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Old 01-18-2012, 05:06 PM   #251
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In my authority as an Inquisitor of the Holy Ordos of the Inquisition, subservient to the God-Emperor of Mankind, I present you, Pothead, with this Carta Extremis and accuse you of being an accursed Heretic and Extremis Diabolus. Do you except this Carta given to you by myself in my authority as an agent of his Most Holy Majesty the God-Emperor and accept the judgement contained there in as his divine will?
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:57 PM   #252
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I find the idea of non-existence liberating and fascinating so from my viewpoint eternal life seems vain.

I think being a Highlander style immortal would be cool because I like swords and super healing. Also I would not want to live forever in some grotesque mutilated state and the highlander cannon solves that neatly with the idea of severed head = death.

Vampire immortality....if I were a vampire I'd have a real issue initially with having to kill to live. But I would love the idea of being able to 'go into the ground' for long periods of hibernation. Hibernation is another idea I find fascinating and liberating.

I read the first post and decided nothing I wrote could be dumber. So I decided to nerd out.

And all hail the hypnotoad.
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Old 01-19-2012, 12:36 PM   #253
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I think the FSM outranks the hypnotoad. Just sayin'...
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:14 PM   #254
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I think the FSM outranks the hypnotoad. Just sayin'...
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Old 01-19-2012, 07:26 PM   #255
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Not arguing about the FSM being superior, just don't destroy the temples of the hypnotoad cult...I'm jus saying. *slowly backs out of room*
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:49 AM   #256
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They will moonlight as a pasta restaurant.
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Old 01-23-2012, 02:36 AM   #257
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In my authority as an Inquisitor of the Holy Ordos of the Inquisition, subservient to the God-Emperor of Mankind, I present you, Pothead, with this Carta Extremis and accuse you of being an accursed Heretic and Extremis Diabolus. Do you except this Carta given to you by myself in my authority as an agent of his Most Holy Majesty the God-Emperor and accept the judgement contained there in as his divine will?
what heresy have I done?
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Old 01-23-2012, 11:09 PM   #258
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They will moonlight as a pasta restaurant.
are you giving a prophecy ?
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Old 01-24-2012, 01:42 AM   #259
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what heresy have I done?
You have profained against the God-Emperor as God and leader of all mankind! For this Heresy there can be no forgiveness.
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Old 01-24-2012, 10:30 PM   #260
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You have profained against the God-Emperor as God and leader of all mankind! For this Heresy there can be no forgiveness.
but there is always forgiveness for heresy
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Old 01-25-2012, 06:11 AM   #261
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but there is always forgiveness for heresy
For Heresy against the Immortal Emperor there is no forgiveness, only damnation! You have denied His will and turned away from His divine light. The Emperor damns you for your Heresy, only in death can your soul be redeemed!
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Old 01-25-2012, 05:31 PM   #262
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The God-Emperor of Man is a good deal less forgiving than the King of the Jews.
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Old 01-26-2012, 06:48 AM   #263
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For Heresy against the Immortal Emperor there is no forgiveness, only damnation! You have denied His will and turned away from His divine light. The Emperor damns you for your Heresy, only in death can your soul be redeemed!
so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?
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Old 01-26-2012, 07:41 AM   #264
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so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?
Haven't you been listening?
The Immortal Emperor is He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Old 01-26-2012, 03:29 PM   #265
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so who is this immortal emperor ?what is his name?
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_of_Mankind
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Old 01-26-2012, 09:27 PM   #266
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And I curse yours. FSM is where it's at.
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Old 01-27-2012, 02:09 AM   #268
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I curse you all it's all about party god... or some other god I haven't found/thought up yet.
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Old 01-27-2012, 10:19 AM   #269
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Ain't my God bro, I was just trying to be helpful
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Old 01-27-2012, 11:09 AM   #270
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In the name of the father son and holy spirit I exorcise you, pothead, demon, from these forums*shakes holy water onto you*
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Old 01-29-2012, 01:03 AM   #271
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Ain't my God bro, I was just trying to be helpful
do you even have a God?
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Old 01-29-2012, 08:31 AM   #272
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The Emperor has protected us from the evils of the Chaos Gods. From their foul taint. To reject him is to reject his protection of our race and to cast your self into Darkness. I condemn you foul Heretic.
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Old 01-31-2012, 06:46 AM   #273
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The Emperor has protected us from the evils of the Chaos Gods. From their foul taint. To reject him is to reject his protection of our race and to cast your self into Darkness. I condemn you foul Heretic.
the bible says condemn not and you won't be condemned, I follow Jesus as God
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Old 01-31-2012, 12:36 PM   #274
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Haven't you been listening?
The Immortal Emperor is He, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
oh so that is who it is?, I still think he was a good monster but he isn't for me. I didn't vote for him so he isn't my monster
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oh so that is who it is?, I still think he was a good monster but he isn't for me. I didn't vote for him so he isn't my monster
Divinity is not a democratic process, you can't "vote" for gods. The Flying Spaghetti Monster as the only true deity condems you for thinking such folly!
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