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Old 01-26-2007, 12:01 PM   #1
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Encyclopaedia Dramatica: Goths

http://www.*********************.com/index.php/Goth

I lol'd.
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Old 01-26-2007, 03:04 PM   #2
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Thanks c130--once again, I have hurt myself laughing. What's this thing--a wikipedia spoof?!?

..."shatterproof hair"...ha-HAAAAA!!
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Old 01-26-2007, 03:52 PM   #3
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Hahahaha... loved it!
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Old 01-26-2007, 04:05 PM   #4
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Gah! The page won't come up.

*will come back later*
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:50 AM   #5
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"Also slang meaning fat and / or ugly"

I find that offensive.
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:52 AM   #6
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Except that it's supposed to be funny. All of it is supposed to be funny. Don't take it too seriously.
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Old 01-27-2007, 01:10 PM   #7
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I find it offensive when people are offended by jokes.

Mr. Vasquez said: "Anything is funny so long as people realize it's a joke"

And then in the comic, he went on to make the point that only stupid people can't tell when things like that are jokes.


Ergo, Mr. Vasquez thinks you're a moron.
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Old 01-27-2007, 03:02 PM   #8
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Oh my, I love Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's great for laughs when one is bored. You should check out what they have to say about Slipknot. xD

[EDIT: "O how I loath thee, fatty demon of cheese and quarted cow. And yet you fill me with such blissful, passionate glee." I lol'd. This website is sheer genius!]
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Old 01-28-2007, 05:02 AM   #9
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Ech, that got me started on several hours of reading random articles on that site. It is funny at some parts, yes...
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Old 01-28-2007, 01:27 PM   #10
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Mm... funny..
The bbc articles comments area reminded me of alot of arguments in hs about what it is to be goth. Oh well, you got to laugh.
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Old 01-28-2007, 01:46 PM   #11
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Oh, man, that made me laugh so hard. Which sucks, because I have a cold, so laughing makes me cough... Oh, well. It was worth it.
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:49 AM   #12
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Sisters of Mercy (technically a rock and roll band, since the singer is a nun)
Siouxsie and the Banshees (and the Creatures; a side project) (technically a sandwich)
Hahaha. Creatures sandwich.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:20 PM   #13
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LMAO@
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dirty clove smoking hippies
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:39 PM   #14
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Hundreds of thousands of goth girls and boys alike dream about draining Brandon Lee's rotting cock everyday.
xDhahahahaha, I love Encyclopedia dramatica and Uncyclopedia
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:51 PM   #15
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:55 PM   #16
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That's funny
There's an link at the bottom of that incredibly accurate article,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/kids/goths_talk.shtml
it's.....interesting.
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:01 PM   #17
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Cymru, that article was one of the most hilarious things I've ever read in my life. Thanks for pointing it out!
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:04 PM   #18
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I was laughing so hard I woke my mother up from her nap.
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Old 02-01-2007, 04:50 PM   #19
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We started avoiding the townie stuff (like wearing Adidas or Nike) and other sorts of non-black stuff.
Priceless :')
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:25 PM   #20
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I rather wanted to puke on my keyboard. I guess I'm lacking a sense of humor in that regards =/
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:30 PM   #21
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Cute pic acushla. I like that kind of drawing.

That website was funny. Especialy the bbc article...
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:46 PM   #22
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These are great!

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Goths are mustards
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A woman made entirely out of black crepe paper.
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.....and come in two sizes: morbidly obese and flies-on-the-face Ethiopian-thin.

And my personal favorite...


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These goth names are serious buisiness, and should you call a goth by their real name (which is usually something like Brian Warner or Jeordie) they will get OMG offended.
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:58 PM   #23
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I love it! I actually laughed hard enough that I had tears rolling down my cheeks! *hehehe*
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Old 02-03-2007, 04:44 PM   #24
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[quote= ] They have also medically been proven to cause heart disease, along with Ayn Rand, ***********, McDonalds and smoking. [QUOTE/]
Wow! Amazing, I have super powers! Yes!
[quote= ]Goth is possibly the only clique to be able to produce TL;DR responses to verbal speech. Basically
This cheeseburger is fucking tasty.
Translates to
O how I loath thee, fatty demon of cheese and quarted cow. And yet you fill me with such blissful, passionate glee. [QUOTE/]
lol That has got to be my favorite! lmao!
Thanks for sharing that C130, I needed that.
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:35 PM   #25
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The tags should look like

[ QUOTE ] text [ /QUOTE ]
or
[ QUOTE=source ] text [ /QUOTE]

minus the spaces.
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