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03-20-2006, 12:11 PM
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#6351
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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They used to make eyeliner out of it.
Maybe that's where the term "givin' 'em the stink-eye" came from?
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03-20-2006, 12:24 PM
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#6352
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oubliette, yes, it is the profoundly noxious, acidic, semi-liquid combination of pee and poo that bats emit.
Nasty Stuff!
On Jack Hanna's Sunday morning animal program yesterday, they did a feature on a guy who relocated 10,000 bats from a college football stadium in the southeast United States. They roosted under the bleachers, and on game nights shortly after the light towers came on and games started, the bats would swarm out from under the stands and poop on all the fans on their way to their nightly feeding.
Bet that put a damper on alumni contributions!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-20-2006, 12:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oooooohhh! Good point ... I'd forgotten about that!
* Edit - as opposed to the poo you DO mess with? *
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-20-2006 at 12:37 PM.
Reason: adding more poo
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03-20-2006, 04:07 PM
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#6354
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Xnguela
So, I was playing with my stomach, you know, making my bellybutton talk, etc... And I remembered this phrase that I think my brother and I used. Who said "Get in ma BELLAH"? Or did I imagine it?
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Fat Bastard..
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03-20-2006, 04:07 PM
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#6355
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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Nah, you didn't imagine it. That was Fat Bastard from The Spy WHo Shagged Me.
"Listen up, Sonny Jim! I ate a bay-beh! That's right, bay-beh - the other other white meat!"
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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03-20-2006, 06:18 PM
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#6356
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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that really would be quite the thing for your mind to come up with.
Am I the only person who talks to their betta fish like they're a criminal? I seem to be constantly accusing my fish of being on drugs (ie, bad references to the "bubbler" in his tank, etc.), he flares like none other though, so I figure he's asking for it...
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-20-2006, 06:39 PM
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#6357
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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This headache is fucking killing me.
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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03-20-2006, 07:06 PM
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#6358
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
I talk to just about everything else... I was talking to my barette the other day with my door open. Now everyone on my floor thinks I'm weird, or something. Losers.
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Losers is right, talking to random things is great, you don't have to worry about them mouthing off or talking back (unless of course they're talking objects and you don't realize it at first...in which case it provides hilarity).
As for headaches Sobeh I empathize, I think my brain is currently trying to claw it's way out of my forehead
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-20-2006, 07:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
Posts: 506
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It's fun to talk to inanimate objects, isn't it, my precioussss... *lovingly pets her replica of the One Ring* Yes, precioussss... we talks to the precious all the time...
Sorry. I had a random Gollum moment. Actually, I really do talk to inanimate objects, although it's usually either talking to a doll or a stuffed animal, or swearing at something I've tripped over, or calling my computer an "infernal piece of technology."
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I can read your mind.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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03-20-2006, 08:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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What's a barette?
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-20-2006, 08:39 PM
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#6361
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I carry-on conversations with myself.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-20-2006, 08:47 PM
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#6362
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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I was so addicted to that movie for a while, I love it, hurray for modern takes on good ol' Shakespeare
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-20-2006, 08:47 PM
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#6363
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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That's a funny movie.
I burned ubuntu linux onto a disk... *Dramatic pause* ...Which I've been meaning to do since christmas!
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-20-2006, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Xnguela
You gonna see "She's The Man", Amanda Bynes' interpretation of Twelfth Night? I will...!
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I will eventually, though when is another question, I somehow never find time for any of the things I say I'm gonna do
edit: I also need to mention that the movie "Shakespeare In Love" is one of my all time favorite movies
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-20-2006, 08:59 PM
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#6365
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Oh my god.. I'm not the only one who talks to inanimate objects? I talk to the food I'm cooking all the time..
"Cook Damn you!!"
"Fuckin' Boil!! I have better things to do then wait for you.."
"Why aren't you cooked yet?"
Yes... alot of yelling.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-20-2006, 08:59 PM
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#6366
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Xnguela
I still haven't seen Memoirs of a Geisha... It's not in theaters anymore.
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Ah, I know, I read the book a while back, was estatic about the movie, and then never saw it
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-20-2006, 09:01 PM
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#6367
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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I have conversations with the people on the telly... and the T.V. itself.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-20-2006, 09:02 PM
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#6368
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Oh my god.. I'm not the only one who talks to inanimate objects? I talk to the food I'm cooking all the time..
"Cook Damn you!!"
"Fuckin' Boil!! I have better things to do then wait for you.."
"Why aren't you cooked yet?"
Yes... alot of yelling.
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I talk to food when I'm cooking it -constantly-....and tend to lapse into "ghetto speak" (ala fo'shizzle) *cracks up* my friend Sage and I really need to just record ourself cooking one of these days, we're nuts...hehe
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-20-2006, 09:05 PM
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#6369
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maggot
I have conversations with the people on the telly... and the T.V. itself.
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I argue with the radio, and pop up ads
my favorite being the pop up for some genealogy site loudly proclaiming that I might be irish, I was all, "What an intelligent little pop up, I might be irish *mutters under breath* fuckwad..."
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-20-2006, 09:10 PM
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#6370
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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How DARE those pop ups!
I like when the antivirus ones are wrong. Like today I was at my friends house and there was an ad saying he was infected by Blackworm, it also said he was using firefox, although he wasn't, and didn't even have it on his computer.
I usually just reply and debate with it... Usually John Basedow.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-20-2006, 10:09 PM
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#6371
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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I like to thank my buddies, for sticking the knife in my back
I like to thank my buddies, for twisting the knife in my back
For they stick the knife in my back.
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OWNED BY BJORK_FREAK
Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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03-20-2006, 11:29 PM
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#6372
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Well, well, well. And how are my little lovlies doing? All my droogs and devotchka's?
How are you guys? I've missed this place too much. I'm doing pretty well in classes, so I'm gonna try to come back during the semester.
If you'll excuse me, I've gotta go check out some of the threads.
Fill me in on the latest Gnet happenings.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-20-2006, 11:35 PM
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#6373
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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Geisha Girl: Yo da poo shorty, fo SHIZZLE!
Korova: HEY! It's been ages, Wellity, nothing much, but there is a certain amount of Chaos, Rabbit has returned so many times so now the picture post is just links.
Sad huh?
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OWNED BY BJORK_FREAK
Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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03-20-2006, 11:41 PM
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#6374
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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It's been too long.
Ah yes, Rabbit, Eyes mentioned that he has returned. I decided to come see the damage. I've heard of other trouble makers too.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-20-2006, 11:53 PM
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#6375
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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I'm rather interested by this phallus fucktard. He seems to be giving Texans a bad name. Well, if he lives in Texas, I might just have to visit him, so to speak.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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