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12-03-2011, 03:55 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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12-03-2011, 06:10 PM
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#627
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Jesus did to fight a dragon, he slayed it, and he is going to slay it too because what has happened is yet to happen, and what is yet to happen has happened already but is just waiting for time to catch up.
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12-03-2011, 09:12 PM
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#628
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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What? Jesus never fought dragons! He'd have to be a wizard!
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12-04-2011, 06:35 PM
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#629
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
What? Jesus never fought dragons! He'd have to be a wizard!
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yes he did you should read revelation, and Issaiah.. and he is not a wizard he is God
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12-05-2011, 01:21 AM
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#630
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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did you not know that satan is called a dragon, and Jesus defeated him
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12-05-2011, 03:24 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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I am writing to proclaim the gospel of Jesus Christ the son of God. So will you accept the sacrifice Jesus made by giving up his life to save yours, so that if you believe that he died on the cross, and if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that he was rose from the dead on the third day by God the father, you will be saved. He did it all to offer you eternal life, and forgiveness of your sins, to pay off your sin debt. The debt that you owed God because of your sin that separates you from God that debt you could never pay off, that Jesus paid it in full having nailed it to the cross.
So will you receive the free gift of pardon from your sins, and accept the free gift of eternal life? Will you accept the free gifts by praying the sinners prayer ?
Now please if you want to go to heaven, and receive the free gifts please pray with me by using your mouth and speaking pray this with me. Please Pray ( dear Jesus I believe that you died on the Cross for my sins, I acknowledge that I am a sinner, and I know I can't save myself. I ask you to come into my heart, and save me, and forgive me of my sins. I confess that Jesus Christ is the Lord, I repent of my sin. I accept you as my Lord, and savior I call upon your name Lord Jesus amen) Remember Jesus loves you so much he died for you!!
Now if you prayed this prayer, said it out aloud, and believed in Jesus. you are saved, which means you are now a christian, and is going to heaven. Also remember you can't ever go to heaven by being a good person for the bible says there is none good, but one, and that is God. So will you pray the sinners prayer, and accept Jesus as your Lord, and Savior?????????????
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12-05-2011, 05:19 AM
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#632
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
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12-05-2011, 09:44 AM
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#633
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 87
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This is a futile attempt to impose your unfounded beliefs, right?...
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12-05-2011, 07:01 PM
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#634
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CIRQUEFREAK91
This is a futile attempt to impose your unfounded beliefs, right?...
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well I found them, and no it's not futile, I'd say it is working
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12-05-2011, 08:50 PM
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#635
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 87
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Originally Posted by pothead
well I found them, and no it's not futile, I'd say it is working
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What's working?
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12-06-2011, 02:22 AM
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#636
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Preston, Lancashire, UK
Posts: 70
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What happened to tolerance for other peoples' belief systems?
Sorry Pothead, but I'm not converting to Christianity. I stopped being a Christian because I disagree with shit like you're trying to pull. Do not preach "the good word" to me. I have had enough of the hypocrisy of organised religion.
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12-06-2011, 10:13 AM
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#637
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 97
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I think that went the way of the 12 cent loaf of bread and cars with fins.
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12-06-2011, 10:14 AM
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#638
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 97
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
Jesus did too fight a dragon, he slayed it, and he is going to slay it too because what has happened is yet to happen, and what is yet to happen has happened already but is just waiting for time to catch up.
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Wake up pothead. The Matrix has you.
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12-06-2011, 11:02 AM
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#639
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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12-06-2011, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Heresy and blasphemy, I apologize Graus, but I have to burn you now.
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12-06-2011, 07:40 PM
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#641
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
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Jesus who is God is not able to prevent evil because evil is a choice, and it comes from sin from dissobeying God, and satan is the one who started his rebelion and sin, and God can't prevent evil because it would go against the free will that he put inside of each of us, and God didn't want robots, so he gave us a free will to choose good or evil. although God can deliver you from evil, ever heard the Lords prayer?
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12-06-2011, 07:40 PM
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#642
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
Heresy and blasphemy, I apologize Graus, but I have to burn you now.
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CROWS!!!
Coming from anyone else that would sound like a threat.
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12-06-2011, 07:44 PM
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#643
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
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Jesus who is God is not able to prevent evil because evil is a choice, and it comes from sin from dissobeying God, and satan is the one who started his rebelion and sin, and God can't prevent evil because it would go against the free will that he put inside of each of us, and God didn't want robots, so he gave us a free will to choose good or evil. although God can deliver you from evil, ever heard the Lords prayer? so maybe in a way he is able to prevent evil, but he can't prevent you from choosing evil
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12-06-2011, 07:49 PM
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#644
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Your god is no match for my penis!
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12-07-2011, 02:10 AM
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#645
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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God created your penis
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12-07-2011, 07:12 AM
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#646
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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No, he didn't.
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12-07-2011, 11:45 AM
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#647
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
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I can believe anything as long as it is fantastic enough. Seeing as you don't believe anything fantastic I can't believe what you do.
Another objection that I have is this: When someone tells you something that's too good to be true, it is. Thusly, the simplicity of having all of my sins forgiven for saying a few words simply can't be true.
Because talk is cheap.
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12-07-2011, 01:13 PM
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#648
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
Posts: 1,276
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What god made my penis?! How do i get ahold of customer service then? I demand a refund.
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12-07-2011, 04:28 PM
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#649
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
What god made my penis?! How do i get ahold of customer service then? I demand a refund.
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what to small? I'm customer service my name is peggy let me tell you the only way to get a refund is to be born again, so do you want to be born again?
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12-07-2011, 05:42 PM
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#650
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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How would one be born again? Do i have to die for that? Sounds like alot of work.
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