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03-11-2005, 10:10 AM
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#776
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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The one that's purple, but wrapped in a blue wrapper. I also enjoy orange a whole lot, but it's amost tooooooooo perfect. It's just so good. I miss it when it's not in my mouth, so I don't eat them often.
What's the largest # of absences you've had in one school year/work year?
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03-11-2005, 10:26 AM
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#777
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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35? 40? Somewhere around that.
How long before I get in serious trouble for missing class and not doing my homework?
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03-11-2005, 10:30 AM
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#778
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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For some strange reason, it's just never going to happen.
How many cousins do you have?
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03-11-2005, 10:38 AM
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#779
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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I got eleven cousins.
How long is the night?
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03-11-2005, 12:41 PM
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#780
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Too long, when I'm lonely. Not long enough when I'm with friends.
How do you do?
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03-11-2005, 01:01 PM
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#781
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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I just do, beetch!
Do you thumb your nose at me?
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03-11-2005, 01:37 PM
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#782
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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I don't normally thumb my nose at anyone.
Should I?
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03-11-2005, 01:40 PM
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#783
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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No.
Does it cost a lot to wax one's legs? At home?
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03-11-2005, 09:00 PM
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#784
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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couldn't tell ya, but if you're gonna try it - take pictures.
if you were eating pizza and started to choke, leaned over and felt pressure in your throat moments before thousands of maggots erupted from between your lips - what sorts of thoughts would go through your mind?
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03-11-2005, 09:24 PM
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#785
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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EEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Do you like my new avatar? Al made it ^_^
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03-11-2005, 09:31 PM
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#786
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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... what alvatar?
(that's my answer and my question)
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03-11-2005, 09:40 PM
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#787
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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Grr It won't work!
What would you do if I crawled out of your moniter and told you I was hungry?
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03-11-2005, 09:49 PM
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#788
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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Freak the hell out... then maybe uh... lead you to the fridge which is usually empty.. o_O
You're in a dark alley, when all of the sudden someone jumps out of a garbage bin.. and it's Elvis Presly. What would you do?
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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03-11-2005, 09:54 PM
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#789
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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Holy shit! Can I have your autograph?! And then I'd steal him and make millions! :twisted:
What was the last drug you did?
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03-11-2005, 09:57 PM
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#790
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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pot. boring, i know - but it was fun and i laughed until i choked.
if you woke up one morning and found yourself nailed to the ground, face down, arms above your head and fingers splayed, fully nude and someone with a sledge hammer was walking toward you whistling 'the sun will come out tomorrow', all the while staring at you - what would you do?
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03-11-2005, 10:04 PM
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#791
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 63
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EeK! :shock: Wake up and say "That was the freakiest dream I've had in a long time!"
(Pot's not boring! >_< *giggle, giggle, giggle!!*
Do you think I'll actually have a St. Valentine's day date next year?
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03-11-2005, 10:07 PM
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#792
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 517
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edible_eye
pot. boring, i know - but it was fun and i laughed until i choked.
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i totally just did this. the choking. awesome
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03-11-2005, 10:22 PM
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#793
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Granny-like_the_apple
Quote:
Originally Posted by edible_eye
pot. boring, i know - but it was fun and i laughed until i choked.
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i totally just did this. the choking. awesome
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there's no answer here. and there's no question. when i choked, it made my eyes fill with tears and i had to smack my lips three or four times to be sure i wasn't gonna puke. it was awesome cuz when i looked at my brother, we started laughing all over again. you know that sound - the one that's not a laugh, not an exhale, not a puke, not a gag but somehow a combination of all 4? that's what i did.
if someone replaced your favorite cereal with a box of razor blades and forced you to eat a bowl after putting milk on them, what do you think would happen?
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03-11-2005, 10:37 PM
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#794
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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I think I would die. What did *you* think would happen, ee? Lol. No that's no my question.
Will it ever stop being snowy and cold?
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03-11-2005, 10:39 PM
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#795
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Yes. Really! I promise!
When do you think the world will end?
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03-11-2005, 10:47 PM
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#796
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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The day my best friend dies.
What's the best way to commit suicide?
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03-12-2005, 10:19 AM
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#797
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama
Posts: 614
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carbon monoxide... you get sleepy.. then you just go...
what would you do it the man/woman of your dreams neglected to tell you they were gay *they're dating you and proclaiming their undying love for you all while banging someone of the same sex and you catch them red assed at it... ?
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03-12-2005, 10:50 AM
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#798
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 411
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Kick his ass for lying to me, divorce him, and send him on his way. (yes, it happened to me)
Why does sex sell?
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03-12-2005, 11:01 AM
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#799
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Because it's hot.
When's the last time you spent the day completely by yourself?
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03-12-2005, 11:08 AM
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#800
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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This one got skipped.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetDarkThea
Do you think I'll actually have a St. Valentine's day date next year?
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Yes, I totally think you will have a Valentine's date next year, and I know he is looking forward to it as much as you are. Plus there is only one other guy who would be cooler to take out on VD-Day, and he's already spoken for by me.
:oops:
For Tea,
The day after Al took me to the ER this week.
Meh!
Where is the most unusual place you have ever masturbated?
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