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Old 10-16-2011, 03:57 PM   #1
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Will you accept Jesus as your GOP candidate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udzymvKOyCY

Brilliant!
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:23 PM   #2
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I would almost vote for jesus.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:29 PM   #3
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Old 10-18-2011, 08:05 AM   #4
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God can't be social because socialists aren't on GOD's team. They r on the OTHER TEAM and god is gonna beat them 'cause he's god...
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:01 PM   #5
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Not quite sure how to respond...
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:32 PM   #6
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*woo-hoo*

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Old 10-18-2011, 03:01 PM   #7
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Nun shall pass!

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Who votes for God for President? Nun of the above!

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Old 10-18-2011, 07:35 PM   #8
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I get NUN of those jokes, Ben!

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Old 10-18-2011, 09:20 PM   #9
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What? Nunsense!

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Old 10-19-2011, 07:15 AM   #10
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Nun of your backtalk, mister!
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Old 10-19-2011, 04:02 PM   #11
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Really, with the nun jokes? Just don't make a habit of it.
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Old 10-19-2011, 08:40 PM   #12
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Ha!

I'm taking nun of the credit for this derailment...

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