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02-01-2010, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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I am who I am
Hey, it's me, YHWH, I've come to check up on my children who have strayed from the path of light.
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02-01-2010, 09:30 AM
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#2
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 497
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I'm interested to see how this plays out
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02-01-2010, 09:51 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I'm not. .....
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 09:55 AM
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#4
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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Then GTFO.
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02-01-2010, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 497
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hahahah...
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02-01-2010, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I was here first! You GTFO!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 10:00 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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I'm mothafuckin' YAHWEH, I've been here since the dawn of time.
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02-01-2010, 10:02 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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No, you're an asshole with a stupid name who just showed up here to try to yank everyone's chain. Everyone knows god wouldn't wast time with such trollery ... he's too busy ignoring the pain and suffering elsewhere in the world.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 10:03 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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I'm not trolling you Negative Nancy.
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02-01-2010, 10:07 AM
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#10
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 497
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Everyone knows god wouldn't wast time with such trollery ... he's too busy ignoring the pain and suffering elsewhere in the world.
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That rly doesn't make sense.
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02-01-2010, 10:09 AM
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#11
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
Posts: 646
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You should have title this "I yam what I yam". I'm going to call you Popeye from now on.
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I WILL GLUE A SPECIMEN PATCH TO HIS FOREHEAD. ~ korinna5555
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02-01-2010, 10:09 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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*snort - ha ha ha* ... Okay, whatever you say.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 10:10 AM
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#13
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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I enjoy yams, especially with brown sugar and cinnamon.
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02-01-2010, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
*snort - ha ha ha* ... Okay, whatever you say.
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I was going to fuck off but I think I'll stay to make you eat your words.
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02-01-2010, 10:12 AM
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#15
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 497
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Yams w bs and cin rawk
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02-01-2010, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Everyone knows god wouldn't wast time with such trollery ... he's too busy ignoring the pain and suffering elsewhere in the world.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blindNsect
That rly doesn't make sense.
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Yes, it does. I worded that very carefully. It's phrased exactly the way I intended. It's sarcasm.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 10:13 AM
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#17
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 497
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Naythou!!!
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02-01-2010, 10:14 AM
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#18
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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Lawlocaust
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02-01-2010, 10:15 AM
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#19
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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If I don't live a good life, seeking not a final resting place of eternal spinach, will you send me to Bluto?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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You're not worthy of such energy expenditure
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02-01-2010, 10:18 AM
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#21
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Then a lifetime of using and degrading Olive Oyl it is for me!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 10:19 AM
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#22
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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Be my guest, her vaginal orifice has been pre-stretched.
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02-01-2010, 10:21 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Say, were you the oldest, youngest or middle of your litter?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-01-2010, 10:23 AM
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#24
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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Not middle, but second oldest.
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02-01-2010, 10:31 AM
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#25
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 24
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...why do you ask?
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