The Question Game

[WolfMoon]

They are trying to entice you to buy something for a materialistic someone you might know.


Why do cats get so fucking excited when they eat that they puke it right back up?

What a waste!

[edible_eye]

that, like a woman's mind, is one of the true mysteries of this world.

it's fun to watch, though - isn't it? even better with some pot and time to kill. and no - i didn't just say that. how dare you? (not my question)


if someone told you he'd be able to play the most beautiful piece of music by slashing a bow through your ears and using the inside of your head as an instrument, thereby spearing your brain and causing unknow damage... maybe death - would you let him?

[TeapotScar]

If he wasn't lying.

How many days have you gone without showering/bathing?

[black_fairy]

I've just taken a shower bath...

What is the most ridiculous thing you've done?

[ohthefuckwell]

psh. that response would take up entirely too much server space.



what do you do when you know that, no matter what and for reasons that are no fault of your own, you will always be doubted?

[edible_eye]

just keep on keeipn' on - and stay true to yourself.
it's the best you can do.

hey - that rhymed... kinda.


if you stepped outside tomorrow and a tyrannosaurus rex was standing outside your home, waiting to give you a lollipop - would you take it?

[ohthefuckwell]

depends on what flavor the lollipop is.




will there ever come a day when i'm NOT so completely fucking retarded?

[edible_eye]

probably.

the trick would be to not think about it in the completely fucking retarded way you're used to thinking so you recognize it for what it is instead of just moving along like it's another normal, fucking retarded moment instead of the non-fucking retarded lucidity or confusion that you're not used to. it's tough, but you can do it. therefore, probably stands.



if a dog walked up to you on its hind legs, smoking a cigarette with one paw while waving a tendril of smoke away with the other and offered you a cigarette - would you take it?

[TeapotScar]

No, thanks- I don't smoke.

If you had these two friends, they're room-mates, and one says "Poop" all the time, and the other one says "sex with dead people" all the time... what would Jesus do?

[edible_eye]

he'd make the dead people squirt out poop while the second room mate was having sex with it so the first one could laugh and clap her hands.



if a pipe cleaner man walked up to you while you were eating lunch and asked if he could join you and then proceeded to bend in multiple ways while crying, how would you handle it?

[AlKilyu]

I'd sic the smoking dog on him.

hahaha get 'em Smokey!




Do your ears hang low? Can you swing them to and fro?

[TeapotScar]

No, but the wobble to and fro, I can tie them in a knot, I can tie them in a bow. I can throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier, because my ears... hang... low.

If you could have one million dollars, but you had to kick a baby, would you?

[Solumina]

that depends if its one of those babies that always crys

what would u do if u had to live with a cheerleader? school spirit *shudders*

[winged_dreams]

I would make sure that we had matching laptops so that we can have something in common, just like that computer commercial. Just kidding. I wouldn't mind living with a cheerleader or anyone for that matter as long as I could get along with them and they wouldn't try to sexually abuse me or anything like that.

Here's a stupid question for you: Ummm...why can't I think of one? Haha.

[Granny-like_the_apple]

Because you haven't accepted Jesus's poop as your personal savior?


What if you were a virgin who wanted to have sex just to see what it was like? Would you find some random person or would you go to a friend?


[And by the way, I was a cheerleader, and I think Teapot can attest to what a glorious experience it is to live with me.]

[edible_eye]

ar! as an old sailor might say, matey - any port in a storm'll do ya. ar!


would you touch richard simmons's ballsack for one thousand dollars and a free dinner?

[TeapotScar]

Yes.

Yes, Granny- I'll attest that it's awesome to live with you. You can attest that I'm a dirty, worthless slut. Deal? Deal. :twisted:

Do you really think that *every* snowflake is different? Cuz I think I've found two that are exactly the same.

[Granny-like_the_apple]

I don't think it can be proven that every snowflake is different. That would be one super-fun job, though!

Which do you life better: poop or sex with dead people?

Oh, and it's a deal, you Russian slut you. [S: Am I Russian? S: Yes. S: Am I a slut? S: No. S: Really? S: Yeah. Wait, no, flip that.]

[TeapotScar]

Sex with dead people... is that even a *question*- come on Granny...

Love the quote- "S" and "S", the only way to distinguish between our first names is our first initials, thank god you've realized that, too.

Would you eat puppies without ketsup? Cuz I sure as hell wouldn't.

[Granny-like_the_apple]

No catsup? Never! I insist on catsup when I'm dining on puppies.

Do you wish you were high right now? {And if you are, don't say anything, I'll just get jealous.]

[winged_dreams]

Yes, I do wish I was high right now!!

What is the one thing that you are hoping that you'll get for Christmas? (If you don't celebrate Christmas then what item would you really like to have?)

[edible_eye]

i absolutely wish i was high right now. what kind of question is that? (that's not my question)



if someone said hello to you and then vomited down the front of your shirt - what would you say?

[edible_eye]

aaarrrgh! simulpost.

to answer winged_dreams - a bottle of good whiskey.

other than that, my question still stands. /\

[Granny-like_the_apple]

I'd mumble some unintelligible curses under my breath and walk away quietly, because that's how all the cool kids resolve their problems: running away like pussies. [We're the PUSSIES!]

Sidenote to Tea-who was that guy who vomited on the girl?

My real question: What are you doing on the internet on a Friday night? Don't you have a life? Jeez...

And edible, there are some people who don't like drugs. They are obviously insane, but that's the way it goes.

[TeapotScar]

This isn't saturday night?

My answer, and my question.