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04-20-2005, 10:18 AM
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What are the chances...
http://www.theday.com/eng/web/news/r...6-3643E58E5866
Ok, someone somewhere had to make the connection on this as well.
On 4/20 Bush names a new Head Joint Chief.
What are the odds?
NP: Kottonmouth Kings
Slán
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04-20-2005, 01:43 PM
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He hasn't named him yet. You should read the article (notice the words "expected" and "intends"). But if you want to make a connection to Hitler's birthday, here's a funny one:
Sinn Fien celebrated Easter Rising on the 20th of April back in 2003. The 1916 Easter Rising didn't happen on 4/20, so why that day? The original was on a Monday and these guys celebrated on a Sunday. I think there's some flagrant Nazism going on amongst the Irish Republicans. Doesn't surprise me though, as they've worked off of, and promoted the use of, facism for the last few decades.
:lol:
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04-20-2005, 02:02 PM
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I think he was referring to pot not Hitler, hence the reason joint was supposed to be funny.
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04-20-2005, 02:18 PM
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Oh well, we can work that one into things too. Sternn's an awfully creative guy, I'm sure he can see the connection... especially since the IRA has been linked to drug murders in the past. Nothing like having a little " celebration" on the streets, even if it doesn't correspond to the date of the event you're actually celebrating. Well, I guess it does to that event, but the other one serves as a good front for lighting up those pipes and engaging in even more illegal activity.
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Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, Sternn. How many of your friends are currently in prison for drug possession? How many possess drugs but haven't been caught yet?
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"[Brian Blair] was a punk. I can break his fucking back - break his back and make him humble and then fuck his ass ... Suplex him, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass - make him humble. Teach him to respect the Iron Sheik. And I didn't do it, because for the God and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon." -Khosrow Vaziri (The Iron Sheik)
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04-20-2005, 02:32 PM
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Binkie, you need to smoke a joint and relax. I don't think this was meant to be a "OH MY GOD AMERICA SUCKS" thread, just pointing out irony in the position name/naming date... it'll be okay.
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04-20-2005, 02:44 PM
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It’s a joke, not an attack on any one, if you don’t think it’s funny that’s fine and feel free to say so but it isn’t something that you need to start a fight over
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04-20-2005, 05:22 PM
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Well, ah... whether or notthe Binkz is an uptight terrorist.........
Mmmm... s'cuse me. Speaking of taking hits? Dun look at me. I'm just coming off of it... err... I vote we all just get together for a big pass-a-party.... gsihsr;ou bn :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :twisted: <------ notice the red eyes? :roll: damn. I'll be back later.. it's still daylight.
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04-20-2005, 06:02 PM
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ice - that avatar rocks my big, sweaty balls.
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04-20-2005, 08:41 PM
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Wait, wait, wait... hold the phone!
I'm being called a " terrorist" by this individual?
Quit smoking your socks, Ice. :lol:
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"[Brian Blair] was a punk. I can break his fucking back - break his back and make him humble and then fuck his ass ... Suplex him, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass - make him humble. Teach him to respect the Iron Sheik. And I didn't do it, because for the God and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon." -Khosrow Vaziri (The Iron Sheik)
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04-20-2005, 08:44 PM
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Hey hey heyy.... at least I'm not smoking M _ _ _'s cocks! 8)
Sayy, you sayin' shemaghs are for Terrorists?
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04-20-2005, 08:50 PM
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Whoa....who is smoking Mael's cock now?
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04-20-2005, 08:53 PM
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Cocks, sir... cocks. :roll:
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04-20-2005, 08:54 PM
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Not Mael's cock, Al. His cocks. :lol:
edit: simultaneous post
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"[Brian Blair] was a punk. I can break his fucking back - break his back and make him humble and then fuck his ass ... Suplex him, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass - make him humble. Teach him to respect the Iron Sheik. And I didn't do it, because for the God and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon." -Khosrow Vaziri (The Iron Sheik)
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04-21-2005, 06:22 AM
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Binkie - the fact you DIDN'T get the 420/joint reference, and immediately thought I was trying to link bush to hitler with that comment tells me 3 things:
1. You need to get out more
2. You need to take a feckin bong hit
3. You seriously need to get some cock.
Chiiiilll. Put on some Kottonmouth Kings, sit back, and light that shit y0!
But seriously go get laid, I think it will be good for all of us! 
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04-21-2005, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Just have sex and everything will be ok.
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amen.
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04-21-2005, 09:22 AM
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I've never seen a guy with more than one cock.
I want pix!
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04-21-2005, 10:24 AM
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How's that one song go? "Don't worry... have sex." :lol:
But yeah, I'll leave you to your own devices, Sternn. Taking cock is your thing, not mine. By the way, send me a PM sometime when you're going to be stateside again, cause I can probably hook you up with some guys on the east coast. Most of 'em are into the bisexual boys that dress up in leather and bondage kinda stuff, so they'd definently be into your little outfits. Just let me know.
:wink:
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"[Brian Blair] was a punk. I can break his fucking back - break his back and make him humble and then fuck his ass ... Suplex him, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass - make him humble. Teach him to respect the Iron Sheik. And I didn't do it, because for the God and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon." -Khosrow Vaziri (The Iron Sheik)
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04-21-2005, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Yes, ladies, it's true-- a good bout in the sack will cure ALL YOUR (perceived) PROBLEMS!!!
Gay? A good fuck from a good guy'll cure you.
Bitter? You're just sex deprived!
Sad? You think you're not loved, but sex cures that because sex=love!
Bitchy? Well, that's not really a sex problem... you just must be on your period.
Sick? You didn't keep healthy-- you should work out by having sex!
So you see, Binks, life makes sense: Just have sex and everything will be ok.
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So true, so true..
Sniffle..
I say all the ladies here should just invest in a lovely dildo, with plenty of batteries and leave the uhh *cough* men/man *cough* here to do what they/he/it do best..
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04-21-2005, 01:52 PM
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hey! let's hook that guy up with this chic.
she must give amazing head.
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04-21-2005, 02:03 PM
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Uhh E_E?
If that is a woman, than these three are REAL men..
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04-22-2005, 07:12 AM
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Shes from Brazil an in the Guinness book of records. They feature her in the parade and many of the pubs in Rio every year during Carnivale. We saw her last year we went.
Second, I'm a pitcher not a catcher, but hey - if you know any cute guys/girls who are into it, HOOK ME UP! 
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04-28-2005, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Binkie
Not Mael's cock, Al. His cocks. :lol:
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Er.... ...I only got one. Granted, it's fully equiped and trained like an army, but an army of one nonetheless (amunition bags don't count as they are sensitive, not sentient). 
I also think sex improves any situation...
And Binkie's a "vegetarian" :cry: ! Damn me for e-mailing those pics :oops: . What a waste... :P
But... ...I'm a lesbian, you know? :wink:
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05-04-2005, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
I've never seen a guy with more than one cock.
I want pix!
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i've seen pix of such..
most frightful.. :shock:
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