The Arena - Page 4

nuksaa · 06-01-2006, 06:49 AM

Sanctus: I told you before, enough with your fantasies of me wearing your underwear and shoes. I am just not going to do it. I am glad to hear you have your own 'milk bar'. You must give the men in the breadline real hope. And, since you are still alive, there will never be a lack of a willing receptacle; just a lack of me being interested in the receptacle. I am sure my show will be in the same time slot as your food network program. What was the episode this week? "Creative condiments" or "How to make a Sanctus Sandwich" - Definitely a new definition of how a 'Philly Cheese Steak' is made.

Crom: You bring false accusation against Sanctus. Sanctus can do more than one thing at a time. Just last week they were Larry and Darryl.

Godslayer J: It is so brought.

Eccentric Cellist: Stop launching foreign objects out of your bunghole.

Emoflame: We are so happy you are strong enough to crush an ant. Let's throw some confetti and play pin the tail on the donkey. Maybe next week you will be able to pull the wings off a fly. Hint: When we speak of flaming someone, it means to attempt to insult or put one in their place. It does not mean to speak of the lust burning in your heart for Wolfmoon. Wrong type of heat.

Kinflame · 06-01-2006, 03:08 PM

I thought a flame had to have some actual relevance to someone in order to be any good, and as I'm pretty much the furthest thing from emo, confusion.

Nuksaa, good to see someone with such a creative title applying their superior intelligence to a flame thread. It must be the first time I've seen such a wittty insult as 'yo mamma'. How do you do it? You know, when everyone else does it it's just lame and repetitive, but when you do it, man. Comic genius. Just like the word 'fag'. Congratulations, you are now my comedic HERO. Also, insulting another subculture such as emo for cheap kicks was really impressive. Gold man, just gold.

Sanctus Dei · 06-01-2006, 11:03 PM

Wow...Nuksaa, that entire retort actually bored me to the point of yawning. Could you find something else to 'attack'?? Your running the Krovy path of repeat razz and it's a tad disappointing.

I'm gonna go find something interesting to read, thanks anyway..

Sanctus Dei · 06-03-2006, 01:22 AM

I love you Geisha.

What the fuck is up your monkey ass bitch? I outta knock you two fold in ta the next thread! You steal your sexy self away from us for these extended periods of time and think you can just waltz in like no time has passed? Hella fuckin' presumptuous of you...

WolfMoon · 06-05-2006, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TStone

Wolfy, you’re just depressed and empathize with my erectile dysfunction, and are attempting to shock it into submitting to your will.

It’s ok, I know you want to rummage through my junk, but you’re insatiable, and no man is THAT excitable.

*deep penetrating hugs*

Hey now! I think you might have just moved me!

Okay, I can't 'flame' you anymore, Tom.

Can I hump your leg instead?

WolfMoon · 06-05-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Presumptuous, but right.

Don't get in my ass, child. I've only got enough room in there for my boyfriends dick and your scrawny little fingers just don't please me. How's about I just stick it up yours? Actually, nix that. I'd hate to get splinters in my favorite Kong Dong Dildo from all those sticks you have shoved up there.

Bullshit! She'd easily fit in an ass with the capacity of yours. Didn't we used to call it something......Oh yeah, the BatCave!

Love ya, girlie!

BADSEED · 06-05-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Draconysius

This should DEFINITELY be stickied.

Thank goodness that twat BADSEED hasn't been here for awhile (lest I'm mistaken). Immature, egomaniacal, shit-brained, ignorant, and generally twatty. Ahh, curse words; the tools of the intellectually deviant.

Np: Classix Nouveaux-Is It a Dream

Hey Draconysius, see I know you love me, you just can't stop thinking about me. You must have missed me horribly.

Somehow I knew my name was going to come up.
Love to hate me!

nuksaa · 06-05-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

Wow...Nuksaa, that entire retort actually bored me to the point of yawning. Could you find something else to 'attack'?? Your running the Krovy path of repeat razz and it's a tad disappointing.

I'm gonna go find something interesting to read, thanks anyway..

You should really light a candle or use that potpourri aerosol spray after unleashing such flatulence. A lot of stink but no real substance to stick to anything but your own underwear, should you be wearing any today. Bring something worthwhile to the table and I shall return to you.

nuksaa · 06-05-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kinflame

Nuksaa, good to see someone with such a creative title applying their superior intelligence to a flame thread. It must be the first time I've seen such a wittty insult as 'yo mamma'. How do you do it? You know, when everyone else does it it's just lame and repetitive, but when you do it, man. Comic genius. Just like the word 'fag'. Congratulations, you are now my comedic HERO. Also, insulting another subculture such as emo for cheap kicks was really impressive. Gold man, just gold.

I almost overlooked this post. It is akin to stepping on a grain of sand.

You need to take your eyes off the gold and try something more basic and closer to your speed. Try rubbing flint and steel over some dry kindling. Added to your blowing, you will be able to create real fire.

Sanctus Dei · 06-06-2006, 04:35 AM

O W N 3 D!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

P W N 3 D ??? *hee-hee*

WolfMoon · 06-06-2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Still a lot smaller then the wide valley you currently call your pussy.

I admit defeat....*hangs head*

I can't come up with any other retort than 'Yo Momma', right now.

Crom Crauch · 06-06-2006, 09:08 PM

Gods, but these petty excuses for retorts make me wanna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you all to death. Bad enough to see these so-called masters attempt to ply their "trade" (which I suspect is actually whoring). And, as if that weren't enough... just a your momma from WolfMoon? Pathetic. Simply pathetic. If I were to be hit with such an insult, why, I'd say "That ain't what mah boyfriend feels" However, since I'm a guy, that doesn't really affect me, now does it?

Godslayer Jillian · 06-06-2006, 09:12 PM

How come no one flamed me?

Crom Crauch · 06-06-2006, 09:15 PM

Simply because, Jillian, that you aren't worth the breath to insult you with.

Godslayer Jillian · 06-07-2006, 01:14 PM

That was cool.

WolfMoon · 06-07-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Crom Crauch

Gods, but these petty excuses for retorts make me wanna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you all to death. Bad enough to see these so-called masters attempt to ply their "trade" (which I suspect is actually whoring). And, as if that weren't enough... just a your momma from WolfMoon? Pathetic. Simply pathetic. If I were to be hit with such an insult, why, I'd say "That ain't what mah boyfriend feels" However, since I'm a guy, that doesn't really affect me, now does it?

Of course you can't say that, you're boyfriend's with me.

WolfMoon · 06-07-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Don't worry, Wolfie. I'd still hit it!

You and what army?

WolfMoon · 06-07-2006, 03:39 PM

Drop and give me 20!

Haunted House · 06-07-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Drop and give me 20!

Psh. You can't tell me what to do!

WolfMoon · 06-07-2006, 03:51 PM

Geisha, it's tree-fiddy! Not that I'm easy to get off, but anyone lucky enough to get so much time in the Hole O' Glory should at least pay for the privilege.

Haunted, respect your Elders! Damned whippersnappers always dissin' us ol' folks. Lucky I don't have my cane, sunny.

WolfMoon · 06-07-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TStone

Whew, we're talking strokes then. I can do that standing on me head :}

'Me' head? What are we talking 'caveman' now? How 'bout a lil grunting to get me in the mood?

Haunted House · 06-07-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Geisha, it's tree-fiddy! Not that I'm easy to get off, but anyone lucky enough to get so much time in the Hole O' Glory should at least pay for the privilege.

Haunted, respect your Elders! Damned whippersnappers always dissin' us ol' folks. Lucky I don't have my cane, sunny.

Hahaha. Wolfie is old and uncapable of doing things younger people can do with ease! Go get a job as a greeter at Wal-Mart, ya loser! Either that or die of neglect and heat stroke in your returement home because your care-takers are sick of your random jabberings about the old days.

WolfMoon · 06-07-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Haunted House

Hahaha. Wolfie is old and uncapable of doing things younger people can do with ease! Go get a job as a greeter at Wal-Mart, ya loser! Either that or die of neglect and heat stroke in your returement home because your care-takers are sick of your random jabberings about the old days.

Was that an insult? I didn't feel anything.

Besides, at least I'm not so olde that I've forgotten how to type.

WolfMoon · 06-07-2006, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Let me ask you something. How do you keep the people from falling in and being lost forever in the black pit of your puswah? Do you have a safety harness for them that's attached to a reinforced wall?

Your boyfriend told me that my black hole is tighter than yours.

Haunted House · 06-07-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Was that an insult? I didn't feel anything.

How about this.

Heres to Wolfie, whose the best... at being a big jerk whose stupid. Take that!

Wow, Im no good at this.