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05-06-2007, 08:43 PM
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#11826
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Posts: 292
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I'm not, its idle threats made by a dumb kid who knows nothing of the reality of what he's been saying to me, he's been calling me frog man all night because it was something from "the pacifier"... which if memory serves is a vin diesel movie, I highly doubt this man could find his way to winnipeg if he was in an airport with a ticket to get here.
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"Come hither, have a clove. Light it on mine, a kiss."
~September
"Red velvet lines the black box."
~Peter Murphy
*Holding a gun to Robert Smiths Head.*
Smith: DON'T KILL ME!!!
Me: STOP EATING!!!
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05-06-2007, 10:28 PM
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#11827
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
:: crackle ::
PersephoneX...come in PersephoneX. Over.
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Hey, HP! I'm back, kinda...I'm never really gone. Just here in spirit. 
Missed you all.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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05-07-2007, 03:50 PM
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#11828
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 794
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I like guys with long necks.
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05-07-2007, 05:30 PM
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#11829
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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I've had this incredible headache since...well, since my parents said they were getting back together.
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05-07-2007, 05:35 PM
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#11830
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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I should probably be doing my homework.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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05-07-2007, 05:51 PM
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#11831
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,021
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I miss my girl!!! She's away from me now at training and will not see her for another 2 months!!!
But, I'm leaving June 1st to travel back east because she'll be stationed out there... le sighhhhh....
Then marriage, then a house and then kids... maybe goblins or little robots...lol
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05-07-2007, 09:33 PM
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#11832
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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(o.O) Creeeepy...
I miss my Ferret. Spending a couple of nights at my parent's house is proving tougher than i can handle...me wants to go home...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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05-08-2007, 02:39 AM
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#11833
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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My girl is coming over, yay!
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05-08-2007, 12:50 PM
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#11834
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 794
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I wonder if any one here is familiar with the concept of the "anti-joke" ?
It's basically a form of verbal cock-block. The joke is so flat, obvious and unfunny, that it causes the other person to fall silent. At first you will be perceived as a douchebag, but that is right when you move in and start talking, and steering the conversation. You gotta use it carefully, though. It takes a slight bit of skill. You got to make sure that the joke relates to the subject matter being blathered on about, and then parlay the topic of the conversation into the joke. It is an effective way to let someone know they are boring the shit out of you or are monopolizing the conversation, without having to say it directly. The anti-joke does not work on all personality types. I mean... if you're with a Chatty Cathy, or other form of malignant narcissist, it may or may not be effective. Best to preface it to fit into the structure of the blather.
Here's a consummate example;
What did the farmer say who's tractor was stolen?
"Where's my tractor?"
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05-08-2007, 01:22 PM
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#11835
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Cup of tea..check
Apple pie..check
Desiderii marginis..check
Hamster twatting herself out by falling off the ladder in the cage..check
Life is good.
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05-08-2007, 06:24 PM
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#11836
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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I miss Jenny. I've called her a couple times, but she won't pick up. She may be at a movie, she may be busy, she may be HATIN'.
Who knows.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-08-2007, 07:13 PM
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#11837
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 574
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Originally Posted by Vako
What did the farmer say who's tractor was stolen?
"Where's my tractor?"
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I love jokes like this. This one made me laugh. Aha, ha!
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I'm sorry, I did not mean to throw up on your shoe.
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05-08-2007, 07:50 PM
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#11838
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Originally Posted by Vako
I wonder if any one here is familiar with the concept of the "anti-joke" ?
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What's worse than finding an worm in your apple?
The Holocaust!
Or one of the best ones for - as Vako said - taking the conversation away from someone:
*someone says something*
*you say* "That's great. Wanna know what's even better? Not being handicapped"
That is, if you're handicapped.
Alternately (my personal favorite for my Christian friends) "Wanna know what's even better? Knowing you're not going to hell."
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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05-08-2007, 08:59 PM
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#11839
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In desert part of Oregon, Central
Posts: 1,147
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My bra is giving me a rash.  It makes me wish there was not a law against nudity. XD
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These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
~Gilbert Highet
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05-08-2007, 09:59 PM
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#11840
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
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I like wearing clothing. It makes me feel safe...
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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05-09-2007, 01:40 PM
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#11841
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 42
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Im updating my profile, any snappy phrases I can have as my signature?
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05-09-2007, 06:41 PM
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#11842
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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All the humans on the earth would fit into a box one km by one km by one km – Dr Carl
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-10-2007, 05:08 AM
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#11843
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Pitter patter of tiny feet...
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05-10-2007, 08:20 AM
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#11844
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Wagon-hut, Oklahoma
Posts: 84
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Merde! ! !
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05-10-2007, 09:19 AM
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#11845
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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Mmm noodles....and...tea....and...clay charm making...and ...FUCKING HELL THAT IS ONE BIG MUTHA OF A PIGEON!!!
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05-10-2007, 05:30 PM
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#11846
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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I want people to read the story I wrote.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-10-2007, 05:34 PM
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#11847
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by DarkChildOne
Merde! ! !
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Zut alors!
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05-10-2007, 05:41 PM
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#11848
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every minute in the hour
We don't think about the rest
And we all get the power
We all get the best
When everyone gives everything
Then everyone everything will get
Life is life!
Communism in action, kiddies.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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05-10-2007, 06:12 PM
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#11849
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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Three days grace music speaks to me when I'm feeling "emo."
So does Breaking Benjamin and Ashe.
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05-10-2007, 10:02 PM
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#11850
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 574
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Does drinking vodka and Pepsi on a weeknight make me an alkie? What a great buzz! Woo hoo!
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I'm sorry, I did not mean to throw up on your shoe.
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