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12-17-2008, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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A funny practical joke to play on your neighbors!
You'll need...
1. Some Fishing line
2. A hiding place
3. A dollar
4. A needle
-First, poke a hole in the corner of the dollar with the needle.
-Next, string the fishing line through the dollar.
-Head on outside, place the dollar in a high foot traffic area where there are sure to be a pedestrian or two, but not too many. If it's too crowded an area it could make things confusing.
-Find a nearby hiding place and hide there. Make sure you can see the dollar from where you are. Perhaps a bush or something. Being around the corner works too.
-Now wait until someone notices the dollar and reaches down to pick it up.
-At this moment, Leap from your hiding place, Scream "HANDS OFF MY DOLLAR YOUR FUCKING SLAG!" and proceed to strangle them unconscious with your fishing line!
This practical joke is sure to garner plenty of yuks to anybody of good humor! TRY IT!
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12-17-2008, 07:35 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Bahahahaha. Love it.
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12-17-2008, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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*snort* Certainly is a change from the whole gluing-money-to-the-ground trick or get-them-to-chase-the-money-as-you-pull-it thing.
I'd have to do it with a 5$ bill. Canada has loonies instead of one dollar bills.  It always confuses me when I go to the states because I think I have a lot more cash than I do.
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12-18-2008, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Has anybody tried this yet?
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12-18-2008, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Ohio
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i tried this but the response i got was none too funny...it worked up until i tried to strangle with fishing line...they pulled a knife out and cut the line then chased me 2 my house...but i made a good revenge...piss in water balloons went right out the window on their head...the glory was mine
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12-18-2008, 10:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Hahaha! He was able to turn the joke on you.
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12-18-2008, 10:42 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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Back later.
I'm going out to buy a fishing rod.
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12-18-2008, 11:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Hell
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Love it, I'll go try it out on my friends right now  .
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12-18-2008, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
Posts: 765
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You don't need a fishing rod. Just the line.
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12-18-2008, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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I try this on young children all the time. Its soooo funny watching them chase after the dollar. Sometimes I even let them grab it, only to whip it right out of their hands again. soooo funny! Another variation is with a bone on a piece of string to tease a dog with.
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12-18-2008, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
Posts: 765
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What the hell are you talking about? You must be doing it wrong.
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12-18-2008, 05:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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What do you mean?
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12-18-2008, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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The child is supposed to be unconscious or dead, not sad.
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12-18-2008, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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No.....
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12-19-2008, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Philadelphia area
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I have a toy that I got when I was 5 that does that. Pretty kick ass.
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12-19-2008, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by schoolsucksletsanarky
I have a toy that I got when I was 5 that does that. Pretty kick ass.
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Holy shit. Where can I get one?
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12-19-2008, 08:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
Posts: 765
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Do you mean a garrote?
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12-19-2008, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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What kind of neighborhood did you grow up in Filth if you were playing with garrotes at the age of 5?
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12-19-2008, 08:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
What kind of neighborhood did you grow up in Filth if you were playing with garrotes at the age of 5?
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Did you not read the whole thing?
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12-19-2008, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Honestly? No.
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12-19-2008, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
What kind of neighborhood did you grow up in Filth if you were playing with garrotes at the age of 5?
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East LA, obviously.
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12-19-2008, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
Posts: 765
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
Did you not read the whole thing?
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The thread is funny on many levels, is it not?
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12-19-2008, 09:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
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I tried it, but I yelled "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!" instead, and then I got maced.
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12-19-2008, 10:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows
I tried it, but I yelled "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!" instead, and then I got maced.
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O!! VRLY??
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12-19-2008, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Auckland
Posts: 627
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I think I killed them.
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