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12-27-2010, 10:57 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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One time I beat the shit out of a bear with my laser vision and then ate a cup of smoked horses' buttholes... from a CUP. Next to a campfire. ...COWBOY HAT!
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12-28-2010, 12:15 AM
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#77
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
One time I beat the shit out of a bear with my laser vision and then ate a cup of smoked horses' buttholes... from a CUP. Next to a campfire. ...COWBOY HAT!
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I think the only symbol of classical masculinity that you didn't drop is virility.
Are you making fun of me? D:
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-28-2010, 12:20 AM
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#78
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by Versus
I don't need a crutch, but if I did: why would I need 8 of them?
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Bwah-ha-ha-ha
You need 8 crutches because Altzimers sets in and when you get your hip replaced, you put them down and forget where you left them. Eventually with 8 pairs you come across a set.
I prefer zimmerframes myself - much faster AND you can pin people against walls with them...
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12-28-2010, 12:31 AM
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#79
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Bwah-ha-ha-ha
You need 8 crutches because Altzimers sets in and when you get your hip replaced, you put them down and forget where you left them. Eventually with 8 pairs you come across a set.
I prefer zimmerframes myself - much faster AND you can pin people against walls with them...
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You seem to be under the misconception that I cannot yell at my memory or hip to man-the-fuck-up to better health.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-28-2010, 03:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
You seem to be under the misconception that I cannot yell at my memory or hip to man-the-fuck-up to better health.
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Indeed I forgot that real men would just look at a photo of a packet of asprin and then drill a hole in their femurs and insert a suitably sized bolt at precisely the correct angle to do the job of the ball and socket at the top of the joint.
Hip replacements are for nancy boys or girls. Anyway you shouldn't be listening to a donut posting in a manly thread, because I know jack's shit about men's manly ways.
All I know is that every man needs a Shed and that women are prohibited from the aforementioned shed.
Just show me your boots again Versus.. that will shut me up for a few moments..
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12-28-2010, 05:53 AM
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#81
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
All I know is that every man needs a Shed and that women are prohibited from the aforementioned shed.
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Ah! That is my entry fee into manliness: my tool shed:
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...thLongView.jpg
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12-28-2010, 06:26 AM
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#82
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
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I think anyone here (forgive me for being presumptuous, everyone) would be hard pressed not to defer to you on that one. I certainly don't hold a candle to it. Actually, thinking about it now, I'm a bit of a slave to the more mechanically inclined. I'll have to try to rectify that.
Anyway. HumanePain; for possession of the technical knowledge, material resources, and masculine independence to utilize both during endeavors of fixin' shit, breakin' shit, and makin' shit in a manner that is reminiscent of handy-man legend, Tim Allen, I present to you the
TOOL TIME GOTH AWARD.
May your socket wrench set never have missing pieces.
Also. I'm retarded at stuff like that. Seriously. My wife was a infinitely better at it then me (to be fair, one of her father figures was in construction for a long time). Where did you learn it from and where can I start?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-28-2010, 06:53 AM
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#83
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Just show me your boots again Versus.. that will shut me up for a few moments..
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...3547395000.jpg
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-28-2010, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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... And the point of the boots was?
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12-28-2010, 08:54 AM
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#85
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-28-2010, 08:56 AM
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#86
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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12-28-2010, 09:02 AM
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#87
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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I can't believe I didn't see that coming. I am undone.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-28-2010, 09:32 AM
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#88
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Versus
You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin' when you oughta be changin'.
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet.
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin
and you keep thinkin' that you´ll never get burnt.
Ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches yeah
and what he know you ain't HAD time to learn.
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!
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The original Nancy Sinatra version was awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow1l8ymXlm4
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12-28-2010, 10:57 AM
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#89
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Originally Posted by Versus
Biggest dicks
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*nods wisely to self*
Also, you should all have a beard growing contest. Biggest and most elaborately crafted facial topiary after... a month, wins.
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12-28-2010, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I second this motion. I also expect to see pictures.
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12-28-2010, 01:45 PM
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#91
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Humane - your shed rocks. You are a Shed God!!
Versus - Find a guy who is mechanically minded and hang out with him - that's how I found out about all that stuff.
Yeah baby, more boots... here are my latest pair... nowhere near as cool as yours.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...00001637406220
In the album is a photo of a male eating watermelon, the manly way... and he's wearing glitter, so he's comfortable with his girly side..
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
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12-28-2010, 07:16 PM
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#92
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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I lose the beard contest by default. I have to shave when I go back to work next Monday. D:
Fruitbat - I'm afraid to. The dude that comes to mind is fucking nuts.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-29-2010, 04:21 AM
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#93
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by Versus
I lose the beard contest by default. I have to shave when I go back to work next Monday. D:
Fruitbat - I'm afraid to. The dude that comes to mind is fucking nuts.
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Yeah people who are nuts shouldn't be allowed to play with tools.
I remember buying myself a hammer drill.. I was so darn happy, but my fondest memory is of the jackhammer I used to lift the tiles in the kitchen - that was so much fun, more fun than the petrol post hole digger or the rotary hoe....
Oh hang on a tic, this is about manly men, not about girls who are handywomen!!
But don't ask me about the incident with the whipper snipper.. that ended badly.
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
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12-29-2010, 04:32 AM
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#94
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I lose this thread sooo badly. I'm not a mans man whatsoever. I like skinny jeans and shiny jewelery. 
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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12-29-2010, 05:04 AM
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#95
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Shoot. I like coodlin' on the couch while watching romantic comedies.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-29-2010, 06:38 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I like where this thread is going now.
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12-29-2010, 06:42 AM
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#97
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Versus
Shoot. I like coodlin' on the couch while watching romantic comedies.
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Shit, I'm more manly than that.
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12-29-2010, 06:47 AM
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#98
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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No, you're not.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-29-2010, 06:50 AM
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#99
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I don't cuddle on the couch and I watch manly movies with Clint Eastwood. And my phantom penis is huge.
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12-29-2010, 06:55 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Bahahahahahaha.... Clint Eastwood is the shit. Especially in gran turino. The fucker made me cry.
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