The Question Game

[ohthefuckwell]

damn. that's kind of tough since i love pretty much all fruit, but i'd have to say either mangos or pomegranates.




what do you think is the best thing about being a :insert your gender here:?

[Planewalker]

scratching my.......wait, wait.......the most enjoyment out of creating a child.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[DCreep]

You failed.


If you could melt enough dry ice to fill a pool, could
you swim and not get wet?

[Toto_Kaos]

Depends on how much dry ice turns you on. :wink: Seriously, I think you would end up walking on top of it, and in the process end up being revered as the next messiah.

If your signifigant other died suddenly, but they came back as a ghost, would you let them in or would you run screaming?

[TeapotScar]

Yeah, I'd chat.

If you wrote a little story, would you post it on gothic.net?

:shock:

[HerGhostInTheFog]

it depends on how much i liked it and how good it was

if you were standinbg next to the person you hated and had to throw up, would you "accidently" throw up on them or away from them?

[edible_eye]

i'd probably turn to him and let him know i was gonna throw up. if i happened to do it right then and doused his ass in puke - well, i WAS trying to warn him.


if someone put a gun to your head and demanded that you either gulp down a steaming hot cup of coffee or you'd get a bullet in the noggin' - what would you do?

[Toto_Kaos]

First I would laugh my ass off, and then tell them that next time they want to threaten me they should try telling me that if I move I am dead, so that I can reply with my favorite line from The Crow, "And I say I'm dead, and I move." Then I would gulp down said cup of coffee, though for my own pleasure rather than theirs. To finish it off appropriately, I would knock them upside the head with the now empty coffee cup and steal their gun.

If I ran for the office of God, would you vote for me?

[edible_eye]

sure, especially if you showed me your tits.


could someone here create a woman's body type mouse pad with a breast-shaped mouse made out of spongy-latex?


(yeah, i'm horny. sue me.)

[Toto_Kaos]

I bet you could find better sex toys at your local porn store, though if nobody has made that mouse/mouse pad combo yet, whoever does could make a killing.

Are my cats really conspiring against me? And if so, why?

[edible_eye]

yes, they are because they want to be top pussy. it's an evolution thing, darwin be damned.


if someone shoved two pens in your eyes, what would you do?

[secretboy]

That all depends on how far and hard the pens were shoved into my eyes. I am guessing at the very least rudimentary loss of vision as well as extreme pain. Shoved beyond my eyes and into my brain, I would expect to experience a rupturing of the pre-frontal cortex of my brain, possibly resulting in death but most likely some brain function damage, especially in the area of impulse control and social understanding.

A lot of this is dependent, again, on how hard the pens are shoved into my eyes. But considering I wear glasses, they most likely will have to be shoved hard enough to shatter the glasses. I would expect, then, that the force of the pens would push deeper into my brain, possibly through the frontal lobe and into the temporal lobe, possibly even far enough to go into the occipital lobe. This would be amusing, as the occipital lobe processes visual stimuli. A cluster of brain-function loss may occur, and death is far more likely.

I would also scream, or try to scream, and most likely thrust my hands out to instinctually push the attacker away. It is a safe bet that someone applying pens to my eyes at such a force is most likely not a friend, but with my past experience with certain friends of mine, I would not be so certain. However, I doubt I would want - or even be able to feel guilty about possibly harming the aggressor in my act of self-defense. This is moot, because most likely at that time, deprived of my senses, my actions would be clumsy at best.

Ahem. Oh, yes. I have to ask a question, too.



Mirror, mirror, on the wall: Who's the fairest of them all?

[edible_eye]

maimy.

that's a silly question.


how much pressure do you think it takes to crush a finger flat?

[Toto_Kaos]

There is only one way to find out...Anyone got a finger I can borrow?

Why are people so fucking stupid?

[edible_eye]

it's in the dna, darlin' - does not amount (to much)

if someone cut the connective tissue beneath your upper and lower lips, allowing them to flap freely while you spoke - what would you say?

[ghostposts]

Fububuc thabat hurburbrts!

When the voices tell you that you are Gawd, do they speak in a funny voice?

[edible_eye]

only when it's yours. is that a southern drawl?

if someone forced you to crazy glue firecrackers to your teeth and someone had to light them or someone else you cared about would be shot dead - who would you choose to light the fuse? who would be shot dead if you refused?

[ghostposts]

I'd have my husband light the fuse. He's tough. Someone would have to threaten him or my kids, though, and then I'd try to return the favor, as soon as possible.

Yep. I was thinking of televangelists.

If you saw a ghost, would you try to talk to them? What would you ask, or say?

[.BatteryPoison.]

No. I'd have myself committed. Or I'd be talking to myself, trying convince myself I wasn't looney.

If you discovered that FBI agents were following you, how would you approach them or throw them off?

[ice]

It depends on what I did, or did not do.
Right now, I'm super freaked out and paranoid because I saw "The Grudge", the movie Al's been freaking out about...
So uh... right now, I'd try to stick the the shadows and near the buildings and hope to god this is their first job.
If they caught me, I'd be scared as hell, and pull my trench knife out that I keep in my boot by a lanyard and hope to god *again*, that this is their first job, and they weren't paying attention during the melee fighting classes.

If you were alone in your house/apartment, and it was dark out and all the lights flickered and the bulbs fried.. how would you react to that?

[edible_eye]

i'd probably head down to the basement to check the fuse box... again.


what's the most disgusting thing you can think of that's liquid?

[Toto_Kaos]

The liquid mush that forms in the bottom of the veggie crisper when that produce you forgot about for a year finally disinagrates and turns to goo.

Should I just give up on men and go back to being a lesbian?

[edible_eye]

only if i can watch.


if all the fabric in the world suddenly caught fire and burned away all clothing everywhere, how long would it take you to venture outside into a public arena?

[Toto_Kaos]

Well, having been forced to sit through many a naked lunch, and a few dinner parties, with my ex-fiance's nudist Buddhist parents I can deal with naked people, even those that shouldn't be. As for my own inhibitions, I lost those somewhere around the time I turned 14.

Should we start a fundraiser to *(insert verb here)* Edible Eye a woman?

[edible_eye]

i hope the missing word in your question is "get" and not "make".

(shudder)

and yes, start a fundraiser to "get" me a woman. i need a new one to keep in my closet for rainy days.


when was the last time you stopped to stare at the night sky?