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03-22-2007, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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your worst dating experiences
We've all been on disasterous dates. Share your bad date experiences.
I'll begin.
Once, on the first date, the person ended up leaving with someone else !
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03-22-2007, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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I burst one of my tires....
And she had to teach me how to change it -___-
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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03-22-2007, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Los Angeles
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Ouch! That must have been an emasculating experience.
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03-22-2007, 10:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: a house
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i snapped on a waiter. she says i cant go back there anymore
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proud to be a furry
love me or hate me i wont change
the eyes are the windows to the soul, are you afraid of what you see?
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03-22-2007, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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I went on a date with someone i really liked, and ended up being sick on him. His shoes, his pants, everything...He tied my hair up for me and helped me outside so i could puke in the gutter. He even let me sleep in his lap when i couldnt go any further...I love him!
I went on a date where he wouldnt stop making comments about my band or my friends. I thought he was sincere and he turned out to be a total ass. I ended up "going to the bathroom" and walking home (75km away)...
I went on a date where the guy made out with this skank i know...it was sad. But they're happy so i dont care.
I went on a date with this girl, one date! Only one. She wanted to tell her parents how in love WE??? were and that we were going to elope. She scared the crap out of me.
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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03-22-2007, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I asked this girl on a date once. On the second day, she insisted that I get her pregnant.
I've never seen her since. Thank god...
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03-22-2007, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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That is quite scary!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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03-22-2007, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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You're telling me!
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03-23-2007, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
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Dating generally scares the crap outta me…
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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03-23-2007, 01:02 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Dating shouldn't scare you. Commitment, on the other hand...
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03-23-2007, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Back in 1981 I took a girl I was crazy about to the drive in movies. We took some beers and she drank a lot, but she wanted to make out so I didn't care. The she went to the ladies room in the snack bar, and then came back to the car. We made out some more, watched the movie then I took her home. I kissed her goodnight, then she said:
"Didn't I taste like puke breath? I threw up in the restroom."
I think because we were both drinking beer, I didn't notice!
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03-23-2007, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Back in 1981 I took a girl I was crazy about to the drive in movies. We took some beers and she drank a lot, but she wanted to make out so I didn't care. The she went to the ladies room in the snack bar, and then came back to the car. We made out some more, watched the movie then I took her home. I kissed her goodnight, then she said:
"Didn't I taste like puke breath? I threw up in the restroom."
I think because we were both drinking beer, I didn't notice! |
How old are you?! In '81, I was just barely born!
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03-23-2007, 04:12 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
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I think he's in his 40s...?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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03-23-2007, 04:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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That's cool. I don't have to pleasure of knowing people who are into the goth scene who are over 30. Except for my old boss. But he's a POS... screwed me out of several thousand dollars... grrr....
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03-23-2007, 09:00 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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I picked up a guy in a bar once, and took him home. We slept together, and then the next morning said our goodbyes. However, when I turned up at my new job that day I discovered that he was one of the Doctors that I was going to have to work with!
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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03-23-2007, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Hang on. That wasn't me. That was Grey's Anatomy. I always get those two mixed up.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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03-23-2007, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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somtimes i wonder
Last date I had was a year ago and it was only like a couple dates....guess no one likes me....*tear* oh well....life sucks!!....GET OVER IT!!!
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03-23-2007, 10:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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Originally Posted by chimerical
Last date I had was a year ago and it was only like a couple dates....guess no one likes me....*tear* oh well....life sucks!!....GET OVER IT!!!
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This is the WHINING thread, smartass. It's made for senseless complaining.
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03-23-2007, 11:04 AM
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sorry then i guess it was just the small little leprchaun in my head!!!!.....he tend to have whole conversations with me all the time......
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03-23-2007, 11:07 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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since i can whine all i want....damn how come no one likes me?....*balling* this can't be why does no girl even look at me, just because I am 305 lbs, can't walk for more than an inch without breaking a sweat....and can't live without my oxygen tank ....haha lifes better than than...just wanted to rant....Maybe someday someone will like me and my leprechaun....we shall see....
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03-23-2007, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
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A good step in the right direction is to go and make an intro thread, use proper grammar and post a post without 10+ punctuations when it's that short.
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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03-23-2007, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Fuck you, Chimerical. You spoilt the rhythm of my joke.
Useless twat.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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03-23-2007, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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It's oviously a troll. I sware, every troll must be a five-year-old whose mother doesn't pay attention to so it has to seek attention from complete strangers on the internet.
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03-23-2007, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by Delicate_Torture
Hang on. That wasn't me. That was Grey's Anatomy. I always get those two mixed up.
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hahahahahah!! Yes! That was great! I didn't think your joke was DESTROYED BY SOME IDIOT.
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03-23-2007, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
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Shut the fuck up, chemerical, you sound like my ex girlfriend.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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