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10-08-2008, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Seriously?
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Originally Posted by iTunes License Agreement
You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
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God damn it, if I want a nuclear bomb to detonate every time Britney Spears comes on iTunes through shuffle, I should have the right to do so!
If you took my statement seriously, your mother should have aborted you
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10-08-2008, 12:43 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
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I'd Like to know how I tunes is going to help build a bomb. If there bombs are as good as their other products you'll end up with the iBomb shuffle and it'll blow up randomly in your face.
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10-08-2008, 12:44 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
I'd Like to know how I tunes is going to help build a bomb. If there bombs are as good as their other products you'll end up with the iBomb shuffle and it'll blow up randomly in your face.
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Hahahaha iBomb Shuffle. That cracked me up man.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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10-08-2008, 01:00 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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Who would you rather spend a night with
Britney or Madonna ?
I choose neither -_-
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10-08-2008, 09:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Let McGyver get ahold of one, and it -will- turn into a nuclear bomb. 
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10-08-2008, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Psh. It's well-known that Apple always have had this in their EULA's and/or statements of their machines and applications. They've vowed that their computers and applications must never be used in any way that benefits any military.
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10-08-2008, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Osaka, Japan
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The guys at Apple legal must be really bored.
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10-08-2008, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
God damn it, if I want a nuclear bomb to detonate every time Britney Spears comes on iTunes through shuffle, I should have the right to do so!
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Since my source on this is CSI, I have no idea to what extent this works.
But, I think you can put foreign programmes onto the IPod, which can be used to detonate a bomb.
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10-08-2008, 11:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,274
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Originally Posted by LiUsAiDh
But, I think you can put foreign programmes onto the IPod, which can be used to detonate a bomb.
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Well, now I know why they discourage them where I work. Maybe they're afraid someone will crank up the volume, and accidentally blow up the morgue.
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10-09-2008, 12:18 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Lebanon, California, Canada
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They should also put that they should not be used for cheating, cause yesterday a student was caught during an exam, listening to his ipod, and he had the whole book recorded on it, a track for each chapter!!
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10-09-2008, 05:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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You have Britney Spears on your iTunes Joker?
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