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Old 09-14-2011, 03:10 PM   #26
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My A&P teacher is a hot redhead, too. Her ass gives me a lady boner.
Those sounds way more convenient than man boners. There's gotta be less awkward rearranging going on.
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Old 09-14-2011, 03:20 PM   #27
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Hey welcome back dude, long time no see !!!.

How is your music coming along ?
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Old 09-14-2011, 07:02 PM   #28
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Those sounds way more convenient than man boners. There's gotta be less awkward rearranging going on.
Yeah, but the aspect of being generally flustered and tongue-tied is still there.
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Old 09-15-2011, 04:28 AM   #29
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Also lady boners can result in visibly aroused nipples, which can be rather awkward (although they do still tend to be much better received than boners).
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Old 09-15-2011, 06:37 AM   #30
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Also, aroused female nipples can contribute to inducing other boners ... male boners, not so much.

Yes, that's a broad generalization based on my own subjective observations.

(I was inclined to post a couple lines of pun-ery using the words rigid and stiff, but thought better of it.)
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:43 AM   #31
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Hey welcome back dude, long time no see !!!.

How is your music coming along ?
Hey, good to see you too man!! How's life treating you?

Music's going good, I'm off to Uni in a few weeks so hopefully going to set up a couple of things whilst I'm there
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:44 AM   #32
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Also, aroused female nipples can contribute to inducing other boners ... male boners, not so much.

Yes, that's a broad generalization based on my own subjective observations.
Clearly, you've never been in Congress.
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:47 AM   #33
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Also, aroused female nipples can contribute to inducing other boners ... male boners, not so much.

Yes, that's a broad generalization based on my own subjective observations.

(I was inclined to post a couple lines of pun-ery using the words rigid and stiff, but thought better of it.)
Good you see you're still making this place the repository for your innuendos!
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