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03-29-2006, 07:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Originally Posted by NyQuil of Doom
I like you already. And what a nicely diverse taste in music you have.
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Just what I was thinking. Welcome to the forum, Apocalypse.
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03-30-2006, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by Jane13
.... um... Constantinople. That's sort of funny, I guess.
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" A Song"
lyrics to " Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by They Might Be Giants From the album FLOOD
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)
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By the way, Apocalypse, nice intro. And methinks me likes the timber of yer swagger! Arrrrrgh!
I think you'll fit in here just fine. Your age is an asset, because your intelligence and articulate speech will allow you to communicate a unique viewpoint.
Welcome to this place. I look forward to your contributions.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-30-2006, 11:27 AM
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#28
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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Hey, welcome Apocalypse! You seem like a really cool addition to this site.
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03-30-2006, 12:11 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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thanks once again for your welcoming posts, I'm feeling the love!
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
" A Song"
lyrics to " Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by They Might Be Giants From the album FLOOD
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)
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By the way, Apocalypse, nice intro. And methinks me likes the timber of yer swagger! Arrrrrgh!
I think you'll fit in here just fine. Your age is an asset, because your intelligence and articulate speech will allow you to communicate a unique viewpoint.
Welcome to this place. I look forward to your contributions. |
You devil!...I was just about to post that song. Yarr, and me thinks Ben Lahnger be a nice bloke, gearrgh! Speaking of pirates, I bear a strange resemblence to a pirate. I need a beard though. Plus I look like a fool scratching my chin pensively sans beard.
To sum it all up, I be glad that you all (y'all, perhaps?) seem to have such warm feelings for me. I shant dissapointed you!
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03-30-2006, 01:37 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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I'm surprised you haven't changed your alternative title to be 'I'm to saxy for this post', that'd be spot on!
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03-30-2006, 01:39 PM
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#31
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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That would be top notch, but the current one i have is direct, shooking, hilarious, and true.
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03-30-2006, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Hmm, I don't think that's allowed.
Posts: 195
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BEN that's one of my favorite TMBG songs. SO classic!
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03-30-2006, 05:55 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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Ben, I LOVE YOU! Knowing the name of that song and the band was EXTRA CREDIT on my world history test! *hug*
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03-30-2006, 11:41 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Wow! What incredible luck! Jane, I so glad my long-term affection for a wacky little band called "They Might Be Giants" resulted in you getting extra credit. I wish I could claim I was prescient enough to know you were going to need that info ... the song was just a perfect follow-up to your post. So hurray for synchronicity!
Corporal, yep, that and "Build A Little Bird House In Your Soul" are both from the album FLOOD, and they are my two favorite TMBG songs.
And I have to say that you have very good taste! 
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-30-2006, 11:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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"... not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnett..."
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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03-30-2006, 11:54 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Yep, that's it! It still is my favorite album by them. I also love "Your Racist Friend" and "Whistling In The Dark" and "Twisting" and ...
The best thing about that album is that there are 19 songs on it. If you don't like a song, you don't have to wait long for something different to come on. Oh, and "Minimum Wage" is cute too.
I have been flirting with the album APOLLO 18 a bit lately too.
By the way, Apocalypse, any fifteen year old who knows his They Might Be Giants references is a friend of mine!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-31-2006, 12:38 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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I'm glad to here it ben!
TMBG is great and all, but seeing how this is a thread about me, talk about me kids! I'm narcissistic!
The sad thing is, I really wouldn't be surprised I really was narcissistic, me ego is HUGE!
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03-31-2006, 12:40 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Ummm...
You're fucked man!
Fuck you!
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03-31-2006, 12:41 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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You bastard! I will rip off your head, drink all the blood, light it on fire, piss out the fire, crush it, and eat it!
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03-31-2006, 12:42 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Just you wait, asshole.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-31-2006, 12:51 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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Jesus Christ! you are supremely over critical, lighten up a bit, what, going to report me to Johnny Q Law? I wasn't being serious at any stretch of the imagination, but apparently everything I say seems to offend you.
Once again, I haven't be living with a tribe of hunter gatherers my entire life, I know the law.
Now, please don't be such a wench.
Look, only 2 days and already someone doesn't like me.
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03-31-2006, 12:53 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Originally Posted by Apocalyse
Mentally Retarded people are a drain on society anyway, but thats for another time.
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Remember saying this?
Go the fuck away, piece of shit.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-31-2006, 12:54 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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Hold that thought!
Enemy count: 2
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03-31-2006, 12:57 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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Enemy count: 8
You know what? I'm heading out, I'm sorry my opinions are so damn offensive.
I'm gone for good!
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03-31-2006, 01:04 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Originally Posted by Apocalyse
Mentally Retarded people are a drain on society anyway, but thats for another time.
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Oh. man that's way too fucked up.
Make that 9
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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03-31-2006, 01:06 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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Enemy count: entire board. thats gotta be a record.
On the account of the fact that I suck at life, will never amount to anything, and accoring to some, I have no genitals, I will be leaving.
Seems I'm too offensive, annoying, impulsive, arrogant, and downright mean to be allowed. I don't hate mentally retarded kids, I just think some of them are wasting tax money by being in public schools when it can't help them. Thats all I was trying to say, I guess I was being too general, forgive me.
I BID YOU ALL ADIEU! Love, prosper, peace, and no hard feelings?
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03-31-2006, 01:08 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Silver Springs, FL
Posts: 59
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
Remember saying this?
Go the fuck away, piece of shit.
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-grimace- Ooh. Put some ice on that burn...
By the by, a "drain on society" comment isn't the same as "public schools do not help them" comment.
Just so you know.
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03-31-2006, 01:10 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Originally Posted by Apocalypse
Enemy count: entire board. thats gotta be a record.
On the account of the fact that I suck at life, will never amount to anything, and accoring to some, I have no genitals, I will be leaving.
Seems I'm too offensive, annoying, impulsive, arrogant, and downright mean to be allowed. I don't hate mentally retarded kids, I just think some of them are wasting tax money by being in public schools when it can't help them. Thats all I was trying to say, I guess I was being too general, forgive me.
I BID YOU ALL ADIEU! Love, prosper, peace, and no hard feelings?
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No one is going to feel sorry for you. I hate it when people do that. Go fucking away espece d'idiot. Adieu et ne reviens pas!
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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03-31-2006, 01:14 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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That devolved rather quickly.
Well, I've been known to dance on a grave or two!
*dancing*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-31-2006, 01:19 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 30
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Now that you've(entire board) effectively blown the situation WAY out of proportion, to think, one little thing I misstated and now the entire forum is bringing the hammer of justice down on me.
So any administrative types feel like deleting my account, go right ahead.
And just to let you know, I've always been very nice to the mentally handicapped, hell, I've even invited one to play frisbee with me not but last week. ALL I'm saying is that the severely mentally handicapped can gain nothing from public schools, so that is a DRAIN on YOUR tax money, plus isn't it painful for them to shipped around like meat by irratating nurses?
and of course nobody is going to believe because they all blew off the handle before I could even explain myself
a word to the "wise" If someone says something stupid, dont just say "Go the fuck away, piece of shit." actually inquire as to what they think.
and I only wish you all the best. Seriously.
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