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06-09-2011, 06:49 AM
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#5876
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Jack, dude, if I'd read about your lack of meat a day or so ago, I would have brought you some (my brother is a butcher, it's cheap as fuck for me to buy). Assuming you're still in Sheffield that is.
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06-09-2011, 07:44 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Originally Posted by Alan
It's a headline that there were no executions today over here.
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ALAN! This is NOT interesting! You are not an engaging person! Your ideas suck and no one cares about the stupid war-zone you live in deciding not to kill anybody for a while!
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
My rant. Mr Bat and I had a major blow yesterday. it was massive. The kind that breaks a relationship.
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OH MY GOD! THAT IS SO IMPORTANT! see Alan? SEE? this is what you need to be talking about. No one gives a crap that you and your friends have a breif reprieve from being beheaded at the hands of a crime syndicate. FRUITBAT'S MARRIAGE IS FAILING! THEY ARGUED OVER THEIR FEELINGS AFTER THEY DISAGREED ABOUT PIZZA TOPPINGS.
Get with the program Alan. PRIORITIES man, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
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06-09-2011, 10:11 AM
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#5878
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
Jack, dude, if I'd read about your lack of meat a day or so ago, I would have brought you some (my brother is a butcher, it's cheap as fuck for me to buy). Assuming you're still in Sheffield that is.
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Cheers. . It's all good though. My mate chadders gave me three kilos of beef because he's going veggie.
Cheers though, I really appreciate it.
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06-09-2011, 11:56 AM
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#5879
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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So, I googled 'nun tits' today and came up mostly with faces. I r disappoint!
Stupid tit-faced nuns!
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06-09-2011, 06:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ha! You know you have to turn Safe Search off, right?
Also, search for it in quotes.
Er ... oh, I get it ... tit-faced! Ah ... well, LOL then!
(I wonder if a nun would rather be tit-faced or shit-faced?)
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06-10-2011, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Oh my god, I just like so totally forgot that I'm like having this super amazing party and I've only invited pretty people, because I don't want any ugly people to come, because you know like, fat ugly people, they just can't communicate at all.. I mean that's just so totally ewww...
I'm pretty sure that ugly is contagious, just like poverty is... like totally...
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06-10-2011, 09:03 AM
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#5882
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I suddenly miss uni.
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06-10-2011, 09:38 AM
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#5883
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
I suddenly miss uni.
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As in Unimatrix or University?
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06-10-2011, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse
Another mate of mine wants to bring a different bimbo girl to party this time.
I wish with all my fucking power that my guys could pick more interesting, smart, good-looking girls to get with and ask to party, because these ones are just not working for anyone.
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I would, but alas, I'm in the hospital until the end of the month!
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06-10-2011, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 416
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Oh my god, I just like so totally forgot that I'm like having this super amazing party and I've only invited pretty people, because I don't want any ugly people to come, because you know like, fat ugly people, they just can't communicate at all.. I mean that's just so totally ewww...
I'm pretty sure that ugly is contagious, just like poverty is... like totally...
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It's not that they're ugly, it's that they are uninteresting, don't drink, have nothing in common with any of the rest of us, and act like they're in middle school.
I'll drink with almost anyone as long as they don't bore the fuck out of me and can act like an adult.
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06-10-2011, 04:27 PM
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#5886
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Oh my god, I just like so totally forgot that I'm like having this super amazing party and I've only invited pretty people, because I don't want any ugly people to come, because you know like, fat ugly people, they just can't communicate at all.. I mean that's just so totally ewww...
I'm pretty sure that ugly is contagious, just like poverty is... like totally...
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Another party I'm not invited to. When will people like us fat, ugly girls?
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06-10-2011, 04:37 PM
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#5887
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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If my sister says one more time "That's just your opinion" to dismiss anything I say I'm going to scream.
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06-10-2011, 04:57 PM
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#5888
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
If my sister says one more time "That's just your opinion" to dismiss anything I say I'm going to scream.
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My husband says that shit all the time to invalidate what I'm saying.
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06-10-2011, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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But as soon as you do something he doesn't like, its not just an opinion, right?
I'm not even upset about what we were arguing about, I just hate such a cheap cop out.
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06-10-2011, 05:39 PM
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#5890
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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I hate lecherous bitches.
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06-10-2011, 07:56 PM
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#5891
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Originally Posted by Versus
I hate lecherous bitches.
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Awww....
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But as soon as you do something he doesn't like, its not just an opinion, right?
I'm not even upset about what we were arguing about, I just hate such a cheap cop out.
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Are you kidding? He takes it as a personal offense, for some reason. Mostly we fight about religion because he imagines that I'm going to say something offensive even before I've said anything. Not that he's been inside a church for the past decade or so...
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06-10-2011, 08:04 PM
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#5892
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Lol unimatrix.
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06-11-2011, 05:53 AM
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#5893
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
But as soon as you do something he doesn't like, its not just an opinion, right?
I'm not even upset about what we were arguing about, I just hate such a cheap cop out.
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Spike her with ecstasy and laxatives. Hilarity ensues.
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06-11-2011, 04:48 PM
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#5894
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Renatus
Any word on Vin yet?
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Hey dude, thanks for the concern I'm good and well. We had some pretty bad weather but nothing like alabama and oklahoma. There were a few black outs and such but everything has been A-Ok.
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06-11-2011, 07:13 PM
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#5895
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
Another party I'm not invited to. When will people like us fat, ugly girls?
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Darlin' I'd invite only interesting people and you'd be at the top of the list. I'm not shallow - I like people who like to have fun.
And yeah I've been thinking about that whole concept in society.
I think the list of priorities goes something like this:
(this list is completely voided if you are rich/famous because regardless of it people will still shag you or pretend to find you interesting if you are loaded or famous or people can get something from you)
Thin Pretty people
Fat Pretty people
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(go down 20,000 miles)
Ugly people.
Fat Ugly People
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Despanananananananana
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06-12-2011, 09:38 AM
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#5896
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Darlin' I'd invite only interesting people and you'd be at the top of the list. I'm not shallow - I like people who like to have fun.
And yeah I've been thinking about that whole concept in society.
I think the list of priorities goes something like this:
(this list is completely voided if you are rich/famous because regardless of it people will still shag you or pretend to find you interesting if you are loaded or famous or people can get something from you)
Thin Pretty people
Fat Pretty people
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(go down 20,000 miles)
Ugly people.
Fat Ugly People
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Despanananananananana
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IDK, Despie's kinda cute he should be closer to the top. Wait, am I being shallow?
I'm not that interesting, really, but I'd take your invite!
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06-12-2011, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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I may actually start using the i-Pod I've hade for several years soon. It just sits around the house. Seems like one thing is taken care of and the thing is too confusing to operate; however, I guess everyone has an i-Pod so it should be fantasic!
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06-12-2011, 01:24 PM
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#5898
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Get a smartphone!
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06-12-2011, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I need to pee, and someones been in the bathroom for a LOOONGGG TIMMEEE >.<
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06-12-2011, 09:11 PM
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#5900
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CarrionCorpse
It's not that they're ugly, it's that they are uninteresting, don't drink, have nothing in common with any of the rest of us, and act like they're in middle school.
I'll drink with almost anyone as long as they don't bore the fuck out of me and can act like an adult.
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Ah see, I'd never get invited to your party.. I don't drink.
Graus, I'm planning on gene splitting Despaanana with a bannananana - I figure the world needs Desps who are resistant to banana's...
^Plus this backs up Carrion's post about me not being an adult.
Versus - I've heard Saya is lecturuerious? (sorry my spelling is bad)
I came to rant about Ipod shuffles.. I hate Apple, although I do like granny smiths, and pink lady's.
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