Martian Law?

[Sir. Helpmann]

Sounds more to me like 'people' from Venus actually... "tit power y'all"...

Girls.

[Eclipsing the Son]

The first rule of Martian law is putting up decorative curtains.

[XXChristabelXX]

gynephobists unite! you guys don't like tits, eh?

[Eclipsing the Son]

They do not fill the deeper longings of our hunger for entertainment as much as the virginsn who continue to post them, no. Maybe we're just a bit older and jaded from having plenty of women at our disposal. Maybe not.

Even so, for the sake of argument, what if we didn't? What would you draw from that?

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by XXChristabelXX

gynephobists unite! you guys don't like tits, eh?

To be honest, I'm more of a leg man. But that's besides the point.

The point is that it wouldn't be called Martian Law, it would be called Venusian Law if anything.

Mars is the God of War, Venus the Goddess of Love... it just makes more sense.

I think this really demonstrates is the poor education and intellectual redundancy of the trio of twats who try, in vain, to derail threads with this moribund method. Like a collective of vigilante ameteurs, defending the rights of the most worthless users in Gnet's history, they seek merely to forge for themselves some small internet achievement that they can wear as a badge of honor for their peers to look at. Then they can stand tall amongst their fellow members, lofty and conceited in the knowledge that they did something "worthwhile". If anyone is honest, none us bothers to click the links - people would far rather skip past the spam and get to the actual posts and resume the thread.

It's what's been happening, and continues to happen to this day. In fact I would go so far as to say that "Maritan Law" is a blessing rather than a blemish, since it bumps up our threads and reminds us to continue the struggle.

I would also like to point out that the images posted are all breasts covered up, which in itself should be telling you that we're dealing with prudish mediocrities.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann

The point is that it wouldn't be called Martian Law, it would be called Venusian Law if anything.

Mars is the God of War, Venus the Goddess of Love... it just makes more sense.

Venus didn't show her breasts, she was modest and even while nude she kept them covered with either her hair or her hands and arms, and was a protector against vices such as lust so really it wouldn't make any sense for it to be Venusian Law.

Mars on the other hand, in addition to being the god of war, was a fertility god and the oldest symbols of fertility are penises and breasts so it would make perfect sense to call it Martian law.

Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann

I would also like to point out that the images posted are all breasts covered up, which in itself should be telling you that we're dealing with prudish mediocrities.

Oddly enough some people would rather not risk getting banned when they are joking around.

[Eclipsing the Son]

It's nerd humor. I've never seen a man of Desdenan's age use the word 'bewbage' before. It isn't a matter of "DO YOU LIK BOOBS!" as much as its a matter of "What kind of person thinks that this sort of tactic is effective original or cool". The guy seethes of not just internet troll but pedophile. It seems all he does is crack bad jokes and team up in conversations on here with girls half his age.

Claiming to be an actor and a writer and presenting no material. With "groupies"(so he claims) no less. The last time I checked, theatre work does not attract the "groupie" mentality.

It's creepy. He reminds me of the kind of garbage you meet in the worse off areas of Hollywood. Liars and con artists that are just trying to score with teenage girls.

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by Solumina

Mars on the other hand, in addition to being the god of war, was a fertility god and the oldest symbols of fertility are penises and breasts so it would make perfect sense to call it Martian law.

Go back to school.

Priapus is the God of Fertility.

Fail.

[Eclipsing the Son]

Also. Venus covered her breasts and every picture involves covered breasts.

How does it not fit perfectly?

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann

Go back to school.

Priapus is the God of Fertility.

Fail.

You mean Mutinus Mutunus? Remember that the Greek and Roman gods are not wholly interchangeable and Priapus was Greek. Neither was a major deity and there were multiple other fertility gods, including Mars but not his Greek counterpart Ares.

Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son

Also. Venus covered her breasts and every picture involves covered breasts.

How does it not fit perfectly?

Venus covered her breasts for the sake of modesty, the breasts that were pictured are covered simply to avoid being censored and are highly accentuated (and loads have been surgically enhanced to attract even more attention).

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by Solumina

You mean Mutinus Mutunus? Remember that the Greek and Roman gods are not wholly interchangeable and Priapus was Greek. Neither was a major deity and there were multiple other fertility gods, including Mars but not his Greek counterpart Ares.

If you knew this already, you wouldn't have claimed that Mars was the God of Fertility.

An obvious trick on my behalf, which any schoolboy would have noticed (provided your school wasn't free).

So clearly you're part of a wikipedia/google generation, and your understanding is of no more of value than mere dirt and dung.

[Bat Attack]

Yer I noticed that too.

[HellforgedX]

Hmm... it's almost as if they're standing on a wooden crate in the middle of a deep pit full of feces. The rats hear, but do they really listen? Too much rubber, not enough glue.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann

If you knew this already, you wouldn't have claimed that Mars was the God of Fertility.

An obvious trick on my behalf, which any schoolboy would have noticed (provided your school wasn't free).

So clearly you're part of a wikipedia/google generation, and your understanding is of no more of value than mere dirt and dung.

I never claimed that Mars was THE god of fertility but that he was A god of fertility, I fail to see how this point has been contradicted.

[Eclipsing the Son]

Mars is not a God of fertility.

[Solumina]

...yeah he is

[Eclipsing the Son]

No. He isn't. You're getting your god's twisted. There is an Egyptian war god who is also a fertility god and I think that's how you're getting confused. Though I am not going to wiki his name the way you have because that's not how educated people do things. Mars, the Greek God, was not a fertility god. Sorry.

[Solumina]

Mars wasn't a Greek god, he was Roman and while most people know him as the god of war he had a few other jobs, one of which was fertility.

Ares, the Greek god of war was not a fertility god.

[Eclipsing the Son]

Hmm. Did I get my Roman and Greek mixed up? I'm going to dig into my encyclopedia. Hold on.

[Eclipsing the Son]

Damn. You are right on this one.

Still, the guys posting tits are bunch and wankers and nerds.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son

Damn. You are right on this one.

told you so

Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son

Still, the guys posting tits are bunch and wankers and nerds.

True, I just felt the urge to set Helpy straight about the gods

[Sir. Helpmann]

Originally Posted by Solumina

told you so


True, I just felt the urge to set Helpy straight about the gods

I will not concede defeat to one so stupid.

You win nothing.

[Necrophagist]

Helpy has now been officially pronounce: Faggoth of The Century!

[Albert Mond]

Originally Posted by Necrophagist

Helpy has now been officially pronounce: Faggoth of The Century!

And this is news?

[Despanan]

It's "Martian Law" because it sounds like "Martial Law" you idiots.

This thread is also about Kontan's birthday.