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04-28-2008, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Kontan Is Hot Club
Who wants to join?
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04-28-2008, 12:52 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 332
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I'll join! 
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04-28-2008, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I find Kontan is often vaguely picante.
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04-28-2008, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
I find Kontan is often vaguely picante.
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Vaguely?
Sister, you must be going blind, Kontan's hot as hell.
We gotta make some badges.
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04-28-2008, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,041
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Sign me up! I completely agree.
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04-28-2008, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
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Look at his thing, he's been eyeball Sporked :-(
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Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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04-28-2008, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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It's not his EYEballs I'm looking for.
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04-28-2008, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by Wormboy
Look at his thing, he's been eyeball Sporked :-(
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It's just a joke.
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04-28-2008, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under your floorboards
Posts: 519
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Damn I'm in.
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04-28-2008, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 64
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*spreads stickers around gothic.net city* Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention puuuuuuuuh-leeeease!
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04-28-2008, 03:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 619
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Did someone say badges?
O_O
I'm in!!
He almost has a Brandon Lee-ness to him.
Purrr.
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04-28-2008, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: California
Posts: 390
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Hot club? As in, hot club sandwiches? Because, frankly, while I do enjoy hot sandwiches, I do not feel that Kontan resembles a hot sandwich. For one thing, hot sandwiches do not have cornrows. For another, I believe that he is considerably less cylindrical in nature.
Or are you suggesting that we make Kontan into a hot sandwich? I must object to this as well. There are, of course, the moral considerations, but also the common-sense ones, such as:
- How will we catch him? Skinny people are fast, and Kontan is skinny, thus he will be hard to catch.
- Is Kontan fattening? While people most likely taste "just like chicken", it is an important consideration to realize that there have been few, if any, studies on the nutritional value of humans. Does Kontan contain trans-fats? What about saturated fats? Most importantly, does he slice well?
- Is Kontan...er..."meaty" enough to provide for a sandwich for everyone in this thread? If Kontan is not sufficient, it may be necessary to consider finding additional "contributors". Personally, I suggest Opteron Man, who appears likely to fry himself in the near future - Free Energy Project (aka "messing with the high-voltage power supply).
For all of these reasons, I believe that merely chowing down on Kontan may be less wise than putting much greater thought on his induction into the menu at Subway.
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04-28-2008, 06:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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*grumbles* I never get a club *grumbles*
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04-28-2008, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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I'm down! Can I be in charge of making calendars showcasing his awesomeness?
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04-28-2008, 08:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
*grumbles* I never get a club *grumbles*
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I know, me neither... man, I'm gonna start a club dedicated to me, I need the confidence boost, anyways.
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04-28-2008, 09:12 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Mmmm
I'm in!
Let's make jackets too!
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-28-2008, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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Daaaammnnn. Yes. I'm in.
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04-29-2008, 06:47 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 865
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I'm gunna wear a mask with his face on...and try and touch his face through the computer screen and cry everytime I realise...it'll never be reality.
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04-29-2008, 07:52 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 865
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Kontan, i'll give you a fiver to put your face on my face, yeah!?
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04-29-2008, 08:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Originally Posted by killer_asian_Dax
I'm down! Can I be in charge of making calendars showcasing his awesomeness?
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Depends, do they contain nudity? If not, then no, you can't.
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04-29-2008, 08:28 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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Originally Posted by JCC
Depends, do they contain nudity? If not, then no, you can't.
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why the hell not?
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04-29-2008, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
*grumbles* I never get a club *grumbles*
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why dont u start one then?
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-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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04-29-2008, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Murasaki eyeliner
why the hell not?
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A Kontan calendar with no penis is like Bauhaus without Peter Murphy. Just pointless.
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04-29-2008, 08:59 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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Originally Posted by JCC
A Kontan calendar with no penis is like Bauhaus without Peter Murphy. Just pointless.
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shouldent that be prickless 
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"If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see."
-Spanish proverb
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
-Mae West
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04-29-2008, 09:00 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Murasaki eyeliner
shouldent that be prickless
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Wanna go make out?
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