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Old 02-13-2009, 07:40 PM   #126
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Old 02-14-2009, 04:48 AM   #127
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:17 AM   #128
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Old 02-15-2009, 12:15 PM   #129
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Old 02-22-2009, 08:48 AM   #130
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Old 02-22-2009, 09:16 AM   #131
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Old 02-22-2009, 01:57 PM   #132
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Old 02-22-2009, 02:09 PM   #133
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Old 02-22-2009, 02:32 PM   #134
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:38 PM   #135
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:22 AM   #136
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:33 AM   #137
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Old 02-23-2009, 07:26 AM   #138
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:26 AM   #139
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:30 AM   #140
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Old 02-23-2009, 05:02 PM   #141
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:56 PM   #142
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I'm not sure how you'll die, but I prepare the Quicklime, friend, for your ripe and ready grave.
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Old 02-23-2009, 07:16 PM   #143
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Old 02-23-2009, 08:31 PM   #144
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Old 02-24-2009, 01:40 AM   #145
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You buy a book and cut yourself so many times on the paper that you bleed to death.
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Old 02-24-2009, 02:02 AM   #146
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Old 02-24-2009, 02:07 AM   #147
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Old 02-24-2009, 02:10 AM   #148
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That sounds rather kinky.
Also, $hade gets killed by a cock in his ass.
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Old 02-24-2009, 02:17 AM   #149
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Albert Mond will be eaten alive by Saya's freinds,on an attempt to commit suicide.
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Old 02-24-2009, 02:45 AM   #150
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