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Old 04-07-2011, 10:31 AM   #151
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if anyone wants to come to jesus and be saved just pray the message of salvation, I wish some ppl would come to jesus out of all of this
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:50 AM   #152
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Our pothead, who art in forums,
shallow be thy game.
Thy dogma come,
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IRL as it is in Gnet.
Give us this day our daily levity,
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Lead us not into frustration,
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:19 PM   #153
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funny prayer I like, at least you have heard the word, that is all I came here to do is to let whoever hear the word, hear the word of God, although I'm not God, so plz don't make a prayer mocking me, and God. I don't care to be ignored, I got my thousnads of views on the forum. I forgive anyone who wants to be forgiven
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Old 04-07-2011, 03:35 PM   #154
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Our pothead, who art in forums,
shallow be thy game.
Thy dogma come,
ignored by some,
IRL as it is in Gnet.
Give us this day our daily levity,
and forgive us our zealousness
as we forgive those who are zealous against us.
Lead us not into frustration,
but deliver us from trollery.
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ben, you just made my day! I lol'd...
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Old 04-07-2011, 06:52 PM   #155
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ben made my day too, or night anyways believe in jesus ppl
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Old 04-07-2011, 07:14 PM   #156
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AD, I'm glad I could provide a little entertainment.
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Old 04-07-2011, 07:51 PM   #157
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sure do like that saying you put there very creative if I might add
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:52 PM   #158
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remember Jesus loves you, and wants to give you the free gift if you will accept it, the free gift of eternal life. and the prayer of salvation is the key
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:57 PM   #159
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AD, I'm glad I could provide a little entertainment.
Awe Ben, you rarely fail to entertain.
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Old 04-08-2011, 06:36 PM   #160
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remember Jesus loves you, and wants to give you the free gift if you will accept it, the free gift of eternal life.
Can I redeem that for cash? I could really use some extra cash in the next month or so.
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Old 04-09-2011, 08:17 PM   #161
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Jesus is the redeemer, all you have to believe is that you are redeemed he will redeem you if you believe. Don't need no cash in heaven, so there is a bring no money in kinda thing
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Old 04-09-2011, 08:58 PM   #162
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Yeah well heaven is cool and all but salvation doesn't pay my rent so I'd rather have cash.
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Old 04-10-2011, 12:51 PM   #163
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salvation is the only way to get to heaven, you must be saved in order to get to heaven, in heaven you can have whatever you want beyond what money can buy, and pray to jesus to give you money, he will provide a way if you believe in him. Aks anything in jesus name, and you will recieve. Also believe means to trust, and to know to be true
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Old 04-11-2011, 12:08 PM   #164
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Jesus loves us all, everyone, jesus wants to save you f you will just accept in into your heart
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:44 PM   #165
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Jesus don't want anyone to be lost
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Old 04-12-2011, 06:08 PM   #166
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Jesus is God in the flesh
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:43 PM   #167
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Read the bible ppl, it is always better to read it yourself then to be midd lead by someone else
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Old 04-14-2011, 01:19 PM   #168
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there is only one way to get to heaven and thats the prayer of salvation, believing in jesus and what he did you believe to be true. He died for our sins so that we may live
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Old 04-14-2011, 01:41 PM   #169
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I love it when my girlfriend screams "Jesus" as she orgasms.

She's not religious other than that, but I like to think I'm converting her little by little every time I eat her.
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:18 PM   #170
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sure we can do a bible study any time
Sweet. During our Bible study, I'll tell you why you're full of shit.
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Old 04-14-2011, 10:40 PM   #171
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okay who thinks I full of shit on what matter, lets have a debate about it, and who said I wasn't already having a bible study, what does anyone dissagree on that I wrote?
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Old 04-14-2011, 11:18 PM   #173
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why believe in God you say, because God dis the creator, and our father if we belong to him nothing can harm us unless he alows it for testing, or something like that. God is the creatorwithout God nothing would exsist.
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Old 04-15-2011, 10:57 AM   #174
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:31 AM   #175
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How come Jesus chooses to tell me he loves me through a pothead on the internet?
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