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Old 10-03-2011, 10:51 PM   #26
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The pages are nice and thin, but think about it. Do you really want to smoke that ink? The whole bible smokes is usually a prison thing, where you don't have anything else to roll with. It'll work, but if you don't have to why the fuck would you?
Good call.... I was just replying to Ben. Don't think I'd wanna smoke that ink. I'll just stick with rolling papers.
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:05 AM   #27
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remember Jesus is tryingto save you from going to hell, thats why you need a savior, is to save you from hell
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:10 PM   #28
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Dear Mom, please send me another bible. I already smoked the last one.


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Old 10-04-2011, 02:33 PM   #29
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people in prison will even smoke toilet paper
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:06 PM   #30
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Jesus was a banana
I am a banana


.... I am Jesus.

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Old 10-04-2011, 03:10 PM   #31
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Jesus was a banana
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If we eat a banana split will it be the same as worshiping you? Holy Communion? "Eat me", you say?

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Old 10-04-2011, 03:18 PM   #32
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people in prison will even smoke toilet paper
I'm almost entirely sure that wouldn't work at all.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:11 PM   #33
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Jesus is not a banana
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:27 PM   #34
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Is Jesus a drug? I bet Jesus is a drug. Is Jesus LSD? They have wierd names for drugs where you live dude.
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:51 PM   #35
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:47 PM   #36
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Jesus is the christ come in the flesh
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Old 10-04-2011, 08:35 PM   #37
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remember Jesus loves you so much he died for you
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Old 10-04-2011, 09:01 PM   #38
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He can prove it by sucking my cock.
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Old 10-04-2011, 09:41 PM   #39
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today is the day of salvation, don't put it off. You may not get another chance
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Old 10-04-2011, 10:16 PM   #40
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Jesus rising from the dead is proof the the dead in christ that all believevrs will arise at some point called the rapture
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Old 10-05-2011, 02:26 AM   #41
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I will never use a bible for rolling papers
Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to make up for you.

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Old 10-05-2011, 06:19 AM   #42
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Speaking of bible paper, do you think its safe to use highlighters? I'm going through Genesis and want to mark the more prominent points, but will it bleed through the pages and render it useless for smoking later on?
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yeah i use highlighters on my bible, sure it's okay to use
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Old 10-05-2011, 01:41 PM   #44
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Gosh, I guess I'll have to smoke twice as many to make up for you.

pothead, this hit's for you!
why don't you just smoke a koran?
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:51 PM   #45
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Because the Qur'an is kickass and hasn't permeated western culture enough for it to feel like muslims are spoonfeeding us their ideas.
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:05 PM   #46
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Alan... Really?
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:08 PM   #47
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Yeah, really.
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:12 PM   #48
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:-/

Dang, man. Dang.
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:31 PM   #49
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Care to try to defend your feeling of moral superiority or would you rather keep judging religions from your own cultural background without anyone questioning you?
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:37 PM   #50
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i have read a quran before not a good book better used as rolling paper
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