.: Randomness :.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

ok say it with me ohthefuckwell....

S - A - L - M - O - N - E - L - L - A

step away from the mystery meat..

or get a gun...

this is Tx, we can do that.. start shootin at the fridge, no one will pay u any attention..

[Perfectly_Flawed]

I had the weirdest of dreams last night. It was quite morbid too ...

If there are any avid X-Files fans, don't read on.

Last night, I dreamt that I kidnapped and killed Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny. All that I remember of it was that I had them both in this suitcase ... I had it partially open, so that their faces were showing. Gillian was a bit out of it, disoriented, and rendered mentally retarded through suffering head trauma ... David was alright though. I binded their hands together with some wire so they couldn't escape.

It cut from that scene to a different one ... I think I was in the city, and I was thinking of places where I could hide the pieces of their bodies that I had chopped up.

:shock:

[ohthefuckwell]

yeah, but see, we have this silly little "zero tolerance" policy re: noise in my apartment complex.

and, hey.....wasn't a mystery. i knew what they were lol

which reminds me.....i'm STILL pissed about my dinner saturday night. ya know....it's not often that i actually want to eat, seeing as how the very thought of food these days makes me ill. but saturday....i was in the mood to eat. i wanted a steak. i don't eat red meat much any more (you know....when i do actually eat) , so it was a treat for me. they had this hawaiian steak on the menu. now, around here, they slap a pineapple on something & BOOM! it's hawaiian. but, the menu went into detail about this citrus-ginger marinade yadda yadda yadda. thought, "what the hell?" medium rare. that's how i get my steaks. the menu said it came with fresh veggies & rice.

first...i get the steak. fries are covering my plate. "'scuse me? ummmm where's my rice?" "oh, sorry!" yeah, ok. "oops, we're out of rice, that's why they put fries on there instead." way to inform the customer. so, i have them bring me mashed potatoes instead, as the smell of the fries was quickly causing me to lose what little appetite i had. i cut into my steak....completely grey. one tiny lil pink dot in there. and you know what they tell me?? they can't give me another one because that was the last of that particular cut. of course it was. *sigh*

needless to say, i didn't have to pay for it, but still.....once in a freaking blue moon i get all fired up about eating & THIS is what happens. *sigh* i think the restaurant industry has been taking tips from the "men's guide on how to treat women".......................*ducks*

[Falling]

my dad is back in town from italy. he gave me a taste of cow liver. its really good surprisingly. he also told me how in italy pig guts and skin are like gold. he told me how they turn pigs blood into pudding. my dad is special.

[RetroGoth_queen]

I cut my finger.... it hurt....
My sewing machine is broken and I have so many things I want to sew!!!!
I'm hungry... but trying not to eat due to me getting my winter coat in summer becaust he heat inhibits my exercise.
Listening to the darkness and dreaming of hotpants....
Wondering if I am still goth enough for gothic net... I feel a change in me coming on and I dont like it much

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Falling said:

he told me how they turn pigs blood into pudding. my dad is special.

Yes, Again I say, Italian Food is one of the worlds most perfect foods..

Alas, trapped in the septic system of the gene pool, most people around here think fukkin Pizza Hut is Italian..

/ twitch

/ expire

[ohthefuckwell]

pfffttttttt.......

[Perfectly_Flawed]

The majority of the Pizza Huts in Perth sized down or closed. They went from being actual restaurants to take-away stores.

They were feeling the heat from a competitor, Dominoes.

Pizza Hut - Italian? Heh ... it's just pizza and foodstuffs to me.

I lurve pizza ... *drools*

[Maimy]

I never have been goth enough for this board. There's no excusing my being here. Heh. Don't leave us too quickly, Queen!

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

awwwwwwwwww eyes...

shitty.. I spent Sunday in the smallest most incompetent ER in Texas.. I relate.. I feel like someone fed me through a wood chipper..mmm..

But never fear, I'm sure u look as disgustingly pretty as usual..stop it right now..yur makin the rest of us look bad.. :-

[Perfectly_Flawed]

Eyes - I hope you get better soon, deary ... sounds awful, what you've been through.

Empty_Purple_Stars - *gives you chocolate*
Hope today turns out better for you...

And ... Maimy, Queen - yeah, I don't think I'm 'goth' enough for this board either... hehe. But what the hell. I'm me; many of the topics on here interest me; I like taking in all the different perspectives and ideas of everyone on gothic.net ... so I'm staying put for now. Not being 'goth' enough isn't a reason to leave. Not if you can still contribute and enjoy reading other people's posts.

My two cents.

...........

Bloody, bloody humid and hot. I didn't think I'd ever complain about the heat and humidity, since I got back from Brisbane, considering how frickn humid it is over there (so much so that there were mildly fierce thunderstorms during the nights of the three days I was there.... fuck my lousy sentence structure...) but no. My pouting has no end.

Our aircon doesn't work, so it's rather stuffy. Everyone who walks in here mentions that.

Apart from the weather ... I enrol at UWA tomorrow. Woo. I'm looking forward to uni, actually. Meeting new people, putting my brain to use.

I just know that I'm going to take back my words once I've gotten settled into my new life. Always do ...

[ohthefuckwell]

you know....

try as you might, a mouse will not light a cigarette.

*sigh*

i'm saying this after i went for my lighter & had the damned mouse almost all the way up to lighting position before i realized.....

*sigh*

one of these days i'll get my brain back....

and, yeah, i AM smoking again. so??

[Perfectly_Flawed]

How'd you lose your brain, ohthefuckwell?

... Random: I keep gnawing at my lip, making myself bleed. Arrgh.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) Drugs R Bad


A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.

All pet hamsters are descended from a single female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930.

An albatross can sleep while it flies. It apparently dozes while cruising at 25 mph.

Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike.

Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, and blondes to brunettes.
( HA otfw:P)

Of all known forms of animals life ever to inhabit the Earth, only about 10 percent still exist today.

Sharks apparently are the only animals that never get sick. As far as is known, they are immune to every known disease including cancer.

Snails produce a colorless, sticky discharge that forms a protective carpet under them as they travel along. The discharge is so effective that they can crawl along the edge of a razor without cutting themselves.



gawdamn I feel like I should go on Wild Fucking Kingdom now. Altho I look way better then Marlin Perkins would've in a Corset..

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, and blondes to brunettes.
( HA otfw:P)

hey....maybe THAT'S why....errrrrr.....nm. not gonna say it.

dammit, wench....you made me laugh.

i wasn't in the mood to laugh. :twisted:

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

omfg OTFW

u werent REALLY goin to go there..

lmfao..

o man

pay back is a bitch...

and GAWDAMMIT u made me laugh too..how dare you..

sniffle..

[ohthefuckwell]

*whistles & looks around*

huh?? what'd i say??

*bats lashes*

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Perfectly_Flawed

How'd you lose your brain, ohthefuckwell?

you see, it's like this.....

i apparently woke up one morning in ubersupermegaultra fucktard mode & willingly handed it over to someone.

*sigh*

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

you see, it's like this.....

i apparently woke up one morning in ubersupermegaultra fucktard mode & willingly handed it over to someone.

*sigh*

Ok..here we go again..

gimme a sec...
bahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

bahahahahahhahah
hahahahahhaha

o shit wait,

SO DID I!!

Funny how its not so fuckin funny nemore..

lol

[ohthefuckwell]

mmhmmmm....

*points & howls*

wait....

wtf am I laughing for???

[Perfectly_Flawed]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.

Oh yummy.

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

you see, it's like this.....

i apparently woke up one morning in ubersupermegaultra fucktard mode & willingly handed it over to someone.

*sigh*

No backsies? Aww...

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

mmhmmmm....

*points & howls*

wait....

wtf am I laughing for???

BWAHAHAHAH err wait
Fuk

What the FUK are we laughing for..

how bout we keep that appointment for the matching strait jackets tommorrow..

That way if the hysterical laughter keeps up than at least we're ready to go..

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

o yea, I forgot..

This time I get to wear the Ball Gag OKAY????

[ohthefuckwell]

just make sure there's a hot orderly to feed us jell-o & strained peas.

wait....

if we wear straitjackets, how are we going to do the hair twirling & entertain ourselves with shadow puppets?

nm....the orderly can do that, too.

and, no....no backsies. once it goes in that glass jar, that's all she wrote.

maybe i can find one on e-bay......

[ohthefuckwell]

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

o yea, I forgot..

This time I get to wear the Ball Gag OKAY????

that's fine....more jell-o for me.

just let me wipe the slobber off of it first....