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02-13-2009, 07:40 PM
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#126
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Drago punches you to death.
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02-14-2009, 04:48 AM
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#127
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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You get beaten to death by a Filipino drag queen.
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02-14-2009, 07:17 AM
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#128
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Suffocation from hard kisses with Oprah.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-15-2009, 12:15 PM
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#129
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Estonia
Posts: 117
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Abducted by little bright blue space monkies and battered to death with Twizzlers.
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02-22-2009, 08:48 AM
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#130
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Philadelphia area
Posts: 124
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Jumping off the empire state building and dieing of old age half of the way down.
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02-22-2009, 09:16 AM
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#131
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
Posts: 470
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The stereotypical 'Anarchy' symbol comes alive and impales you through the brain for your bad spelling of the word.
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02-22-2009, 01:57 PM
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#132
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Hitler comes back to life and advocates you. You both get blown up.
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02-22-2009, 02:09 PM
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#133
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Mond will die whilst taking it up the ass.
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02-22-2009, 02:32 PM
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#134
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 1,065
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You will have your brain picked out through your nose, similar to that of ancient Egyptian mummification, by an alien species.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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02-22-2009, 05:38 PM
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#135
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Boiled alive in a hot tub malfunction, along with Andrew Eldritch.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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02-23-2009, 01:22 AM
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#136
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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You will get ***** in the ass with a white-hot knife.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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02-23-2009, 06:33 AM
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#137
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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Natural selection.
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02-23-2009, 07:26 AM
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#138
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Man In Room 5
Natural selection.
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lol
messagetooshort
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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02-23-2009, 08:26 AM
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#139
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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Killed until you died from it.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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02-23-2009, 08:30 AM
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#140
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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***** in the arse by Lemmy for plagiarism.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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02-23-2009, 05:02 PM
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#141
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Eaten alive by the pedobear.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-23-2009, 06:56 PM
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#142
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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I'm not sure how you'll die, but I prepare the Quicklime, friend, for your ripe and ready grave.
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02-23-2009, 07:16 PM
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#143
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Killed, eaten and used by Cannibals.
Your gut is used for a loincloth and ass-skin is used for a bandanna.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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02-23-2009, 08:31 PM
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#144
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: I though it was supposed to be warm here
Posts: 162
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They killed you like Kenny.
Those bastards.
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02-24-2009, 01:40 AM
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#145
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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You buy a book and cut yourself so many times on the paper that you bleed to death.
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02-24-2009, 02:02 AM
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#146
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Jewed to death.
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02-24-2009, 02:07 AM
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#147
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Hit by the cross wand in the ass.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-24-2009, 02:10 AM
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#148
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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That sounds rather kinky.
Also, $hade gets killed by a cock in his ass.
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02-24-2009, 02:17 AM
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#149
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Albert Mond will be eaten alive by Saya's freinds,on an attempt to commit suicide.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-24-2009, 02:45 AM
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#150
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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$hade mistakes water for bleach and dies
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