01-28-2007, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Oh, man, that made me laugh so hard. Which sucks, because I have a cold, so laughing makes me cough... Oh, well. It was worth it.
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02-01-2007, 09:49 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 70
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Quote:
Sisters of Mercy (technically a rock and roll band, since the singer is a nun)
Siouxsie and the Banshees (and the Creatures; a side project) (technically a sandwich)
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Hahaha. Creatures sandwich.
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02-01-2007, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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LMAO@
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dirty clove smoking hippies
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02-01-2007, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Lima,Peru
Posts: 107
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Hundreds of thousands of goth girls and boys alike dream about draining Brandon Lee's rotting cock everyday.
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xDhahahahaha, I love Encyclopedia dramatica and Uncyclopedia
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02-01-2007, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Aboard the Babel-13
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Special edition goth
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02-01-2007, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Aboard the Babel-13
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Cymru, that article was one of the most hilarious things I've ever read in my life. Thanks for pointing it out!
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02-01-2007, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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I was laughing so hard I woke my mother up from her nap.
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02-01-2007, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Lima,Peru
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We started avoiding the townie stuff (like wearing Adidas or Nike) and other sorts of non-black stuff.
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Priceless :')
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02-01-2007, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Washington
Posts: 1,092
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I rather wanted to puke on my keyboard. I guess I'm lacking a sense of humor in that regards =/
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02-01-2007, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
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Cute pic acushla. I like that kind of drawing.
That website was funny. Especialy the bbc article...
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02-01-2007, 10:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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These are great!
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A woman made entirely out of black crepe paper.
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.....and come in two sizes: morbidly obese and flies-on-the-face Ethiopian-thin.
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And my personal favorite...
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These goth names are serious buisiness, and should you call a goth by their real name (which is usually something like Brian Warner or Jeordie) they will get OMG offended.
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02-01-2007, 10:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Zootown
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I love it! I actually laughed hard enough that I had tears rolling down my cheeks! *hehehe*
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02-03-2007, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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[quote= ] They have also medically been proven to cause heart disease, along with Ayn Rand, ***********, McDonalds and smoking. [QUOTE/]
Wow! Amazing, I have super powers! Yes!
[quote= ]Goth is possibly the only clique to be able to produce TL;DR responses to verbal speech. Basically
This cheeseburger is fucking tasty.
Translates to
O how I loath thee, fatty demon of cheese and quarted cow. And yet you fill me with such blissful, passionate glee. [QUOTE/]
lol That has got to be my favorite! lmao!
Thanks for sharing that C130, I needed that.
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02-03-2007, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Northwestern Washington
Posts: 921
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The tags should look like
[ QUOTE ] text [ /QUOTE ]
or
[ QUOTE=source ] text [ /QUOTE]
minus the spaces.
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