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02-18-2007, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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The surrealist compliment generator :D
I urge anyone who is immensley bored and in need of a giggle to have a look at this !!
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
Just click on the generator to get the compliment, and then click refresh to get a different one. 
" I relentlessly desire your custard tongue between my eyelids!!!!! "
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02-18-2007, 11:39 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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This is hilarious honeythorn!
My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!
lol just what I needed. Thanks
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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02-18-2007, 11:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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" Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils "
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02-18-2007, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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"Your tears evoke a taste as memorable as honey."
Hmmm...ok, I'll try again:
"Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula. I know the time will soon arrive when we will see people manufactured in crates and sieves of glass."
I liked the first one better.
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02-18-2007, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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BUY WAR BONDS!
Oh how I feel flattered.
A kitten's growl would not come near the plights of your spoken voice.
Now I do feel flattered.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-18-2007, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
Posts: 346
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Optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance
that's rather nice, if a bit pretensious
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Gilding The Lillie Is My Idea Of Shangri-La
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02-18-2007, 03:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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"You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects."
And a second:
"The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile."
::laughs::
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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02-18-2007, 04:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I dedicate this to Pyre:
"Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak."
The misspell just makes you all the more special. 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-18-2007, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 233
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The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws..
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02-18-2007, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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'Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.'
I always knew my hair was a little... different.
'May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.'
Just what I needed. Clinging breasts. How can clinging breasts help you in the kitchen anyway? Or anywhere, for that matter?
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Hist. Hark.
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02-18-2007, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Your unexpected explosion entangles us in a web of premature umbrellas and precocious timepieces.
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02-18-2007, 11:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I dedicate this to Pyre:
"Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak."
The misspell just makes you all the more special. |
Man, how did you know I love peautbutter? That stuff doesn't even compare to peanutbutter, because we all know peanutbutter gives people salmonella.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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02-21-2007, 02:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Australia/UK (originally)
Posts: 162
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Wallets of fur would bombard a triassic keychain rather than dialyse in your equable fishtank....ahhh you have got to love Surrealists.
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02-22-2007, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Ever would one thank the ground upon which you walk that your blossoming feet never be engaged.
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O-o-o-o-ohhhh-kaaaaaaaayy... thank you... or something. (I always thought "blossoming feet" had something to do with fungus...)
Let's try again!
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Your mother once had eyes that shone like the legs of Mae West.
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I... have no idea what to say... about that. Really--I got nothin'.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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02-23-2007, 08:33 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Minnesota.
Posts: 57
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His majesty's caravan is as compelling as your temper.
Thank you.
Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.
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02-23-2007, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: San Diego, CA. USA
Posts: 355
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So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle.
Hmm arigato!
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*You left the sweetest taste in my mouth!*
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02-24-2007, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Bumblefuck, PA
Posts: 55
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You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.
Sweet.
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02-24-2007, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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"Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant."
...err I'm so glad you feel that way about my love...
"You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic."
I like this one better.
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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02-24-2007, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 108
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"Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!"
HA!
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02-25-2007, 06:22 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 588
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Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.
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