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07-01-2007, 10:31 AM
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#676
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 38
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Because happy Tree Friends made it so.
Why Happy Tree Friends, not something like Happy Jungle Friends or, Happy Apricot Bush Friends?
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07-01-2007, 03:13 PM
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#677
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The drizzling state of Denial
Posts: 263
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Those are in the works.
Why can't Foamy, Retarded Animal Babies, and Happy Tree Friends do a massive collaboration?
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Being yourself is like taking a shower; if you don't do it too often, you'll start to stink. Like, really bad. Gasmask school-evacuation-for-anthax bad.
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07-01-2007, 04:11 PM
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#678
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because that would cost too much money (and cause too many ego clashes).
Why do I have to get up early tomorrow?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-01-2007, 04:18 PM
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#679
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 459
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Originally Posted by Aaroneet
Why do I have to get up early tomorrow?
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Because the early bird catches worms... and you have had a strange rectal itch lately.
What can my country do for me? Oh, wait... that isn't it..
What can I do for my country??
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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07-01-2007, 05:14 PM
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#680
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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You can simply do for yourself, so as to make an economic contribution.
Should I be anxious about starting my new job tomorrow?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-01-2007, 10:07 PM
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#681
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Not really, unless the job interests you.
Why does my stomach hurt?
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07-01-2007, 10:13 PM
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#682
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
Posts: 319
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cuz of the bad chicken
why is my nephew such a perv
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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07-02-2007, 02:22 AM
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#683
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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Because he got it from you 
Why can't i find a job?
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07-02-2007, 07:32 AM
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#684
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The drizzling state of Denial
Posts: 263
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Because you're not blackmailing the right people. I can hook ya up.
Why does my niece like to steal my skateboard and do things to it?
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Being yourself is like taking a shower; if you don't do it too often, you'll start to stink. Like, really bad. Gasmask school-evacuation-for-anthax bad.
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07-02-2007, 10:12 AM
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#685
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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Because she is trying to curse it, but you are not giving her enough time.
Why can't I go on a vacation that is not interrupted by my family affairs?
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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07-02-2007, 01:16 PM
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#686
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because your family likes to go to family affairs, since they want family unity.
Why is it hard to admit when you are wrong?
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07-02-2007, 01:34 PM
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#687
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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Because I'm always right. :P
Why is sunscreen ALWAYS greasy, even when the bottle says non-greasy/non-oily? GRR!!!
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07-02-2007, 01:52 PM
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#688
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Inside my clothing?
Posts: 48
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It's the evil sunscreen conspiracy, the executives laugh all the way to the bank over your despair that the sunscreen is really greasy, those greedy tricksters.
Why do stores raise the price of one item that is called "marine grade" or something like that, when the exact same product, that is not "marine grade" cost less?
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07-02-2007, 03:50 PM
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#689
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because the world revolves around the all mighty dollar.
Why did I suddenly get anxious?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-02-2007, 06:23 PM
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#690
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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Because the grass is talking about you
Why does time seem to drag out today?
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07-02-2007, 06:57 PM
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#691
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Because you're not having enough fun!
Why can't I have enough cowbell?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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07-02-2007, 07:14 PM
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#692
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Flushing, NY
Posts: 3,206
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Because you're a cowbell addict, and, frankly, you need an intervention
Why did I just publish a new book out of impulse?
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"Live for today, but know that tomorrow always comes- even if not for you."-MollyMac
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07-02-2007, 08:04 PM
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#693
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 96
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Because your instincts told it it would be great.
Why do my black silk socks like running away with my lace gloves?
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07-02-2007, 09:00 PM
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#694
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Because they are secretly dating each other.
Why am I still sick as a dog?
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07-02-2007, 09:07 PM
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#695
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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Because you ate an evil hamburger
Why can't i get pesto out from between my teeth??
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07-02-2007, 09:18 PM
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#696
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In a magical cupcake world.
Posts: 878
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Because pesto is EVIL. It wants to stick to you so it can infiltrate your brain and take over your body.
Why am I being forced to socialize? I don't want to!
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07-03-2007, 01:07 AM
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#697
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 38
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Because mama said so.
Why am I using linux instead of windows?
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07-03-2007, 01:17 AM
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#698
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Because you apparently haven't seen the greatness of a BSD system yet.  (but got to hand it to you, the less Windows, the more joy.)
...why am I, yet again, so very, very bored?
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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07-03-2007, 01:22 AM
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#699
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Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 38
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Because you're answering idiotic questions off G-net. (What's a BSD system?)
Why won't the Nvidia Driver install itself?
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07-03-2007, 03:32 AM
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#700
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Because it doesn't like you.
Why can't macs make good gaming pcs? That's why I love my windows. 
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