The Gnet Committee On Troll Activities.

[Saya]

We throw the word "troll" around a lot, and we sometimes disagree on who's a troll and who's genuinely a dumbass. Trolls are also adapting, and its becoming harder to distinguish who is a troll and who's not. So this is the thread where we look at the evidence, come to a vote, and label one a troll. If you suspect a comrade of being a troll, rat them out here!

I nominate Ducky to head this committee because it takes one to know one.

[Despanan]

Seconded.

[Ben Lahnger]

Despanan, that is an epic photo. Do you know any of the history of that sculpture?

[Saya]

Detective Saya is on the job!

http://www.fremontseattle.com/fremonttroll.html

[Versus]

This thread pumps me up.

[Saya]

I like that you edited that post XD

[Versus]

Haha. You caught me. I thought the later would appeal to you more.

[Saya]

It tickles me pink every time.

[Ben Lahnger]

Saya, thank you. The truth is even cooler than what my imagination projected.

[Ben Lahnger]

And? (more letters)

[Solumina]

Pretty much everyone wants to see them, they are rather glorious tits.

[Fruitbat]

I'll bring along the tea and biscuits to the committee meeting

[Ben Lahnger]

Originally Posted by Solumina

Pretty much everyone wants to see them, they are rather glorious tits.

Quote. Of. The. Day.

*twothumbsup*

[Saya]

Originally Posted by namkcud

I suspect that Sol' is a troll.

We need evidence, but pending that we'll put her on watch.

NEXT.

[MissCheyenne]

I suspect that........Oh god, I can't say it. I must though, I must. I nominate myself to be watched for troll like behaviour. It's been a difficult afternoon, full of tension and high strung arguments with myself but I must be watched. Gather your evidence Detective Saya. I shall await your judgment.

[Saya]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

I suspect that........Oh god, I can't say it. I must though, I must. I nominate myself to be watched for troll like behaviour. It's been a difficult afternoon, full of tension and high strung arguments with myself but I must be watched. Gather your evidence Detective Saya. I shall await your judgment.

Now, MissCheyenne, you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of trollery, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

[MissCheyenne]

I shall do my best to absolve myself of my sins, oh great and generous one. I am not worthy, you silk skinned goddess you.

[Saya]

Ben! Poke her with the soft cushions!

Confess! Confess! Confess!

[MissCheyenne]

I CONFESS!!!!!!!!! Bless me and wash me clean of my sins so that I may start afresh, safe in the knowledge that I have been cleansed by you!

[Saya]

Someone else should take over now, I feel tempted to walk into her troll trap and make a sexual joke about cleansing.

[MissCheyenne]

Oooooh baby, you know just what I want don't you

[Saya]

Aha! She fell for my little trap.

All PMs must now be made public, and say five Hail Mirs for penance.

NEXT.

[Ben Lahnger]

MissCheyenne, nobody expects THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Our two weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency ... Three, our three weapons are ... what do you mean you confess?!?

Oh, you're no fun any more!

[Saya]

Hey Ben, did you find the porn thread yet?

[Ben Lahnger]

Wait, what?!?! Where is this alleged porn thread of which you speak? I only glanced through the first two pages of GENERAL, noting the number of significant pages that have been buried by 'What color threads should Goths wear?' threads. Perhaps I missed it. I'll look again.