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Old 05-10-2007, 09:10 PM   #1
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Someone help me understand why this exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GoCvuB8Ow

I really have no idea and I have nothing more to say on the matter.
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Old 05-10-2007, 09:32 PM   #2
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This is exactly the reason why I HATE the American movie industry.

I haven’t gone into my movie diatribe yet but this movie has everything that all typical Hollywood movies got. Let’s go through the checklist.

1. Licensed book, story, etc. (Check)
2. Skim plot line (Check)
3. Crappy love diversion in the story that nobody cares about (Check)
4. Cheap CG animations (Double Check)
5. A movie that appeals to the 16~40 age demographic (Check)
6. A gratuitous action sequence which appeals to the 16~40 demographic (Double check)
7. Predictable ending (Check)

And the list goes on and on. I miss great movie making where the movie script was completely original and the special effects were halfway decent. What ever happened to great movie making in this country?
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:18 PM   #3
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OMG the cast is horrible. They should be Japanese =(
It's strange seeing Shinji as E. Wood.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:26 PM   #4
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Hahah. So is this Spiderman or the Matrix I'm watching?
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:45 AM   #5
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Holy shit, I'm trying to figure that one out myself, Clocky.
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:48 AM   #6
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Holy shit, it is totally fake. LoL!! Wow, I was convinced for a second, but if you watch closely there are shots of The Matrix and X-Men in there. You can clearly see Magneto.
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:55 AM   #7
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But I think this is supposed to be legit. 0_0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB89-...elated&search=
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Old 05-11-2007, 10:19 AM   #8
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Haha I'm such a dork, I was fooled. But then again I had just woken up. =p
If that Zelda one is real, I wanna see it!!
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Old 05-11-2007, 02:31 PM   #9
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God what is that, dude? HAY?? Goth Forever
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:39 PM   #10
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That Zelda one is fake. There are no Zelda movies being made, would be cool to see one though. =p
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Old 05-12-2007, 07:41 AM   #11
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That Zelda one is fake. There are no Zelda movies being made, would be cool to see one though. =p
http://www.legendofzeldaseries.com/m...=fanmovie.html
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:10 AM   #12
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I'd like to see the Zelda movie, even though it looks like a group of friends with a camcorder.
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Old 05-12-2007, 08:14 AM   #13
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Hmm that might be interesting to see. Looks kind of chessy though =p
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Old 05-12-2007, 12:29 PM   #14
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Heh, it didn't fool me. This is great tho, shows how people keep watching the same things, makes movies look rather boring doesn't it?

And as for the Zelda movie... I don't know how it would look like but I do hope it looks a lot better than the death note movies that are made, with real actors then because if you look at the final fantasy movie (computer made, anime) then that's a great succes.
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Old 05-15-2007, 04:15 PM   #15
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Didn't get me. I recognized the scene from "The Island" in the beginning, and the "X-Men"/"Spider-Man" scenes.
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:06 PM   #16
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It's fanmade, not a real movie trailer. There are also shots from Spiderman in there as well as Matrix and X-Men. The real tip-off however, would have to be the mistake in their spelling of 'strength' ('stregth'). Not even Hollywood is that bad.
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:14 PM   #17
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They did a really good job of splicing together other movies to create this. Although, I could barely tell where some of the sci-fi military stuff had come from. The scenes with explosions and flares and et cetera I do recognize from The Matrix, and one from The Chronicles of Riddick.

It took me about half of it to start wondering why certain elements were so familiar.

That was fun to watch.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:01 AM   #18
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Knowing that that's not a real movie made it a lot more fun to watch. It's like a game, guessing what movies were in there. Some of those scenes looked like video game cut scene's too. Whoever did that was pretty good.
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