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10-05-2008, 12:07 AM
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What would Bram Stoker do if he heard this song?
A. Kill himself
B. Not kill himself
I leave it to you.
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10-05-2008, 12:42 AM
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Neither. Since Bram Stoker was allegedly a member of the 'Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn', he would probably just make the performer 'disappear.'
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10-05-2008, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
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Thirty seconds and I wanted to kill myself, so probably A
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10-05-2008, 12:59 AM
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Dude, that means you didn't even make it to the POWER METAL BREAKDOWN. If the lead-in made you suicidal, fast forward to 1:43 and I'm certain gnet will lose a member.
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10-05-2008, 03:39 AM
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Iced Earth are fantastic, desist in your blasphemy!!
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10-05-2008, 04:54 AM
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Their lyrics are awful!
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10-05-2008, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Bete Noire
Their lyrics are awful!
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That's the point of Power Metal!
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10-05-2008, 05:31 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Hehe, power metal always has the effect of making me wish to curl up in a dark, dark hole and cease to exist.
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10-05-2008, 07:06 AM
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He'd probably go on a homicidal rampage.
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10-05-2008, 07:14 AM
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This is bad...
I can take some powermetal, but this is just terrible.
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10-05-2008, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Gabriel2099
i enjoyed this video, the lyrics were good and the video piecing was pretty cool too.
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Oh dear.
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10-05-2008, 08:34 AM
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To be honest, Stoker would probably commit suicide because despite the fact that this song has awful lyrics, it still manages to be better than Dracula.
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10-05-2008, 09:28 AM
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What are you sniffing JCC?
He would kill himself, not only was the music and lyrics god awful but they showed clips of that stupid stupid movie. He'd be horrified to learn that his evil monster is now a tragic hero, inspiring bad metal.
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10-05-2008, 09:53 AM
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He'd probably wonder what he's doing alive in the year 2008 and not dead in 1912. Haha.
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10-05-2008, 01:02 PM
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Omg fuck this song. Annoying high pitch voice = bleeding ears.
I hope he'd shoot himself. I'm about to.
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10-05-2008, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bete Noire
Their lyrics are awful!
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I actually like the quotes they ripped from the novel and the 1931 movie. I've been waiting to hear "THERE ARE FAR WORSE THINGS AWAITING MAN THAN DEATH" screeched over wailing power metal guitars forever, I just didn't realize it.
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10-05-2008, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Saya
What are you sniffing JCC?
He would kill himself, not only was the music and lyrics god awful but they showed clips of that stupid stupid movie. He'd be horrified to learn that his evil monster is now a tragic hero, inspiring bad metal.
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Dracula fucking sucked. Plus, it wasn't Stoker's evil monster, Stoker made Palidori's Lord Ruthven a little naughtier is all.
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10-05-2008, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JCC
Dracula fucking sucked. Plus, it wasn't Stoker's evil monster, Stoker made Palidori's Lord Ruthven a little naughtier is all.
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Have you read The Vampyre? Dracula substantially more awesome for several reasons.
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10-05-2008, 01:51 PM
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Agreed Gothicus..."nuff said"
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10-05-2008, 02:23 PM
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Winona Ryder is hot.
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10-05-2008, 03:24 PM
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My friend's band (The Vala) opened for Iced Earth a few weeks ago here in Detroit.
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10-05-2008, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by AngelikDemonik
My friend's band (The Vala) opened for Iced Earth a few weeks ago here in Detroit.
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That is really cool that your friends band opened up for them.
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10-05-2008, 03:40 PM
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Location: Florida
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Um, I didn't even listen to 45 seconds of that song before I clicked the close button. I think he would kill the band, not himself.
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10-05-2008, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JCC
That's the point of Power Metal!
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Fair enough. Then it is a wonderfully successful song.
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