.: Randomness :.

[Maimy]

EPS, a friend of mine sent that to me this morning, and we've been giggling about the phrase "undead lobsters" with a little too much enthusiasm.

Who's going to write the obvious Next Submission for Vampyrichamster with this premise?

...

And then who'll do the slash for it ... ?

[ohthefuckwell]

"it was a drak nad stormie nite.

the uhhhh dude.

yeah. the dude.....

went itno towardses that freezer which was clod enuff to freeze ise.

he opened the dooorre.

which had been closeded.

until hee opened it.

nad their he saw with his eyez

to his horriffyingly horriffick horrorr....

TEH LOBSTER THAT WUD NOT DYE!!!!!"


~the latest from nickipacofone

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Maimy

EPS, a friend of mine sent that to me this morning, and we've been giggling about the phrase "undead lobsters" with a little too much enthusiasm.

Who's going to write the obvious Next Submission for Vampyrichamster with this premise?

...

And then who'll do the slash for it ... ?

well I can model for the undead boiled lobster cover art!!

And I absolutely INSIST on having those little rubber bands on my fingers!

Hmm lets give it to Flem and Hula Boi!!

We could give it to Tstone but he's just try to put it in His Ass..

Mael would think it was a beautiful woman and try and mate with it..

OTFW woud burn it in effigy while chanting and sobbing

Asurai would cover it with hair gel and try and fit it with a chocolate covered cock ring, while with his other hand writing love sonnets to that speshul little succcubus thats stolen his heart... (aw)

Daz and Wolf would tie it up and use Liquid Latex on it

Takhisis would frighten it with her Super Creepy Girl Powers

ooo and Spraeg would wrap it up in chains and hum death metal songs to it


we're running out of options rapidly..

I say we just eat the little undead crustaceous bastards...

wait wasnt I the Lobster metaphor?

uh oh..

so that means....



RUN AWAY!!!!

[ohthefuckwell]

you all read it with me, guys....


she said she wants us ALL to eat her.


i'll bring the butter and lemon. :twisted:



(that's my translation & i'm sticking to it.)

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

"it was a drak nad stormie nite.

the uhhhh dude.

yeah. the dude.....

went itno towardses that freezer which was clod enuff to freeze ise.

he opened the dooorre.

which had been closeded.

until hee opened it.

nad their he saw with his eyez

to his horriffyingly horriffick horrorr....

TEH LOBSTER THAT WUD NOT DYE!!!!!"


~the latest from nickipacofone

BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

Damn Nikky is a fucking literary demi-god isn't he?

Look at how he captures the true essence of undiluted terror..

"horriffyingly horriffick horrorr"

sniffle..
omfg.
my 8th grade english teacher Mrs. Ugrin just climbed back out of her grave on that one..

lol..


pure genius toad licker !!

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

you all read it with me, guys....


she said she wants us ALL to eat her.


i'll bring the butter and lemon. :twisted:



(that's my translation & i'm sticking to it.)

heh,heh,she wants us to eat her!!
Party at E_P_S's house!!!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

you all read it with me, guys....


she said she wants us ALL to eat her.


i'll bring the butter and lemon. :twisted:



(that's my translation & i'm sticking to it.)

ok wait!! :shock:

BACK OFF!! :

ALL O' YOU

AND YOU THERE!!

YES YOU!! :twisted:

I C U SMACKING YOUR LIPS SIKKO!! :x

Your going to be digging that lemon wedge out of your asshole for days and days!!

I spoke hastily!!!

Really!!


chanting: ( theresnoplacelikehometheresnoplacelikehome )


I think I can weld my legs together by the time you get here.. :roll:


*editors note*
ok on second thought,
you,
um you,
and you
come wif me..
muahuahuahuahua!!
It'll only hurt for a second..

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

thank you.

for the empathy & the brevity.

lmao@myself...

ok....

call me slow.

go ahead.

this time.

it JUST hit me.

i wasn't in homophone mode earlier.

nor when i posted my rattling.

lol

damn, damned

dam, dammed

OY!!!

*sigh*

i was going for the former, but the latter....lmao....didn't even occur to me at the time.

i didn't think "undamned" was a word. my eyes didn't originally notice the absence of that second N and the addition of the M.

but....the appreciation is still there all the same.


*directs everyone's attention to the aforementioned state of slap-happiness & we'll call it good*

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

ok wait!! :shock:

BACK OFF!! :

ALL O' YOU

AND YOU THERE!!

YES YOU!! :twisted:

I C U SMACKING YOUR LIPS SIKKO!! :x

Your going to be digging that lemon wedge out of your asshole for days and days!!

I spoke hastily!!!

Really!!


chanting: ( theresnoplacelikehometheresnoplacelikehome )


I think I can weld my legs together by the time you get here.. :roll:


*editors note*
ok on second thought,
you,
um you,
and you
come wif me..
muahuahuahuahua!!
It'll only hurt for a second..

too late!!

we all called "no take backs" when this thing started.


not OUR fault you were too busy digging out the lint in your bellybutton to pay better attention.

:P

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

[quote="ohthefuckwell"]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

too late!!

we all called "no take backs" when this thing started.


not OUR fault you were too busy digging out the lint in your bellybutton to pay better attention.

:P

Couldnt we discuss this like rational adults?

I am not a snack treat ok??

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??

I AM NOT AN ALL YOU CAN NIBBLE AND LICK BUFFET!!!

Besides the Pay SUCKS!!
ooooo look a theme!!

:lol:

Put the Tongues up and think about little naked wrinkled old ladies!!

[Takhisis]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Takhisis would frighten it with her Super Creepy Girl Powers

Hey, I have those? Spiffy! That's definitely going on my resume... :twisted:

Well, I did scare the absolute crap out of some poor guy once... but it was an honest misunderstanding! Really! *tries to look innocent*

[psyche]

*taking a shot*

I see you've got the salt and sour, Stars.

I'm bringing the... *liquor*.

And the hottest of sauces!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by psyche

*taking a shot*

I see you've got the salt and sour, Stars.

I'm bringing the... *liquor*.

And the hottest of sauces!

okay but if emmerril shows up I am getting my fucking flame thrower!!

You guys and yur sticky/spicy food fetishes...

*sob*


Put the chopsticks and duct tape up Wolf!

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

okay but if emmerril shows up I am getting my fucking flame thrower!!

You guys and yur sticky/spicy food fetishes...

*sob*


Put the chopsticks and duct tape up Wolf!

lmao

THIS from queen analprobe!!!

yeesh


now....pardon me while i "kick it up a notch......BAM!!!!"



(omfg....i am ohsothoroughly embarrassed that i actually know that.)

[psyche]

Oh, I've red vines for days and a licorice-whipping for weeks that may put a sweeter smile on your face, my deary!

*cackle-cackle*

I represent the lollipop guild. And I'd like to welcome you...

"Hmmmmmm...CANDY!!!" John the Mod

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by psyche

Oh, I've red vines for days and a licorice-whipping for weeks that may put a sweeter smile on your face, my deary!

*cackle-cackle*

I represent the lollipop guild. And I'd like to welcome you...

"Hmmmmmm...CANDY!!!" John the Mod

I'd like to introduce you to my delectable friend OTFW
She is rife with mystery and sweetness untouched and untasted
She has exponentially much LESS baggage than I do
She can outswear me on a good day
And looks better in a deep pit of despair than I could ever hope to
Plus she's got this really nifty anal fetish you might enjoy..


me?

I am busy burning Roissy to the ground...

leave a message..

beeeeeep...

[WolfMoon]

Put the chopsticks and duct tape up Wolf![/quote]

Damn,I hardly ever get to use my chopsticks and duct tape anymore.

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

I'd like to introduce you to my delectable friend OTFW
She is rife with mystery and sweetness untouched and untasted
She has exponentially much LESS baggage than I do
She can outswear me on a good day
And looks better in a deep pit of despair than I could ever hope to
Plus she's got this really nifty anal fetish you might enjoy..


me?

I am busy burning Roissy to the ground...

leave a message..

beeeeeep...

wtf??

i leave you people alone for an hour & 1/2 and i come back to see you're, like.....auctioning me off or something??



damn.

make sure you get a good price 'cause i'm not cheap.



oh, and ummmm....about the anal fetish thing...

*ahem*

I'M not the one who can't manage to go a full 24 hours without talking about YOUR ass. :twisted:

[Ravena]

Well, Darkness_Of_The_Night and I had our 'fun' for the day...
Lifeguard training.

Boot-fukkin-camp in a pool....

Ah well.
She got burnedededed, hahahahahaha...
I did not.
*Unveils sunscreen*
*Angels sing*

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

wtf??

i leave you people alone for an hour & 1/2 and i come back to see you're, like.....auctioning me off or something??



damn.

make sure you get a good price 'cause i'm not cheap.



oh, and ummmm....about the anal fetish thing...

*ahem*

I'M not the one who can't manage to go a full 24 hours without talking about YOUR ass. :twisted:

Well my pleasures are few and bitter at this point ( Like your Ass)
So if auctioning you off to the man of my approval and choice brightens my day, then so be it..

*fucking sigh*

Besides I promise it won't be someone too scary or hairy....

[ohthefuckwell]

yeah....

i've been down "scary hairy boulevard" before.

and, well.....you DO know my requirements.

HOWEVER

i'm not really diggin' the implication that my ass is "bitter".

but, alas....anything i can do to assist in the brightening of your day.

errrrrrr

well.....

almost anything.

[Sweet_Dark_Thea]

Okaaay I need help! It's my hair. No it's not fried really... I'm trying to find a hair cut that will work for me. It's comes down to the ends of my shoulder blades (I miss my ass length hair). It's dark burdock. Shiny, healthy. But I don't know how I want it done. It's not starit but not curly. It likes to do these weird random waves :evil: I'd like bangs but I'm afriad they will just be all fucked up looking without me blow drying my hair strait after every shower and that would make it all straw-like. I like the pin-up girl look quite a bit. I do not wish to have short hair. I have fair skin I'm quite proud of but a -it-runs-in-the-family soft chin. No I'm not chubby>.<. So any suggestions? Cuts? Or even just how to style it. I would even appreciate some good site recomondations that regard to the issue I'm having. Maybe I should put this is fashion rather than Random..?

[Darkness_Of_The_Night]

Originally Posted by Ravena

Well, Darkness_Of_The_Night and I had our 'fun' for the day...
Lifeguard training.

Boot-fukkin-camp in a pool....

Ah well.
She got burnedededed, hahahahahaha...
I did not.
*Unveils sunscreen*
*Angels sing*

\

Hahaha not. Real funny. Yea I got a sunburn but guess what by time I wake up it would already be a tan so ha in you face. Anyways I thought it was a great day oF FUCKING-BOOT-CAMP in a pool. Got to swimm 500 yards, save Ravena in a practice drill ( I would of let her drown but no some one else would of just went in after her * damn them* :twisted: ) Also we had to lift a 5 pound brick out of 13 feet of water and tread water for three mins. Yup that a lifeguard life. Yea right. So anyone want to join me and Ravena in the pool? By the way( looks toward Ravena) you're it.


D_O_T_N

p.s I hate this color shit still cant get it to work right.

[ice]

Cats.
I love cats...
but gawd!
Their poop smells horrible.

Have you smelt cat waste?
Gaw.
Man.
Jeez.

o_O

[Darkness_Of_The_Night]

Originally Posted by ice

Cats.
I love cats...
but gawd!
Their poop smells horrible.

Have you smelt cat waste?
Gaw.
Man.
Jeez.

o_O

D_O_T_N-Yes we all know that cats poop smell even the dogs. Thats why you have to clean out the litter box so it won't stink. But beside that they are cool.
Ravena-May I meet Sheila? I mean can I get the hook up?


D_O_T_N and Ravena once again