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07-17-2007, 11:17 AM
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Shave a baby up your cooter. Oh god yes.
Just picture a baby in some chick's vag, and someone trying to shave said baby.
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07-17-2007, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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xD
Hush, you know I meant 'shove'.
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07-17-2007, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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Wha???? o_0....
Still, some women like pain...
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Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
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07-17-2007, 01:38 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: a russian, vienna-educated, living in the Netherlands. beat that.
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Some women like pain if the guy knows what he's doing...
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07-17-2007, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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My boyfriend has actually has this problem.
But we've managed around it.
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07-17-2007, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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Originally Posted by Delicate_Torture
And actually, no. The only thing that will stretch a woman (aside from using OVERSIZED toys designed to stretch...I'm talking about things that are over 6 inches thick,) is multiple childbirths or very very regular fisting... oh, yes.. it is what it sounds like - and these will only slightly stretch her. The vagina is extremely muscular and retains muscle tone well. Especially if you do your Keigels. So get squeezing, girls.
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XD I love you
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07-17-2007, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow
XD I love you
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-sighs softly-
Everyone says that, and yet noone is prepared to actually let me eat their spleen.
Sheesh.
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07-17-2007, 07:54 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Mars
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I'm sure some of you have seen this video that depicts this bald guy shoving his head up this girl's vagina. It also shows how she's enjoying it and masturbating while the guy wiggles his head back and forth. It's fascinating, but disgusting.
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07-17-2007, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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ewwww that is just sooooo beyond wrong
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07-18-2007, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Crying_Crimson_Tears
My boyfriend has actually has this problem.
But we've managed around it.
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Are you kidding me?
Why not just say, "Hey guys, my boyfriend has a big dick."
I hate it when people do this type of thing.
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07-18-2007, 09:46 AM
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I refuse to date guys shorter than me, in fear that they may be inadequately equipped. Some may say that's a myth, I say it's a risk I don't want to take ;p
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07-18-2007, 09:49 AM
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Location: Massachusetts
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We can't figure out if I'm taller than my girlfriend or not, because I am some days, and I'm not others.
I don't know where I'm going with this.
Oh yeah:
I'M NOT INADEQUATELY EQUIPPED.
Jerk. 
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07-18-2007, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Are you kidding me?
Why not just say, "Hey guys, my boyfriend has a big dick."
I hate it when people do this type of thing.
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um...sometimes it can be a problem and I think the point of her post was that it isn't that uncommon so chill
Anyway Jake and I kind of have the same problem (it isn't a huge problem he is just a little bit longer than I am deep) but as long as we are careful and/or choose positions that don't allow for maximum penetration everything is fine, you just have to take the time to find out what works for you
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07-18-2007, 10:36 AM
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Please don't tell me to chill. I am perfectly chill.
The problem I had with her post was she just wanted to say that. She didn't say, "so don't worry, it's a common problem" and she didn't offer anything of worth. She just wanted everyone to know her boyfriend has a big peepee.
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07-18-2007, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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There's just one thing that bothers me... it's a common problem? It shouldn't be, according to statistics of size.
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07-18-2007, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Canadia
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It'd be nice if it was a common problem 
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07-18-2007, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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It's not a common problem. Girls not being able to handle a normal sized penis, however, is a common problem. These chicks just want to think their boy has a huge penis, when really, it's much more likely that it's average but they can't handle it.
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07-18-2007, 11:36 AM
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it isn't an issue of guys having massive penises or girls being really shallow is is most often a less than 1/8 inch difference and a lot of it has to do with people dating people of different ethnicities. I'm not being racist it is just that people of certain ethnicities are built differently (black guys tend to have slightly longer penises and black chicks tend to be a bit deeper that kind of thing). Also when I said common I don't mean that the majority of couples have an issue with size I'm just saying chances are that with as many partners as most people have these days you or one of your close friends have experienced this problem
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07-18-2007, 11:45 AM
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...are you out of your mind?
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07-18-2007, 11:49 AM
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Actually no I'm not. I have just read up on a lot of sex studies (you kind of have to if you want to be a sex therapist) and it is true that people are biologically designed to have sex with people of the same ethnicity.
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07-18-2007, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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YEAH SO FUCK YOUUUUUU.
Or something like that xD
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07-18-2007, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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hehehe you amuse me *huggles*
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07-18-2007, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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oy, no hatred on my abnormally large pee-pee thread thanks!
And it's not even about ethnicity... I guess it's about the fact that I tend to like the petite brunettes with their porcelain (sp?) skin, their shadowy, glossy hair, their long lashes... their diminutive stature and their large boobages... their thighs...
Argh.
Basically, I like short goth/rock chicks who invariably have tiny tiny girl bits and I happen to be quite large.
Ethnicity isn't an issue for me, it's general build.
Bleh.
Drunk.
Yippeee! \o/
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07-18-2007, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Actually no I'm not. I have just read up on a lot of sex studies (you kind of have to if you want to be a sex therapist) and it is true that people are biologically designed to have sex with people of the same ethnicity.
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I realize that that's true. But...this issue still has nothing to do with that on the whole, since this problem can affect anyone, and the difference in size is not that dramatic.
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07-18-2007, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
I realize that that's true. But...this issue still has nothing to do with that on the whole, since this problem can affect anyone, and the difference in size is not that dramatic.
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All that I was saying sweetie is that that is ONE OF the reasons why it is becoming more prevalent. By the way the averages between different groups of people can vary as much as an inch (I would say that is a huge difference). I'm not trying to pick a fight, I just happen to know what I'm talking about as this is something that I have studied, I honestly don't know why you are fighting me over it
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