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05-03-2010, 07:18 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I still think the Android OS is gonna fuck over apple eventually.
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05-03-2010, 08:34 AM
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#1252
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I have health insurance, Yay!
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Live a life less sedentary
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05-03-2010, 08:42 AM
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#1253
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
Posts: 497
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A few clutch sales before noon. Now I can fuckoff on Gnet the rest of my shift.
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05-04-2010, 12:04 PM
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#1254
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE: The Time Square bombing attempt, that could have been so tragic, has been handled so well.
Citizens reported the suspicious vehicle, NYC Police calmly evacuated people from the area, the NYC Fire Department and the bomb squad made sure the threat was disabled, police and the FBI traced the vehicle back from the cash sale on Craig's List and through emails to the suspect, and an arrest was made in less than 72 hours!
We vigorously complain when government or the Police do something wrong. It's only fair to recognize when they get something right, and this story is a sequence of a lot of people getting it right. You've heard of the worst case scenario; truly, this was the best case scenario.
I appreciate a job well done by all involved!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-04-2010, 04:16 PM
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#1255
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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My brother called me from football practice to tell me happy birthday, and then passed the phone around so three of his friends could sing "happy birthday home girl" to me. Haha, I love them so much.
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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05-04-2010, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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I just ran 6 miles, came home and drank two beers. I'm feeling pretty damn good right now.
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Kill your idol. Come on, jump into the void!
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05-04-2010, 07:46 PM
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#1257
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Still Jack
I still think the Android OS is gonna fuck over apple eventually.
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Yeah, me too. And I've seen cellular industry analysts who project the same thing in trade journals and blogs. Which is great as long as Google doesn't become like Apple.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-05-2010, 03:55 AM
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#1258
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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I have no lessons today so I get to study and finish my art journal at home.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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05-05-2010, 04:26 AM
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#1259
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Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 2
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Handed in all my work for a while. *stress levels decrease*
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05-06-2010, 06:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Finding out that there's a homemade cupcake and ice cream store in Austin, TX named:
Lick It Bite It Or Both
Yum!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2010, 06:30 AM
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#1261
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oh, and this is VERY cool.
Remember how the Mission Impossible television series opened with IMF team leader Jim Phelps getting his mission debreifing on a tape recording that announced at the end of the speech that "This message will self-destruct?"
Ever wish you could send a message to someone that would self-destruct after being read? Well, thanks to our digital age you can!
www.thismessagewillselfdestruct.com allows you to create a message on the site. The message is strongly encrypted and stored on a secure server.
A web link is automatically generated. Simply e-mail the link to the recipient. The message can be viewed once. Then it is destroyed. No copy of the message is retained anywhere. For additional security, you can add password protection.
Very cool, eh?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2010, 01:36 PM
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#1262
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Raccoon City
Posts: 17
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Sex, video games, zombies, seeing random cosplaying
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05-06-2010, 09:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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I'm studying in the library when gnawing hunger drives me downstairs to the exhortionist vending machines. To my surprise, some 'free food' event is just wrapping up, leaving behind an empty Dunkin Donuts box, some cold coffee, and-- here's the proverbial kicker-- like 30 fruit snack pouches. So I wait for the people running the thing to filter, then promptly sweep the entire bounty into my backpack. Glorious.
As a bonus, some girls, one of whom was a little hot, noticed me in the act and shot me the most unambiguous sex eyes I've seen in some time. Chicks dig puerile candy-hoarders. If I actually get off gnet and read, tonight might not suck after all, but that 'if' is bigger than my Semitic nose.
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05-07-2010, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Unambiguous sex looks always make my day. Don't get too many of those now that I'm an old wrinkly bat, though. :'(
Coffee is making my day, this far.
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05-07-2010, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Reading that Pamela Anderson refers to her breasts as "Pancho and Lefty."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-08-2010, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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My right boob is named Orlando. Left boob is Alex Winter. Looooong story.
What's made my day: my kittens caught the crazies and have spent the past hour racing around my house and fighting each other. *cute overload*
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05-08-2010, 07:35 AM
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#1267
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by korinna5555
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I Wish I Was Dead
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05-12-2010, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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I got an A on my Political Science paper!
Actually I was expecting that, but the professor liked the way I write and tried to convince me to do my PhD in Political Science instead of Philosophy.
I wanna ask him if he can help me expand on it during summer so I can publish it.
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You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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05-12-2010, 04:58 PM
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#1269
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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The Chipotle steak burrito I ate at lunchtime totally made my day.
Slurp!
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05-13-2010, 02:12 PM
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#1270
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Learning that one of my favorite sci-fi TV series from the eighties ...
MAX HEADROOM
... is going to be released on DVD! YAY!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-13-2010, 03:46 PM
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#1271
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Breathing.
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05-13-2010, 11:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Watching "That Mitchell and Webb Look" tonight, and there's a sketch about God telling Abraham to kill his son Isaac. And this dialog killed me!
God: I think you should kill Isaac. So, what ... what do you think?
Abraham: Brilliant!
God: Really?
Abraham: Oh, yes Lord, another winner! ... (yells to son) Isaac, rustle up a pyre. We're making a sacrifice!
God: You're -- you're sure you're fine with this?
Abraham: Absolutely!
God: Y-You would say ...
Abraham: I would say what, Lord?
God: Well, you know, if you thought I was asking you to do something, you know, wrong.
Abraham: If I thought it was wrong, [scoffs] like I'd know. Like I'd have any chance of forming an independent basis of right and wrong outside the instructions of some supervisory being. No, Lord, I am your bitch.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Edit: Dialog simplified a bit to get to the punchline, but if you want to see the whole thing go HERE.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-14-2010, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Learning that one of my favorite sci-fi TV series from the eighties ...
MAX HEADROOM
... is going to be released on DVD! YAY!
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That looks so familiar and yet I can't think of what the show was like. I'm thinking my parents watched reruns of it?
In similar news, Daria is out on DVD finally, I can't afford it so until I can I found out that all of the episodes are on youtube. I forgot how much I adore her.
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05-14-2010, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Actually, scrap that, I was really upset today because they only gave me five hours to work for next week and I was freaking out because next week is the week thats going to be paying for my rent, and I'd have to have a lot of hours the week after to make up for that. So the only way around that was that I'd have to take out my vacation pay, which I don't want to do because otherwise I won't be able to afford to have my vacation this year. I ended up crying before I left, I hate crying in front of people but I was really freaking out.
Anyway, my boss just called and it seems like she really begged the managers to give her more hours because she gave me a bunch of shifts, so now I have twenty and I can live off of that. I'm still going to look around for other jobs though, that was way too scary and they can't guarantee it won't happen again. I should've done so when it started after Christmas, but I like it there. But not enough to starve.
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05-14-2010, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I caught my gym buddy IN THE CHINESE. Incidentally he hardly ever goes to the gym because somthing always comes up that means he can't go , and he hasn't lost a single pound , if anything he looks fatter.
Now I know what you're thinking, why were YOU in the chinese Honeythorn? I was getting my parents takeaway which they have been getting from that place for donkey's years. Every Friday without fail I go in there to collect the usual beef curry and accompaniments. I've had home made vegetable soup with added chicken breast for my dinner. Yum.
But ohhhh the sight of that back, like a medieval table top slouching up against the counter. I sidled in and said " Soooo Thomas, no gym for you tonight then? " His look of sheepish guilt has utterly made my day. Espescially since he claimed to be ill yesterday, 10 mins before he was due to pick me up along the way to the gym. Yeah Tom you look very ill, positively on deaths door, which could be a reality if he keeps eating the way he does !
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