Too funny! Those little kids cracked me up.
And, ohhhhh, I want a Goth Barbie! She deserves a gothy name, too.
Wikipedia says that the original Barbie's full name is "Barbara Millicent Roberts." That anagrams nicely into:
Barbra Cristin Bellamorte
(Bellamorte: Italian, meaning "beautiful death")
-- Nephele