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Old 05-21-2011, 07:53 AM   #1
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Rapture!!!!!! Rapture!!!!!!!!

Well everyone, I bid thee farewell. Tonight at 6 we're going to see serious shit going down. I'm talking things starting with an earthquake. Than birds. Snakes. An airplane. Judging by most reports, Lenny Bruce is not afraid...
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Old 05-21-2011, 08:18 AM   #2
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A world without True Believers? That sounds like HEAVEN.

Coincidentally, it's a beautiful day here in NYC.
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Old 05-21-2011, 09:14 AM   #3
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The weather is pretty nice here, too.
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:50 AM   #4
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Heh heh... rapture prophesies...

There are people out there ready to pet-sit in the snowball's chance in hell that it actually happens.

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Old 05-21-2011, 11:45 AM   #5
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So stoked.
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:16 PM   #6
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In Denmark, it's past 18:00.
I feel cheated. I want my end of the world.
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Old 05-21-2011, 03:42 PM   #7
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Snap into a Slim Jim, amen.
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Old 05-21-2011, 04:34 PM   #8
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Hahahahaha love that pic!
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:41 PM   #9
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Hmmm.... I think we're all still here... I don't really know any one who would have been raptured...... so... fek... ah well.. rum and cokes... good laughs... hellz yeah.
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Old 05-21-2011, 05:43 PM   #10
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Everybody's cracking Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

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Old 05-22-2011, 04:25 AM   #11
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Well I'm disappointed...

1. I ate a lot of chocolate this morning, safe in the knowledge that I wouldn't have to go to the gym tomorrow - and now I just have to work 100 times as hard.

2. I always miss out on the good parties.

3. I feel like it was all over before it really started... Like premature evangelicaltation...
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Old 05-22-2011, 06:05 AM   #12
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Funny thing is I was dragged to church yesterday as I usually am when visiting my dad and the priest seemed disappointed he wasn't gonna 'meet his maker' SORRY your God stood you up again, you blind dipshit. If only the jesus freaks WOULD disappear then life would be everso tolerable.
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Old 05-22-2011, 06:35 PM   #13
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The Rapture happened back in the year 2000. Only like, 8 people were taken.
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Old 05-24-2011, 07:29 PM   #14
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Stop being so stupid everyone. The rapture DID happen May 21st. The good lord just realized there was nobody was worth taking.
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