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Old 07-14-2010, 12:39 PM   #1
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:53 PM   #3
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Admiral_Happypants?

(Figured I'd toss up a soft off-speed change-up.)
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:59 PM   #7
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