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10-19-2007, 09:28 PM
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The "I made a dumb decision and now feel like a huge moron" thread
Read the thread title. Then write a "rule" about what it is you did that makes you feel like an idiot.
I'll start, cause I'm the biggest moron.
Never sleep with a girl and then give her your hoodie, no matter what she says about her mom seeing the hickies you left.
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10-20-2007, 06:46 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
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Never break up with your girlfriend because you hit a hard point and you feel 'she isn't suiting your needs.'
Then you won't even have someone partially suiting your needs, and you will also have the hard point of being single.
Not to mention that you will start realizing all the bad things she had done to you, and it will depress you even more.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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10-20-2007, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Never walk up stairs carrying a two foot long blade without paying attention, so that you end up with a hole in your calf over 1cm deep. EVER.
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10-20-2007, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Never cover up a glass on the floor with a blanked so that when you kneel on it you end up breaking the glass and getting stabbed in the knee.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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10-20-2007, 08:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by maggot
Not to mention that you will start realizing all the bad things she had done to you, and it will depress you even more.
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I made a dumb decision to read this thread, saw this, and now feel utterly miserable, sort of what probably a moron feels.
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"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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10-20-2007, 09:03 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Aww Meth 
Also -
Do not try to cut/prune the top off a large bush which is much taller than yourself. Falling into said bush is embarassing and difficult to get out of when holding shears.
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10-20-2007, 09:05 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
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Never tell someone you don't need a ride home after soccer practice when you THINK your dad will come pick you up and then you have to ride your bike a mile and a half away.
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
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10-20-2007, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In AL, which sucks
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Never ignore your inner voice, especially when it's telling you there's something not-quite-right about that person who's trying to be over the top nice to you.
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10-20-2007, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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Never try to talk about something that really upsets you on Gnet, as some members [Ophelia] feel the need to kick you when you are hurting.
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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10-20-2007, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Never be as logical and practical as I am, knowing that most people aren't.
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10-20-2007, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ohio
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Never, EVER, vent to a friend that is angry at your girlfriend, esp. if she is the vengeful type.
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10-20-2007, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Murderapolis
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Never talk to dashing bass players who live 2000 miles away from you.
You'll fall. Hard.
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10-20-2007, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Never eat the small parts.
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10-20-2007, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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Originally Posted by Amarantha
Never talk to dashing bass players who live 2000 miles away from you.
You'll fall. Hard.
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Oh wow
AMEN.
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10-21-2007, 12:05 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
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Never keep quiet about the one you fancy. Chances are, they'll find someone else before you get the courage to make a move.
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Hist. Hark.
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10-21-2007, 12:45 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
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Never put eyeliner on in a car doing sixty on the freeway with a mental unsound friend driving.
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NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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10-21-2007, 02:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Originally Posted by Wormboy
Never put eyeliner on in a car doing sixty on the freeway with a mental unsound friend driving.
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Um...that sounds like it would be very painful.
Never do drugs for the first time in a physically dangerous environment.
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A prank a day keeps the dog leash away - Jello Biafra
I want your skulls! I NEED your skulls! - Misfits
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10-21-2007, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Norway
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Never walk home after drinking 8 pines of beer and tree shots wisky. Especialy if you live on the other side of town :P
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"Fiction is the truth inside the lie"
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10-21-2007, 03:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Never fucking EVER make uneducated decisions. Also, know and stick to your ethics at all costs.
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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10-21-2007, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow
Oh wow
AMEN.
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Too true indeed.
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10-21-2007, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Originally Posted by Dark Templar
Never walk home after drinking 8 pines of beer and tree shots wisky. Especialy if you live on the other side of town :P
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Walk? Crawling is more likely.. 
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"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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10-21-2007, 03:45 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Crawwwwwwling In His Skin!!!
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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10-21-2007, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Temple of Love
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Originally Posted by Breathless Horror
Um...that sounds like it would be very painful.
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looked like crap too
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NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Kontan - "Eventually, you ended up looking like the freaking grim reaper towards the end of the game.
Now we got this cracked out jungle hobo...."
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10-21-2007, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by dark_dragon_of_ice
Never eat the small parts.
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ROFL!
Never approach anything that your thoughts about it are "I think it's asleep"
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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10-21-2007, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Murderapolis
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xD
Fuck yeah.
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