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01-11-2006, 10:05 AM
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#4826
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
Posts: 506
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I like her, and who says they're not real?
Though, honestly, I don't get the big breast thing. Breasts are breasts, and I like them all. Pierced or not is my only real preferential distinction, and those who know me know my view on the topic.
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
Last edited by Panther; 01-11-2006 at 10:08 AM.
Reason: typo
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01-11-2006, 10:12 AM
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#4827
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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See, the 'tan' doesn't look like a tan to me. It just looks like she's got a darker skin tone. And I like my women all shades.
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01-11-2006, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
I was at a store calle 'Cindies' recently. I saw a vibe called 'The Shaggin' Dragon', yep shaped like a dragon. It was cute, but 'cute' doesn't really do it for me, lol. My friend bought a really great corset there. I tried it on and wish I had pix, but I'm thinking about going back to buy one for myself, once I gets that income tax back.
THey also had these HUGE penis-shaped lollypops. They were funny, but I don't recomend(sp?) putting sugar in you snatch. Unless you're fond of infections.
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Wolfie ... Cindies? Are you here in Houston?
When I first moved to Houston, my roommate ran an escort service. She and all her girls agreed that the best place in Houston to buy trashy or BDSM lingerie is
Bizarre Times
and the best place in Houston to buy sex toys is
Eros 1207
Lollypops in one's snatch? Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Sugar Pie"! LOL!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-11-2006, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I love women with a dark skintone, as long as it's natural. Not everyone looks good tanned.
Ok, someone derail this thread again, this is starting to look like an actual topic.
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01-11-2006, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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Custard creams. Discuss.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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01-11-2006, 11:02 AM
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#4831
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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I prefer Bavarian Cream, myself.
And yes, Houston is Teh Place to be! I know where Eros is, never heard of Bizarre Times. Bizarre Bazaar, I remember when they set up shop.
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01-11-2006, 11:23 AM
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#4832
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Random topic: Today I applied for a passport.
I did my homework, had the application completed and printed (but not signed as per instructions), the $127 application and expedited service fees for the U.S. State Department plus $30 for the Post Office processing fee, my birth certificate and drivers license, as well as two 2" x 2" photos of myself taken to specs with my digital camera.
And as the woman at the Post Office is processing my application, she has me raise my right hand and swear that my application was truthful. The she had me swear the the photos I has submitted were an accurate representation of my likeness.
So I had to swear that the photos of myself that I handed to her did in fact look like me!
Weird ... like she couldn't see. That's a dumb procedural step.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-11-2006, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by bedlam babe
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Happy Birthday!
On an unrelated note...
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01-11-2006, 10:54 PM
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#4834
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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One of my customers gave me a compliment that made me smile today.
As he was walking past he said," I know you're feeling good cuz you look good."
Silly, but it made me smile.
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01-11-2006, 10:56 PM
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#4835
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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I love making corny comments like that. It always makes people smile.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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01-11-2006, 10:59 PM
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#4836
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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I'm a sucker for compliments. I went places after the funeral on Saturday in my suit and I got a few here and there (from ladies and one from the waiter guy at my favorite Chinese resturant who didn't get the concept I was not in the mood to "Go get da wadies") so I wouldn't call it silly.
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01-11-2006, 11:02 PM
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#4837
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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There are alot ot Texans on this page.
Randomness: Tramadol fucking sucks as a pain reliever. (that could be a whine/rant)
The End.
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01-11-2006, 11:07 PM
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#4838
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Vin, you need some Vicodin, Darvaset(sp?) or Percodin(sp?).
Is it 420 already?
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01-11-2006, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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It's always 420 somewhere in the world. Hell, i'd be happy with a couple of Lorotabs. Darvocets are too weak too...ah well.
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01-12-2006, 03:33 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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this time of night sucks when i'm bored cos it's 10pm here but over in the u.s it's like what??? 5am? you all you yanks are asleep!
y'all suck.
and rose has disapeared so i cant talk to her and demonista is on holiday so i'm freaking bored!!!!!!!!
where is rose anyway? i miss her.
entertain me peoples!!!!!
doodum doodum doodum doodum..........
*sigh*
*bigger sigh*
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-12-2006, 03:37 AM
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#4841
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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It's only 11.30a.m. here. I'm currently watching some bad TV, 'cause classes haven't started yet, almost no one's back and I don't feel like doing my thesis.
Bad TV is (obviously) bad. But it really depends on just how bored you are...
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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01-12-2006, 03:39 AM
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#4842
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Yup. It sucks being on this side of time because while I'm bored at work, everyone's asleep (except usually for Sanctus) and all the fun happens when I'm at home.
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01-12-2006, 03:45 AM
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#4843
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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oh i have friends!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sooooooooo happy.
now entertain me.......please.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-12-2006, 03:49 AM
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#4844
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Well, the good news is that I get the rest of the day off!
The bad news is that means no more entertainment for Mortalitas.
Sorry...see you guys tomorrow though!
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01-12-2006, 03:51 AM
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#4845
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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*waves bye-bye forlornly with sad face*
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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01-12-2006, 03:52 AM
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#4846
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-12-2006, 03:52 AM
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#4847
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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*dances like monkey on LSD in attempt to entertain mortalitus, this time with manically happy face* Are you entertained? Are ya?
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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01-12-2006, 03:53 AM
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#4848
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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alas no, but i just ate lots of trifle now i feel sick.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-12-2006, 03:56 AM
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#4849
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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'kay, you try the monkey dance now. May make you feel better and less sick :-) What dance would entertain you? C'mon people, work with me here!
Speakin' of sick ... (and randomness) I did my first bucket bong last night. Never. Again. Turned. Green. A joint is good, but that's one evil contraption.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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01-12-2006, 04:11 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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bahahahahahahahahaha,
when i was 15 we had a buket bong that lived on our lounge room coffee table, it was spilt so many times we had to put new carpet down.
ahhhhhhhh....good times.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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