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Old 04-09-2006, 02:57 AM   #51
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I hate it..............
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:05 AM   #52
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This has got to be one of the dumbest threads I've ever seen on this site.
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:56 AM   #53
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9) Don't forget to fuck yourself. (I'm sure you won't, but just in case.)
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Old 04-09-2006, 10:21 AM   #54
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I'm an inordinately patient and forgiving person in many cases, but this is the most spectacular waste of time, resources, intelligence (or lack thereof) and server space as I've seen on the internet in some time.

Depressive compulsive, do not fill up this or any other thread here at www.gothic.net with these one line IM-like conversations. There are places on the net for things like that: myspace, AIM, ***********, etc.

This is not a chitty-chat friendly place. There are serious, intelligent people here who enjoy articulate, thoughtful discussions.

Continue on with this kind of nonsensical, "O-My-Gawd-I-Can't-Believe-I'm-Fourteen-Already" prattling, and you will get flamed so badly and so thourougly that you might not be able to sit down for a week ... in the REAL WORLD.

If you do want to participate in this Gothic Literature community, I'd like to give you a second chance. So here is your help:

Okay, here's the drill for Newbies:

1) Read For the Newbies!! Yes, that means You!

Go ahead. Do it now ... I'll wait.
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Okay, Next ...

2) Read Introduce yourself here. Share a little bio... to learn how to post a proper introduction of yourself.

You'll save your tooshie from a good flaming if you do this. Thanks.
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Old 04-09-2006, 11:40 AM   #55
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How about dropping a piano on them? One which can not be repaired, so it wouldn't be a waste of a good piano.
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:02 PM   #56
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I see your point.

I'd be afraid to use a chainsaw, though, because I can be clumsy and accidentally cripple myself. How about an axe? Or a pair of knives?
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:38 PM   #57
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Damn ye DC for starting a pathetic little thread (mostly) full of imbeciles. Damn ye imbeciles for posting in said pathetic thread.
Fortunately I cannot promise that you will not be "killed" DC. It would make me very grumpy if I could guarantee your online well-being.
Even without you telling everyone, I would have guessed that you were 13, or under. Now I wonder how I would have come to that conclusion?

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Old 04-09-2006, 01:42 PM   #58
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*quick inhaled gasp*
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Old 04-09-2006, 02:30 PM   #59
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joy..................
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Old 04-09-2006, 03:10 PM   #60
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joy..
Joy is something you obviously know nothing about.
Can you even read?
Is there ANYTHING at all going on in that overly medicated EMOsheep packing head of yours?

Could you please open the door and step into traffic, before you actually form a cognitive thought process and explode.
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Old 04-09-2006, 03:16 PM   #61
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You'd think, but I find most ignorant people to be absolutely miserable. They're always complaining about something. A person who isn't ignorant would be grateful for what they got and know just how lucky they are.
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joy..................
WTF?
Can you ever make sense?
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Old 04-09-2006, 03:54 PM   #63
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This thread is pathetic, why am I even wasting my time stating the obvious and giving you more attention then you deserve.
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