Gnet in the badly dubed 70s era Swedish porno

[Apathy's_Child]

SAYA TURNS HER ATTENTION BACK TO VERSUS & MC AS SCC CONTINUES PLOWING APATHY, WHO IS TOTALLY NOT SQUEALING LIKE A BITCH, IN THE BACKGROUND. SHE PULLS OUT A BLACKBOARD ON WHEELS AND POINTS A CANE AT THE CHALK DIAGRAM SKETCHED ON IT.

S: Now, Versus. Let me introduce you to a little something called the G-spot. You're in the wrong hole.

V: [shrugging and continuing to pump away on MC, who's growling with pleasure] She don't seem to mind.

S: [lunging forward and laying a THWACK across his ass cheeks with the cane] I didn't ask what SHE thinks!

V: OW!!! [pulls out and glares at Saya; she brandishes the cane again and he cowers]

S: She's totally complicit in her own oppression. You're gonna learn how to treat women... THE HARD WAY.

SAYA BEGINS PURTTING ON A HUGE BLACK RUBBER STRAP-ON AS VERSUS GULPS.

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

On a side note AC, check my profile for the face that goes with this beautiful porn. I really don't look the type to write it ;P

I'll have to do it at home - work computer doesn't display profiles properly for some reason. I am HELLA intrigued.

EDIT: Yes, this is what I do at work.

[MissCheyenne]

CAMERA PANS BACK TO THE COUCH WHERE SCC IS RIDING APATHY LIKE THE BITCH HE REALLY IS.

'Baby, you need to push BACK,' he whispers breathlessly into Apathy's ear,' C'mon, I KNOW you've got more SPUNK in you than that'

APATHY SQUEALS AS SCC GRABS HIM BY THE HIPS AND BURROWS INTO HIM LIKE HE'S DRILLING FOR OIL.

'Please.....please SCC....I can't take anymore,' Apathy whimpers, tears rolling down his face as SCC works him harder and harder.

'There's plenty more where this came from so stop you're whining and take it like the man you so often say you are,' SCC roars.

CAMERA PULLS IN FOR AN EXTENDED CLOSE UP OF APATHY'S ASS BEING POUNDED BY KING DONG.

[KontanKarite]

*Kontankarite walks in with tight blue jeans, a tight white tank top, and a tool belt around his waist*

KK: Did someone call the plumber? Cause I'm here to fix your all's PIPES!

*He flexes his toned muscles under his tank top, eyeing SCC and Saya's strap-on deliciously. A heroic smirk gives him a handsome air to his chiseled jaw*

[Apathy's_Child]

More, Kontan. You wanna play, you gotta show us some cock.

[MissCheyenne]

Give us a little sugar and MAYBE I'll let you in on the action with Apathy

[Apathy's_Child]

SCC would go into a fucking state of rapture at the thought of a manwich.

EDIT: Yeah Kontan, you know you wanna get with this.

[MissCheyenne]

CAMERA PULLS BACK AS KK STROLLS ACROSS THE ROOM CASUALLY UNBUTTONING HIS JEANS.

'Yo SCC, room for one more?' he hollers, eyeing up Apathy like a lion about to devour a gazelle.

'Sure thing sweet cheeks, there's always room for another rider on the carousel of love.'

KK WALKS ROUND TO THE OTHER END OF THE COUCH. HE REACHES DOWN AND LIFTS APATHY'S CHIN.

'There's a......blockage in my pipes. How's about you give it a little suction and see if you can't clear it.'

APATHY'S EYES FILL WITH TEARS AS KK FORCES HIS MOUTH OPEN AND SMOOTHLY SLIDES HIS ENGORGED MEMBER IN. SCC GRINS AND CAUSUALLY RAISES HIS HAND.

'High fuckin FIVE bro!'

[Apathy's_Child]

Be gentle with me, boys. I'm a rare and delicate flower.

[KontanKarite]

*KK looks at SCC's cock*

KK: Looks like you've about sprung a leak. I can help that out.

*KK grabs SCC's cock and squeezes*

KK: Now the thing with your pipe is, you got a clog. You have to jostle it a bit.

*KK spits in his meaty hands and lubes up SCC's dick, giving it some HANDY strokes*

KK: Let me check that septic tank, SCC. I'll use my dipstick.

*Kontan whips out his erect cock. It's so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. He pulls SCC's boxers all the way off, revealing his tight ass*

KK: Oh yeah, I think I see the problem now.

*KK plugs away at SCCs anus with his member, pumping vigorously and struggling for purchase and then wrapping around, clutching SCC's cock and stroking. KK looks at Apathy's_Child. He has a boyish cuteness about him that makes KK shudder with excitement.*

KK: Open wide, cum receptacle!

[MissCheyenne]

At this point AC, you ain't nuthin' but a glorified cum rag

EDIT - I've never written anything like this before. I'm probably enjoying it way more than I should be

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

KK looks at Apathy's_Child. He has a boyish cuteness about him that makes KK shudder with excitement.*

KK: Open wide, cum receptacle!

Why Kontan, I never knew you had such... gusto for my sweet ass.

[KontanKarite]

There's a bit of truth in this. What can I say? I think your avatar is adorable.

[MissCheyenne]

THE DOOR IS SUDDENLY SWUNG OPEN AGAIN. THE DOORWAY IS FILLED WITH A HAZY GOLDEN LIGHT. DESPANAN STROLLS THROUGH THE DOORWAY, LOOKING FLY IN A GOLD, CRUSHED VELVET SUIT. HE TUGS ON THE LEASH IN HIS HAND, PULLING A MEEK LOOKING OPHELIA THROUGH THE DOORWAY. HE GUIDES HER TO A CHAIR AND DROPS THE LEASH.

'Stay, there's a good girl,' he says soothingly, patting Ophelia on the head. He turns to take in the people in the room, smirking as he looks over at the KK, SCC and Apathy sandwich.

'Well now, looks like the party started without me.'

BOOM CHICKA WOW WOW.......................

[KontanKarite]

LOL!!!! Oh man, good times. I'd deliver some more in this right now, but I kinda blew my writing load into my new chapter. Looks like everyone was making some kind of update today. I thought I should deliver.

[MissCheyenne]

I can TOTALLY picture Despanan in a gold crushed velvet suit. It was in my head so I had to put it in somewhere. Now I just gotta work out exactly what he's going to bring to the party

[Saya]

I find it interesting Apathy, that to dominate Versus I'm using a penis. Does it symbolize my taking patriarchal power into my own hands and using it against it, or is it that female genitalia cannot be dominating, as it is the weak feminine? Why are we using female language to describe the uke in this and the semes are the one who are overly male? Are we using heteronormative standards even in homosexual pairings?

I shall be watching this with interest...for scholarly purposes, of course XD

[MissCheyenne]

DESPANAN LOOKS OVER TO WHERE SAYA IS ADJUSTING THE BUCKLES ON HER HUGE STRAP ON.

'Saya, baby, you brought The Black Mamba? You KNOW no one's ever taken the whole thing before'

SAYA CONTINUES TO ADJUST TIL IT HANGS JUST RIGHT, GLISTENING IN THE EARLY AFTERNOON SUN.

'Desp, you sweet thing, Versus here needs to be taught a lesson. He straight up railed this poor girl,' pointing at MC, 'without the proper authority'

DESPANAN GLANCES AT MC WHO IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH BAMBI EYES.

'Who the fuck is this chick anyway? She looks too fresh to be kickin' it with us cats.'

SAYA LOOKS OVER AT MC WITH AFFECTION.

'I think she's been around for a while........besides Desp, you know we need some fresh blood, the parties are starting to get a little.....stale these days.'

SAYA REACHES INTO THE BAG BESIDE HER AND PULLS OUT AN INDUSTRIAL SIZE BOTTLE OF LUBE. SHE SQUIRTS OUT A HEALTHY AMOUNT AND RUBS IT BETWEEN HER PALMS BEFORE SLIDING HER HANDS SMOOTHLY DOWN THE LENGTHY SHAFT OF THE BLACK MAMBA.

'Versus, it's time for your lesson,' she calls in a sing song voice.

[Apathy's_Child]

Mostly, I just thought it'd be funny. Strap-ons are, after all, inherently hilarious. However, the lesson's only just started, and the first part involves you... demonstrating to Versus the right way to find the G-spot when the front hole is off the table.

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

There's a bit of truth in this. What can I say? I think your avatar is adorable.

LOL. I always knew you had a thing for me, babycakes.

It's an optical illusion - it's impossible to stand next to a beer that big without looking all wee and cute. I'm actually 6' 4. For real.

EDIT: MC read my motherfucking mind. She is fucking good at this, no?

[MissCheyenne]

I'm gonna leave the teaching to you now AC. Make sure Saya works 'The Black Mamba' fully

[Saya]

Now I can't get Business Time out of my head.

[MissCheyenne]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

EDIT: MC read my motherfucking mind. She is fucking good at this, no?

I'm on FIRE tonight. I just can't hold it in!

[Apathy's_Child]

SAYA SUDDENLY STOPS AND SNAPS HER FINGERS.

S: Wait, where are my manners?

SAYA REMOVES THE LUBED STRAP-ON AND TOSSES IT OVER TO DESP.

S: Here ya go, man. Join the party.

D: [catches it, drops his pants and sits on it] Uhhh yeah... it's BIZniss time... [double-taking at the SCC, Apathy & K manwich and snapping] Who the fuck told you to stop?

S: [pulls out another, even bigger one and straps on as she turns back to the couple at her feet. She grins, shrugging, as the empty lube tube yields no more goo] Sorry, kid. Looks like we really ARE doing this the hard way...

AS VERSUS STARES UP AT HER, EYES WIDE AND PLEADING, SAYA KICKS HIM OFF MC AND PLANTS A FOOT BETWEEN HIS SHOULDER BLADES, PINNING HIM TO THE FLOOR FACE-DOWN. MC SLITHERS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM WITH A GIGGLE, GETS TO HER FEET AND DRAPES HERSELF OVER SAYA, PURRING. SAYA THWACKS THE CANE AGAINST HER THIGH AS THE TWO OF THEM GRIN DOWN AT VERSUS, WHO'S CRANING HIS NECK TO GAZE UP AT THEM WITH A LOOK OF DESPERATION.

V: Chey, you fuckin' turncoat! You were LOVING the ass-reaming I was giving you!

MC: [winking down at him merrily] Yeah, well... never trust a switch.

MC DROPS ONTO HIS BACK AS SAYA KNEELS AND RAMS IN DRY, PROVOKKING A YELP OF PAIN. MC PINS HIM DOWN, RIDING RODEO AS HE THRASHES AND REACHING BACK TO HIT THE SWEET SPOT ON SAYA'S CLIT.

[MissCheyenne]

OH SWEET JESUS. I cannot stop laughing. This just gets better and better!

[Saya]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

D: [catches it, drops his pants and sits on it] Uhhh yeah... it's BIZniss time...

Hahahahhaha, you're not helping XD

Ah, I'm empowering MC to become dom, I see. Oh, my glasses seem to have steamed up, excuse me.