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Old 01-10-2013, 02:14 PM   #1
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Yo, you know what's fucked up?

We don't know how to shit. For serious. Apparently squatting is what you really SHOULD be doing. Man... I bet I'd shit twice a day if I did that.

I aint even kidding.

Squat to your health!
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:50 PM   #2
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Man... I bet I'd shit twice a day if I did that.
You mean....you don't...?
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:53 PM   #3
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That's one of the things that they teach us to tell people who are constipated from taking pain meds.. if you put a pile of phonebooks on either side of the toilet and put your feet up on them so it's like you're squatting...
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... and here I was, thinking I was the only thing that gave you the shits.
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:08 AM   #5
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Make sure you always dig that hole deep before squatting to shit in the woods.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:05 PM   #6
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Whenever I went to Romania most of the toilets were squatties so I got kinda used to it. Wasn't exactly pleasant however.
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With that you'd never have to worry about floaters, mocking you, flush after flush.
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:53 PM   #8
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How do people without penises, lacking much ability to aim, pee on that thing?

I've never had to squat in the woods, but is it even possible to aim your poops that well? What if you have diarhhea?
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Old 01-13-2013, 07:54 PM   #9
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Saya: Do you really wanna go there?
Let me illustrate with an innocent image...


(In all seriousness, it looks like the hole is on a lower level than the edges, so all liquids will flow towards it...)
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Old 01-13-2013, 09:20 PM   #10
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Yeah, its easier than it sounds, just make sure and pull the waist-band of your pants forward so they don't get splash-back.
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I don't really know how I managed, I just have good aim I guess.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:16 PM   #12
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I bet they are really annoying in the mornings where you are tired and your muscles aren't warmed up properly yet.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:17 PM   #13
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In a public toilet in Hong Kong, there is a sign that says "no squatting on toilet".

And yes, they aren't bad to use - you get used to it. Good for the thigh muscles and all that - just don't lose your balance!

Oh and the flushing is done by the bucket.
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How do people without penises, lacking much ability to aim, pee on that thing?
Depending on where the meatus actually is, it's fairly easy to train yourself to aim.

And it comes in handy at music festivals.
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:35 AM   #15
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Oh god, I am so happy we don't have those here in Denmark...
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:50 PM   #16
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But dude...

It's much healthier to squat. Seriously.
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:52 PM   #17
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When I have to unload the torpedo shaft in the morning, I don't want to strain my muscles just trying to keep my balance so I don't mess up the floor. Healthy or not.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:03 PM   #18
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But dude! BUTT CANCER!
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Whenever I went to Romania most of the toilets were squatties so I got kinda used to it. Wasn't exactly pleasant however.
Looks like my sink at work.
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:08 PM   #20
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Rather that than having to squat...
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Couldn't they make toilet seats lower than usual with raised foot steps ? Kind of putting the user into a semi squat? Got to say that flat one does look hard to aim on... the hole isn't all that big
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Old 01-19-2013, 11:38 AM   #22
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Rather the small hole than one you could fall into if you lost your balance though...
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Oh god, I am so happy we don't have those here in Denmark...
What? Music festivals?
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What? Music festivals?
Those are holes with a seat :P We like seats
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Those are holes with a seat :P We like seats
Well how do you ever expect to have any decent bowel movements if you have seats?
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