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04-20-2010, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote of the day - Stephen Colbert on President Obama's push for finance reform:
"It you make the banks wear a condom, they won't be able to feel it when they're fucking us over!"
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-20-2010, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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Hugs, rockband, and weed.
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rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
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04-21-2010, 03:54 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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My kitten Zillah talking to the meowing cat on youtube. 
I love having Siamese mixes..
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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04-21-2010, 04:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
Posts: 1,254
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Buying a (temporary) rain jacket for the same price many people pay for their fancy coffee drink!
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For the tree of life is growing where the spirit never dies
And the bright light of salvation up in dark and empty skies
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04-22-2010, 01:26 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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I managed to pass my exam in Network- and Server setup with 69% where 50% was needed to pass.
I had expected to fail miserably.
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04-22-2010, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Also, I got some new medication today. Unlike a lot of pills, these do not smell like crap and taste worse. They smell like a delicious toffee candy and have no taste.
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04-22-2010, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Sharing an apartment with someone you're sleeping with means not having to flush the toilet every time you pee. My genitals are green...... in a good way.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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04-22-2010, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Batwoman is getting her own series! I think that makes her DC's first lesbian superhero. I just love that DC is trying to gain a wider audience, between this and Simone as Wonder Woman's writer its easier to ignore their occasional fuckery.
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04-22-2010, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 416
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Getting my laptop back from Geeksquad.
Also, the fact that it's earth day
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04-22-2010, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Blueberry muffin ice cream from Maggie Moo's
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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04-22-2010, 07:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Finding a list of the 100 worst short poems and laughing my ass off at jewels like these:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
And so are you...
...But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
Row, row, row the boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily
You've had too much to drink, give me those oars.
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l0lz j00 R the pwnz0rz
0mg 1 w4nt 2 h4xx0r j00 4ll nite l0ng r0flz
I am this 63 year old from Kenya named Warren,
I use the internet to pick up underage whores,
You might be thinking, "Oh man, that guys a liar!"
But I'm not.. www.myspace.com/warrenjackson5
I scream
You scream
We all scream
As a blood covered knife wielding circus clown tries to steal our ice cream
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
I love that they included the Douglas Adams contribution from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, but annoyed that they ranked it only number 3 on their list.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-23-2010, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
Posts: 1,254
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Celebrating the 18th birthday of one of my cats made me really happy today.
Sitting next to a sweet and well mannered yellow Labrador in Chemistry lecture put a smile on my face.
and... Shaving and showering in the empty house was bliss.
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For the tree of life is growing where the spirit never dies
And the bright light of salvation up in dark and empty skies
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04-24-2010, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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My internet returned to me!!
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I Wish I Was Dead
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04-24-2010, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-24-2010, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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It was my roommate's birthday yesterday so we went to see Kick Ass, then came back here with friends and had a blast. We didn't all go to sleep until 5 am and then when we woke up we had a good breakfast and watched Disney movies.
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04-24-2010, 07:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Florida land of thy old people.
Posts: 43
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Watching Terminator while eating home grilled steak its freaking amazing!
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04-24-2010, 08:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Seeing Veggie Tales portray the Very Model of a Modern Major General as a librarian.
And see them trying to shove Christian morals down their viewers' throats.
All while drinking Gouden Carolus Ambrio, which has to be the fizziest thing I've ever seen. My glass was 1/4 full of ale and the head was threatening to overflow. I liked it a lot, though. Not a painful fizz like soft drinks.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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04-24-2010, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In a dark room under ground.
Posts: 18
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I lived...? Oh! I also got cream cheese. Not as good as cheese cake but it will hold my craving for a short while.
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04-26-2010, 07:48 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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I am the grill master, maker of orgasmic burgers.
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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04-27-2010, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Oooo I could go for an orgasmic burger.
I guess I will have to settle for the super awesome baked ziti that a local restaurant dropped off as a thank you for recommending them. Little do they know they actually are the best delivery food around so we would recommend them even if they didn’t give us discounts and free stuff.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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04-28-2010, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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finding this on the internet!
Click on the picture to go to the source page.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-28-2010, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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BAHAHAHAHA! Thats creepy too, Ben, I've been having an ongoing facebook conversation on my wall about AVP for the last two hours. GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES.
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04-28-2010, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Ben Lahnger's post above. Heh heh, Ted Nugent. =^.^=
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Be Kind
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04-29-2010, 07:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Hey, paleghost, that was pretty fucking spectacular!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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