50 Shades Of Grey - Page 5

Saya · 10-02-2012, 10:01 PM

I like how the first one only wants to date whites. Basing your relationships on an abusive fictional couple that actual kinky people find appalling is fine, just no blacks.

BourbonBoy · 10-02-2012, 10:15 PM

Yep. Gotta love passive aggressive racism + desire to be with a rich egocentric broken mamma's boy.

Miss Absynthe · 10-02-2012, 10:39 PM

I just want someone who has his own helicopter and is the sole owner of a Fortune 500 company.

Is that asking too much??!

BourbonBoy · 10-03-2012, 08:13 AM

XD

And rather than work my way up through a company and have my own independence, I want to marry into wealth so I can do nothing but be a Stepford Wife and contribute nothing to society!

Acharis · 10-03-2012, 08:30 AM

Oh dear. There's a random generator.

Quote:

The mixture of Mr. Hanky and love mayonnaise in my soft tight anus created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his vein cane slid inside me again; stuffing my herring hole with a 15″ spiked vibrator just didn’t get my hairy spunk dungeon squirting like it used to. Now, I’ve seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon made my flange custard dribble like a broken coffee maker. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his flesh gordon soon had me coated like a plasterer’s radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his wensleydale wand shoved deeper into my ring piece.

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Versus · 10-03-2012, 09:06 AM

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Miss Absynthe · 10-03-2012, 10:18 AM

And now I'm going to have nightmares. :|

BourbonBoy · 10-03-2012, 07:50 PM

I'm enjoying the lulz that will be generated from that site. Think I'll forward it to some Facebook friends for the shits and giggles

Fruitbat · 10-14-2012, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan

See how you were never really trying to learn shit? You're just a douche.

I love it when you talk dirty.

I am trying to learn shit, I just have a terrible habbit of pissing people off who are trying to be serious - but hey that's the victim in me coming out and if I'm lucky, Versus will come around with his gun and show how it goes bang.

Miss Aby - I can't believe I actually achieved something. I'm so excited.

Timeless, hun don't waste your money on 50 shades. I can tell you the plot line in 3 paragraphs for the entire three books.