The manliest man thread - Page 8

Solumina · 01-24-2011, 08:11 AM

Yeah you should clean, chicks hate coming home to a mess, especially dirty dishes.

vindicatedxjin · 01-24-2011, 08:16 AM

Yah, more than likely you'll get griped at. After the sex and all of course...

Apathy's_Child · 01-24-2011, 09:05 AM

S'okay. I'll clear up the ashtray and ttoss the bottles, then just make sure Sax and I are sat on the sofa looking up at her all cute when she walks in. I can be fucking LETHALLY cute when the situation calls for it. Which, being an inept drunk, is pretty regularly.

Versus · 01-24-2011, 10:58 AM

I remember when my wife went to visit family for a week a year ago. It was the first time in 2 years that I had been alone for over half a day. I remember as soon as she left the door, I beat my dick for like a day strait. Then I got hungry. That sucked. It was like Lord of the Flies with the cats and I when she got back.

Saya · 01-24-2011, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Versus

I remember when my wife went to visit family for a week a year ago. It was the first time in 2 years that I had been alone for over half a day. I remember as soon as she left the door, I beat my dick for like a day strait. Then I got hungry. That sucked. It was like Lord of the Flies with the cats and I when she got back.

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Versus · 01-24-2011, 11:43 AM

Did I stutter?

And I when she got back.

Apathy's_Child · 01-25-2011, 03:35 AM

I cleaned. I am the best boyfriend EVAAAAA. I also have a really cute dog. If she doesn't walk through that door and launch herself at me, Sax and I will be sleeping in shifts until we figure out how to kill terminators that've been rigged to look like loved ones.