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12-09-2011, 10:36 AM
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I am at a loss of words. All I can say is, WHAT THE BOILING POT ARE YOU ALL THINKING!? Tomato famine?! We must praise the FSM you fools!!!!
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12-09-2011, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
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But we'll still have alfredo.
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12-09-2011, 07:18 PM
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why praise fsm for????????
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12-09-2011, 08:25 PM
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For His noodles are tender and warm and drenched with tomato love.
Dip your garlic bread soul into his tomatoey goodness!
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12-10-2011, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Pasta be with you, Ramen.
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12-10-2011, 09:39 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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6.66 is the sign of the AntiPasto! Plus tax.
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12-10-2011, 11:49 AM
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For those who refuse the FSM will spend an eternity in the grinding disposal mechanisms of Sink. Oh my Pasta, how it is horrible and torturous. So praise FSM! to live eternally in Spaghetti goodness!
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12-10-2011, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Long live the flying spaghetti monster!
PRAISE! PRAISE!
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12-10-2011, 05:41 PM
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remember Jesus loves you
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12-10-2011, 05:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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But if you love Jesus, FSM will devour your soul... Just some things to think about.
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12-10-2011, 05:46 PM
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remember the pasta that comes out of the earth that is from china is called the false pasto prophet he can make hot sauce come down from heaven in the presence of the antiposto which is his partner
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12-10-2011, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
remember the pasta that comes out of the earth that is from china is called the false pasto prophet he can make hot sauce come down from heaven in the presence of the antiposto which is his partner
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... the FUCK?! You're a false prophet and therefore know nothing about the FSM.
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12-10-2011, 08:21 PM
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For the love of noodles! What art thou spouting, pothead? Knowest thou not that thy soul should be like a mighty colander with which to catch His divine goodness? For His pasta is good with cheese! Let the boiling water of falseness drain so that your colander is filled with only Him!
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12-10-2011, 08:46 PM
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I was just kidding about the false pasto, I really don't worship the pasta monster I don't believe he is real therefor I am a unbeliever when it comes to the pastaclaws, which is in the shape of three meatballs, and has pasta hair, and noodle arms, and legs, and who wares sauce as a covering, he only comes around at december 25 which is pastomas. he gives frozen chunks of meat to kids who are good, and bad kids he gives frozen hot sauce lumbs.. yeah the flying spitgaty monster is about as real to me as the pastabunny or pasta snow man, or pastaclaws
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12-10-2011, 08:54 PM
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Your words are all lies and capers!
May the gnocchi have mercy on your soul!
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12-10-2011, 08:54 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Ok, now my head really hurts.
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12-11-2011, 04:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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*feverishly prepars the altar for the great rite of the FSM *
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12-11-2011, 07:58 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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[quote=Kasdeja;687126]... the FUCK?! You're a false prophet and therefore know nothing about the FSM.]
fsm is about as real to me as the pastafairy, or the pastabunny or pastaclaws
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12-11-2011, 11:11 AM
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After watching the discovery channel, I have been enlightened to a new god. It's name is Beer. Yes, Beer. Evidently, Beer has created all. It brought agriculture to man, taught them how to wright and mathicate (new word, roll with it). Beer kept man alive and funded the pyramids. Beer created civilizations and helped other religions become popular. When man died from the plagues and diseases of water, not only did Beer give us healthy drinking beverages, but then taught us of bacteria and how to fight it. Beer didn't stop there my friends, oh no, Beer then saw the world was to hot for man (of course after insuring America was made) so it gave us refrigerators. Then, if this all loving watcher of ours did not do enough for us, Beer gave us the factory, propelling the world into an age of invention.
Beer made all, Beer made man what he is, Beer made god. So Beer is god. The best part is, Beer doesn't pick and choose its followers it loves all and gives to all. So hail Beer.
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12-11-2011, 11:27 AM
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I don't want to hear prophet bearing a message. Now if someone comes forth and proclaims they have a massage to give to the world, I'll prostrate myself before them.
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12-11-2011, 04:52 PM
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Crows, I r disappoint.
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12-11-2011, 05:26 PM
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lol. I was excited, I didn't know the long history that alcohol had. Plus I was getting bored of FSM, so I wanted to bring in an alternate faux religion , hoping to create a sort of feud.
All in all, I don't think mine caught on. I was never really good at being a troll... lol
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12-11-2011, 08:25 PM
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It is certainly interesting. I could not be a part of Beer religion, though. I cannot stand the taste.
Although.....one can cook with beer so.....BEER PASTAFARIANISM!!!
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12-12-2011, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster created beer. Conflict resolved.
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12-12-2011, 03:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created beer. Conflict resolved.
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who created the flying spaghetti monter then?
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