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Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-14-2005, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1TOOMANY

Hilarious, I laughed so hard I started choking.

I'm just guessing..

But I bet the reason you choked, is that you have no lips..

Just a thought..

This should help..

*Cues Dramatic Music*

In honor of SOB:

Behold, the SPANDEX TOE!!!

MrMaelstrom · 09-14-2005, 09:27 AM

Who's the dude in lycra?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-15-2005, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Who's the dude in lycra?

It's not the dude, it's the Cameltoe ON the dude..

Capisce?

MrMaelstrom · 09-15-2005, 11:24 AM

And pray tell: what the hell is a cameltoe?

NoneSuch · 09-15-2005, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

And pray tell: what the hell is a cameltoe?

Google - Image - Cameltoe

You'll find out soon enough !

MrMaelstrom · 09-15-2005, 11:31 AM

Oh, it's the look women and castrated men achieve when they pull their trousers up to their armpits.

I get it now...

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-15-2005, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

And pray tell: what the hell is a cameltoe?

LOL

Oh cmon you guys don't call it a Camel Toe there??

Oh Hell, okay...

What is a camel toe ?
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off the crotch?

Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.

What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's or Testicles them selves being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.

Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?

Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one, or men have one testicle larger than the other.

Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman or a man has a cameltoe.
She/He should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.

Caring for your camel toe.

Click Here

Camel Toe the Movie

Then we also have:

http://ratemycameltoe.com

And:

www.cameltoe.org

Which is one of my friggin favorites. Thats some seriously funny shit..

Now that you understand what a " Cameltoe " is, look again at the picture of the dude in Lycra, and check out his " Cameltoe "..

Am I getting through now?

Hello?

Is this thing on?

This educational bulletin was brought to you by the letter C!!

C is for Cameltoe!

MrMaelstrom · 09-15-2005, 11:36 AM

ok ok I got it already! :P

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-15-2005, 11:41 AM

Ph33R the Toe!!

NoneSuch · 09-15-2005, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Ph33R the Toe!!

* Begins to remove his eyeballs*

MrMaelstrom · 09-15-2005, 11:58 AM

I think there's a schlong missing there somewhere....well...he can do the high pitch notes, I'll bet...

winged_dreams · 09-15-2005, 06:27 PM

I still want a sewing machine and a nice serger so I can make all sorts of pretty clothes.

edible_eye · 09-15-2005, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

http://ratemycameltoe.com

And:

www.cameltoe.org

e_p_s - you are a GODDESS.

thank you.

ice · 09-15-2005, 07:43 PM

Looks like Pacman forgot his dentures though.

winged_dreams · 09-15-2005, 11:16 PM

I seem to be posting a whole lot. -_-*

edible_eye · 09-16-2005, 09:09 AM

i don't know why i'm sitting at this computer - i've gotta finish getting ready. we're leaving for the cape later. guess i should get up and do something...

yeah. i really should...

yup...

oh, hey - my wife got a pedicure. maybe i'll go play with her feet.

1TOOMANY · 09-16-2005, 09:28 AM

Brains for dinner, Brains for lunch, Brains for breakfast, Brains for brunch, Brains is all we ever get why can't we have some guts.

1TOOMANY · 09-16-2005, 09:46 AM

Oh yeah EPS, nice Camel Bros.

Uggghhh...

tiffany_the_writer · 09-16-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winged_dreams

I still want a sewing machine and a nice serger so I can make all sorts of pretty clothes.

Ahhh, a serger... that would be so nice...

Suiside_Kitty · 09-16-2005, 06:31 PM

I heart The Cure.

Soul_Immortal · 09-16-2005, 08:02 PM

Fuck my stuck up in law if she thinks a classic pleated skirt wouldn't look nice on an updated flapper style dress. Its my design, you cockmuchers.

winged_dreams · 09-16-2005, 08:07 PM

Yeah! Go soul! You show them! ^^

pitseleh · 09-17-2005, 10:22 AM

Damn. Feels like I'm all alone on these boards during the daytime... Being in a different timezone kinda sucks.

*walks around forlornly, kicking a pebble*

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-17-2005, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitseleh

Damn. Feels like I'm all alone on these boards during the daytime... Being in a different timezone kinda sucks.

*walks around forlornly, kicking a pebble*

Actually, I just crawled out of bed and found my way to this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitseleh

You asked us to "share your story", and you did so by giving a jumbled account of a pathetic mall-"persecution" scene, littered with spelling errors so grave it looked like you wrote it with mittens on.

And promptly spit Coffee all over my monitor..

And at this rate, your sexzie ass is going to owe me a new one..

Fucking Funnee..

Mittens..

It's even funnier cause it's TRUE!!

Sniffle..

*Wipes the tears away*

Now where did I put my Straitjacket?

Aeternus · 09-17-2005, 11:05 AM

It's my first Saturday evening over a long time, when I'm staying home.

I'm bored, but I'm too tired to go out. Today I came home at six in the morning, slept a lot, read a book and now I'm here. Routine kills, I need something ... more.