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03-25-2009, 09:30 AM
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#101
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: New York
Posts: 46
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The newscasters for New York are way more attractive than the ones in Central PA. The smaller the town, the uglier they get.
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03-25-2009, 03:38 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I am happy.
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03-25-2009, 04:30 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
Posts: 706
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I made a grave mistake working for a non-profit Catholic hospital.
Due to the fact that they can't pay more people to work, we are very understaffed--Over the next two weeks, there are three days that I have to pull 20 hour shifts.
I would just like say did anyone take patient safety into account when making these fucked up schedules? I'm going with no.
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03-25-2009, 09:49 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Ahhhh Skeet skeet, skeet skeet.
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans.
The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
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03-26-2009, 07:53 AM
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#105
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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hehehe skeet is a funny word
I'm watching my mother's dog since she is at a conference in Williamsburg and all of the pet friendly hotels there were full. I adore Rusty, he is the cutest, scruffiest little mutt, but he keeps trying to get at my Lucky Charms. Also he is a bit timid (he was a rescue after all) and is terrified of Jake, though I suppose Jake is 6'6 and if I was Rusty's size I would be a little scared of him, so if I'm near Jake Rusty wont come near me.
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03-26-2009, 08:01 AM
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#106
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: prosper
Posts: 74
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i like bacon but im a vegitarien
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03-26-2009, 12:57 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Devo are playing in London in June, and word on the street is that the set will be comprised of Are We Not Men?
There's nothing else for it - the Judge shall simply have to go and dance, as she has not danced since 2007.
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03-26-2009, 01:45 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Which reminds me... it's Devo day today! -bobs head to some Devo-
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03-26-2009, 01:50 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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What's up with all the Deviant Art cartoon characters who are preggers?
Funny. Kataang, Gaz, Sam etc. but thankfully no Cindy Vortex yet.
EDIT: Devo rules. Time out for fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWEblqqDyh8
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03-26-2009, 02:07 PM
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#110
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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You say you want a revolution..."
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03-26-2009, 03:10 PM
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#111
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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An ex that spread rumors that I was gay, is now pregnant and has to get an abortion. This makes me laugh. : )
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03-26-2009, 03:41 PM
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#112
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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03-26-2009, 03:49 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
An ex that spread rumors that I was gay, is now pregnant and has to get an abortion. This makes me laugh. : )
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Abortion makes me cry. Have you ever seen tiny dismembered arms and legs come out of a woman?
Use protection next time.
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03-26-2009, 03:56 PM
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#114
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Luxembourg
Posts: 1,138
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
Abortion makes me cry. Have you ever seen tiny dismembered arms and legs come out of a woman?
Use protection next time.
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To answer your question. No, I haven't.
As for the other line. I'm not the impregnator, and I refuse to fuck without protection anyway.
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03-26-2009, 04:07 PM
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#115
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
To answer your question. No, I haven't.
As for the other line. I'm not the impregnator, and I refuse to fuck without protection anyway.
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Oh, ok sorry! The way I read your post it seemed that you had. My mistake.
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03-26-2009, 08:23 PM
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#116
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Fucking without condoms - An act which is as intelligent as a freakin' Lemming.
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03-27-2009, 10:29 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
Abortion makes me cry. Have you ever seen tiny dismembered arms and legs come out of a woman?
Use protection next time.
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Those images are generally older fetuses that have occurred due to some other problem.
They're use as propaganda by a lot of Pro-Life groups I believe...
Also, lemmings don't kill themselves.
And I have to get up stupidly early tomorrow morning to catch a bus to go to band practice... D=<
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03-27-2009, 04:02 PM
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#118
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I had to get up early this morning because my little brother came out to town and we had to go buy a suit for his grad.
I feel old.
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03-27-2009, 04:33 PM
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#119
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Achoo!!!!!!!
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03-27-2009, 04:37 PM
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#120
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Burp.
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OK, it really was a fart but I was trying to be discreet.
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03-27-2009, 09:17 PM
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#121
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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I am getting paid for being drunk and playing loud, obnoxious music. How many of you can claim that? Ha.
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03-27-2009, 11:44 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
Abortion makes me cry. Have you ever seen tiny dismembered arms and legs come out of a woman?
Use protection next time.
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And remember to have your pets spayed or nuetered! :-)
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03-28-2009, 11:09 AM
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#123
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
I had to get up early this morning because my little brother came out to town and we had to go buy a suit for his grad.
I feel old.
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I'd be happy to make you feel young again ;]
=wink wink, nudge nudge=
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03-28-2009, 11:20 AM
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#124
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr E Nigma
I'd be happy to make you feel young again ;]
=wink wink, nudge nudge=
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Say no more, say no more! Knew you were a goer, knew it I did.
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03-28-2009, 11:51 AM
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#125
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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My brother's cat is pregnant . And HUGE. We've been debating how many she'll have. I said 5
BIGFATCAT. She looks like she's been blown up with a footpump! ^_^ I'll post pics of the tiny kittens when they're born.
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