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06-26-2008, 06:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I am a rapist.
Like I said, I am a rapist. I saw the light of reason almost a year ago and I am much better because of it.
I watched 8mm with Nicholas Cage, and I bought a subscription to NAMBLA.
I just wanted to invite rapist Goths to this new thread to chinwag about their rapes and to exchange stories in general.
I have received allot of shit from my family who are (cringe) not all rapists. What I believe in or rather don't believe in does NOT make me a bad man! Although immediately labeling me as one is just an easy answer.
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06-26-2008, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I'm so glad to know I'm not alone in this.
I just renewed my ChildLove account, and have finally bought safety goggles after a nasty encounter with mace.
However, I'm still an up-and-coming rapist. Any chance you can give me some tips on being a more successful granter of surprise secks?
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06-26-2008, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I recently started wearing a t-shirt that reads "Hey kids, I have XBOX!" that has served me well.
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06-26-2008, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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That sounds pretty good. Brilliant, even! I'll give it some consideration after fully outlining my lay-low plans.
... Shit, now there's a knock at my front door, and whomever they are, they seem to have a pretty big van. I'll get back to this after I see what they want.
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06-26-2008, 07:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I also recommend the old candy trick, but do it at parks.
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06-26-2008, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 117
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It's not rap if they're willing. 
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06-26-2008, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Or they're dead!
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06-26-2008, 09:32 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 95
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Easter bunny suits work quite well.
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06-27-2008, 05:53 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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Xd !!
This just made my day 
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06-27-2008, 08:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I tried to rapist a moose once... I'm not sure if I succeeded or not... it didn't seem to resist...
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06-27-2008, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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You're the reason I'm in the witness protection program.
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06-27-2008, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Maryland/D.C.
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hmm...8mm is the only Nick Cage movie that I like
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06-27-2008, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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What about Gone in 60 Seconds? That was... decent... ish...
Okay, yeah it sucked too...
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06-27-2008, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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As you can see I rhaped Andrew Eldritch.
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06-30-2008, 02:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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This is obviously a twist on my Atheist thread by I am Great!
I am Great? You ARE great!
Imitation is the highest form of flattery!
I wish I had a dime for ever timy I am Great took one
of my threads and gave it some comical twist.
Keep doing it I am great! The thread I am Great
creates after my thread is better then the original it seems!
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06-30-2008, 04:12 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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I noticed that I am the very first to use the term "chin wag" here at Gnet. Now I am Great is the runner up!
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06-30-2008, 07:36 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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I'm still cooler.
And sexier.
And have a bigger penis.
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07-01-2008, 04:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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You copy my threads and noone gives you shit. If I did what you do over and over again, I would be lynched here. Fuckin people.
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07-01-2008, 05:01 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Auckland
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Because he is funny and doesn't take himself so seriously.
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07-01-2008, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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You're forgetting the big penis.
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07-01-2008, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Auckland
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I would never forget.
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07-01-2008, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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07-02-2008, 01:50 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Wednesday Friday Addams
Because he is funny and doesn't take himself so seriously.
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Sorry I am told it is becauce of my aspergers syndrome. I can't help it. Don't try to make me think I am a bad guy because of it!
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07-02-2008, 02:13 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Auckland
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Originally Posted by Opteron_Man
Sorry I am told it is becauce of my aspergers syndrome. I can't help it. Don't try to make me think I am a bad guy because of it!
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Its a easy way out to blame everything on a mental condition. especially on a forum.
And anyway YOU asked the question.
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07-02-2008, 04:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
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And we told you it's because you are simply being a douche, aspergers is simply a convenience
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